CONTEST: What’s on Frank’s mind?

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Last night I was kind of meandering through the comments, and noticed the language had gotten a little salty.  I e-mailed Frank, with this exchange:

Cadet Happy to Frank — 8:58 PM 
. . . i think you need a profanity filter of some type now — the lanugage appears to be getting WAY out of hand

Frank to Cadet Happy — 9:22 PM
It’s in the settings. I started writing a word blacklist, but it made me feel dirty. I guess I’ll add to it as stuff slips by.

So, I go in there and Frank has put THREE dirty words in the moderation filter.  I’m kind of fascinated by the three that were front and center in his mind.
 

SO, your mission — guess what the three dirty words were that Frank added to the moderation list.  The first person to get all three wins either an IMAO t-shirt, or Frank’s book — whichever you would like.

We will have a winner by Sunday night at 10:00 p.m. CST.  I’ll put some clues in as time goes on if no one is getting it. 

NOTE:  I’ve added about 60 dirty words to the list, so unless you modify the spelling, your guess will get kicked into moderation.  So, you must use & * # % or some other symbol for the vowel in the dirty word, or it won’t show up in the comments.  The winner must show up in the comments section to win.  You could also test the comment system, by guessing — if the dirty word shows up, then it obviously isn’t on the list — I won’t ban you or anything for guessing dirty words, and, actually I encourage you to do it. 

This is a no holds barred comment section — If you don’t like cursewords, stay the heck out.  I might even give a special prize for most creative curse word.  So have at it you st#p1d m0th3r f#ck3r5

UPDATE — You can make as many guesses as you like.

53 Comments

  6. Well, Amaps probably already has it, but I’ll give it a shot:

    The “P” word that rhymes with miss
    The “F” word that rhymes with pucker
    and the “G” word that rhymes with “hod” coupled with the “D” word that rhymes with “ma’am”.

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  18. Nice Johnny Dangerously, Spyndrilleum; you lousy corksucker. You must be a real somonombatch.

    If my first one didn’t do it, here are some other attempts:
    Hillary Rodham Clinton
    Michael Francis Moore
    Alan Stuart Franken

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  20. If the purpose is to keep out trolls, they should be …

    1- Neocon
    2- Loser
    3- Romney

    with possibly…

    – Ha!
    – Anything that has spell-checkers kicking out more than a few proper names.
    – Any bast*rdization of the name George W Bush.

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  21. T N,
    REALLY? Michael Moore’s initials are MFM? That is so appropriate! It’s just like MSM but with an MF in there instead of the Mainstream!
    Perfect!

    Oh, and add to my previous list any posts with too few polysyllabic words.

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  25. F*&king yeah!
    Any word ending in -licious
    Groovy
    ‘K?

    N word that rhymes with rigger (I’m sorry to write it, but it really should be off-limits)
    F word that rhymes with maggot
    C word that rhymes with bunt

    French
    Green
    Politically correct

    SorosMooreSarandonRobbinsPennStreisandAsnerBaldwinSheenClooneyDamonDixieChicksetc.

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  27. Let’s analyze this. I take timeout from my busy schedule, but, hey, someone’s got to do it.

    The seven forbidden words for radio and TV are sh*t, p*ss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, mother f*cker and t*ts.

    Now, at least four of these are not in Frank’s filter. But the other three aren’t necessarily in it, either.

    Let’s start with the seven. Now, we all know Frank likes t*ts, so that’s out. And sh*t and p*ss are just too ordinary now to cause alarm, especially on blogs. So, I’ve narrowed it down to four from the forbidden: f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, mother f*cker.

    Redundancy: mother f*cker has f*ck in it so it’s out as a separate entry. But f*ck is a good candidate. C*cksucker is too generic now to be included, but c*nt is still very offensive to many so it stays.

    Now, let’s think about ‘spam’: words like p*rn, sl*t, wh*re, s*x and a truckload of others. P*rn is often misspelled as ‘pron’ and on IMAO ‘prawn.’ And s*x is too generic a term. Sl*t and wh*re are just too nice to have around when describing Democrats, so they’re out. That leaves: p*rn (and any derivatives, like “free p*rn”).

    All considered, my final list is then:

    f*ck
    c*nt
    p*rn

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  29. I should note before I go back to work that “sh*t” is just too versatile a word to be on Frank’s list. It’s just too much fun! It’s the word that keeps on giving.

    Sh*t-for-brains
    Scared sh*tless
    Dumbsh*t
    Dipsh*t
    Sh*t on a shingle
    Hold your sh*t
    I don’t give a sh*t
    That’s a bunch of sh*t!

    It’s kinda sh*tty, but I think sh*t should be an okay word.

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  40. Most creative? Funny, a friend was asking for alternative words for d0uche-bag because in describing the guys at her health club, we’d probably used it a 100 times that week. I started making stuff up off the top of my head, most of which I’ve forgotten, but I’ll try again.

    spluge-rag
    wankmeisterfullerine
    ‘bate-n-switch
    chiz-head (if a Green Bay fan)
    Scrodee the Clown
    RealDoll-fiance
    Vasoline-machine
    Talk-to-the-hand

    And just because it fits here, my one-word description of MSNBCs comments on Obama’s “Jeremiah Wright isn’t a racist” speech, which was hailed as “the best speech since I have a Dream” and more repeatedly for at least 45 minutes after it was over, and repeatedly, by a circle-jerk of commentators.
    Bukkakabama

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  47. Rowsdower? What MST3K episode is that?

    Part of the reason I haven’t gotten into the new Battlestar Galactica is what I call “The Rowsdower Effect” – I call it this because of the closing credit skit. In it, the guys pretend to be someone pitching the movie they just riffed to a Hollywood producer, who changes every character to a woman for no reason.

    They changed so many characters to women who, for those of us who grew up with BG, is really a mess. Boomer? Big black guy right? Nope. Starbuck. Repeat StarBUCK. Nope. Adama? ADAMa? Nope. Oh, Baltar is still a dude – couldn’t possibly change that. They took B sci fi and Lifetimed it up big time.

    Oh, swear words. Lifetimed it up counts for me. Any network where every guy is a rapist, douche-bag, cheater, or murderer and every woman is a victim is basically the feminist equivalent of Wahhabist propaganda.

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