We still haven’t gotten the Kwazy Kos Kids helmets, and now look at this front page post from the Daily Kos. Palin said she put the governor’s plane on eBay and she did put the governor’s plane on eBay but they say she LIED because the sale from eBay fell through and it was sold through more traditional means afterwards. You should see the retarded monkeys going wild in the comments convinced if they can get the word out on this, it will sink Palin. They’ve almost banged all the critical thinking out of their fragile skulls because we were too heartless to get them helmets.
And have you seen the concern trolls? Within minutes of putting up this post, I got tons of them. They all are like:
I am really a Republican and concerned for the party. I am worried about the Palin pick because [insert rumors that only someone who has been banging his head against the wall for hours could be dumb enough to believe or minor nitpicky point that only a loser wiener kid would care about]. Again, me real Republican.
One even signed his name and town like this was a letter to the editor. Is this organized? How panicked are these losers?
Of course they’re panicked. They wanted to make history. They’ve tried just about every way:
Mondale/Ferraro
Gore/Lieberman
Hillary/Beelzebub
Obama/Biden
Then Palin comes along, and suddenly they cry foul (as though Gerry Ferraro had the ovaries to be VP).
Does anyone know what Harvey is up to?? Perhaps he has been moonlighting since perfecting his WEsistance movement.
I was looking at the title of this post, and it made me wonder… wasn’t that type of head trauma usually limited to Islamofacists?
I don’t think it’s so much that they’re banging their heads against the walls.
I think the walls are punching them in their dumb monkey faces for being idiots.
I personally wish to thank Gov. Palin. The trolls had begun to thin out and hunting them was starting to take on the patina of work. Since she accepted McCain invitation to run, they (the trolls) have come out of the woodwork. Not only that but they are so rabid that it’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
Thanks again Sarah. You are my hero.
The French were known to have that problem before the original spelling was changed! Off with your head!
With heads, that is, seanmahair. 😀
Hi guys! Tom Snyder here from Denton, Texas. Like all of you I really hate liberals. In fact, the other day I was peaking through the glass into the Starbucks and I noticed one of them liberal snobs
had gotten up to use the bathroom and that he’d left his latte behind. So I walked right in, grabbed his latte and threw in the trash! If only it wasn’t illegal to punch them in their dumb monkey faces! Anyway, it is a fact that Sarah Palin attended like six colleges. I knew a lady once that attended that many colleges and she
was as dumb as rocks. I think we need to have McCain redo this. Palin is just too dumb to lead America.
USA! USA! USA!
– Tom Sndyer
Anyway, it is a fact that Sarah Palin attended like six colleges. I knew a lady once that attended that many colleges and she was as dumb as rocks.”
Alas, I never even graduated . . .
Palin has too many flaws – she makes it easy for the Dems to go on the offensive. Veep Redo time!
[Because of your comment, I’m going to start a letter writing campaign! -Ed.]
I made great grades at Stanford and was one of the first to graduate, which is why I was one of the greatest Presidents of all time!
Please pick someone else! Please, please – we can’t beat her! Please . . .
What’s college?
Evolution! I love evolution. Evolution and global warming for the win! Gimme fifty lattes now! I went to ivy league school. I am smarter than you. Obama rules!
Thanks again Sarah. You are my hero.
Mine too. Oh Sarah please put creationism class in our schools and ban condoms.
[Thank you for summing up why we love Palin. You are smirt. -Ed.]
I am also a fellow rebubican, and i am concrned about Gov. Pailin’s many flaws:
-Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
-Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
-Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
-Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.
Is this somebody we realywant too be VP?
AMEIRCA WAKEUP!!111!!1!
They had to settle for Susan Estrich as a sacrifice because she’s the closest thing to a virgin the left has to offer. Well, intellectually, anyway.
Oh, this is too good! Look at this response to the Kos post:
How Much Alaska actually getting from that reduced priced airplane!
Who purchase it in the first place (how much) – Why did Palin decide to sell it – Who bought it – how much cut the middle man get.
while at it, check the Israel (It’s Israel made plane), Ted Steven, Abramoff connection to that plane sale.
and ALL big purchase and project under Palin! Specially oil and anything related to Ted Steven.
Alaska is a small place, everybody knows everybody. The corruption ring involved everybody.
So now Israel is involved in the insidious “Jet Gate” conspiracy to deprive the Alaskan tax payers of the proper Blue Book value of a used jet, and suddenly Alaska has become small. Last time I checked, Alaska was a pretty darn big place. But of course, the conspiracy involved everybody. Except Governor Frank Murkowski, who bought the jet in the first place. He’s a Republican, why aren’t they picking on him? Oh, right, because then they couldn’t pick on Palin for selling it.
Palin has yet to be interviewed by a single media outlet. The McCain campaign is refusing all interviews. Summary: Sarah Palin is afraid of journalist questions and this makes her unqualified to be the Vice President of our great country, the United States of America.
AlanABQ – sir how do respond to the allegations that Palin is afraid of the media. If she never does an interview will you still vote for this gutless phony? Also, do you also support creationism and like Palin do you think global warming and evolution are both fake? Do you like Palin not believe in Fossils and think that people use to ride dinosaurs?
WAL – why do you hate condoms like Sarah Palin?
Ed. – do you like Palin think hate eskimos and think they are Arctic Arabs?
seanmahair – why should a woman raped by her own father be forced to have a child? This is what Palin wants. Why do you agree with it?
Bob in Feenicks – Sarah Palin put her hometown $20 million in debt as mayor. Why the hell would we want her doing that kind of bad governing to the United States of America?
Jesusluvinredneck – Do you agree with Palin that gays should not be allowed to visit their sick loved ones in hospitals?
Tom Sndyer – How dare you pour out someones latte. You are an ass.
Jimmy – Sarah Palin sold her state’s nice plane (she first lied that she sold it on eBay but later sold it to some guy for a loss). Would you want her selling America’s fighter planes on eBay? Didn’t think so.
Snarky – Palin wants the polar bears to die? What’s wrong with caring for god’s creatures and the planet. Even the Bible says we should love god’s creatures and be good stewards of our planet. Not trash it to hell and spit on it like Palin believes.
Harvey – If it turns out Palin had an affair will you still vote for her? If it turns out that child was not Palin’s baby will you be angry? If Palin becomes VP and she and McCain raise taxes how angry and hurt will you be. P.S. Are you a cryer? because you sure sound like a cry baby.
Ihaveatinyliberalpeepee – Palin has pretty much zero experience and it’s clear the was a token female choice by Palin. Why was that a good thing?
Another Liberal Troll – is anyone a liberal considered a troll here? Is there in redeeming value in this blog for people who are not conservative freaks. (I’ll admit it does seem funny and I have laughed several times today).
Everyone – If Obama wins what will you do? My friends and I are going to have a big party.
[If Obama wins, maybe you should consider getting a life to celebrate instead of going blog to blog posting these comments that won’t convince anyone of anything than what mindless spazes Obama’s supporters are. -Ed.]
“WAL – why do you hate condoms like Sarah Palin?”
Because they’re too damn small!!
“Another Liberal Troll – is anyone a liberal considered a troll here?”
Yeah – Pretty much
“Is there in redeeming value in this blog for people who are not conservative freaks.”
No, not really.
BreakingNews:
Do you agree with Obama that your parents were punished with a child?
true fact:
when Sarah was mayor she banned Big Foot from the libraries and wouldn’t let UFO’s land at local airport.
Once she got to be governor, she tried to get to get bans statewide.
We need to remove Sarah from ticket, before she tries to pass this nationally!
I know this is true.
“Palin has yet to be interviewed by a single media outlet. The McCain campaign is refusing all interviews. Summary: Sarah Palin is afraid of journalist questions and this makes her unqualified to be the Vice President of our great country, the United States of America.”
BTW,
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/09/06/and-about-the-palin-bubble/
My dear Mr. BreakingNews,
AlanABQ – sir how do respond to the allegations that Palin is afraid of the media. If she never does an interview will you still vote for this gutless phony? Also, do you also support creationism and like Palin do you think global warming and evolution are both fake? Do you like Palin not believe in Fossils and think that people use to ride dinosaurs?
Find me one person on this planet over the age of 10 who thinks people used to ride on dinosaurs, and I will pay your mortgage this month. Or I’ll just mock you for taking them seriously, whichever one sounds more fun at the time. Oh, and find me a quote of Palin saying she hates Arctic Arabs, could you? Or did you just pull that out of your sphincter, like the assertion that Palin would sell our fighter planes on eBay? I sold my old car to a junkyard when it crapped out, does that mean that as president I would start selling everyone else’s cars to junkyards without their permission? Moron…
Palin has attended a wacky Pentecostal church for years. Pentecostal’s do not believe fossils are very old. They are always fighting with paleontologists. It’s a pretty crazy belief that only
a few crazy religious nutballs in the U.S. believe. It will cost the GOP many votes for picking her. She certainly won’t get any scientist votes. Palin has a pretty
shitty educational background anyway (basically she is a stupid) so it isn’t like the scientists were flocking to her.
[Thank you. You have convinced us not to vote for Palin. You are smirt. -Ed.]
See, if you want to win this – it won’t be enough merely to emphasize that Barack went to an elite university and Palin didn’t (and people didn’t go to an elite university suck). What you must also do is insult every religion possible.
You need to make it clear to them that they’re a bunch of nutcases bitterly clinging to archaic beliefs – only then will you win.
PPF: Palin is the daughter of a science teacher, and she did not add creationism to the curriculum as Governor of Alaska.
#26 – Posted by: PentecostalPalinFreak on September 6, 2008 05:20 PM
Just like you crazy nutjobs think global warming is caused by humans?
Get back in the heard, sheeple…
Appears she is one of those crazy bible banger wackos. Dear God please keep this freak and her pentecostal freaky pals out of the White House. http://www.towleroad.com/2008/09/assemblies-of-g.html
[Thanks. Now that we know this we will not vote for her. You are smirt. -Ed.]
You must be from the MSM, #19. Absolutely none of those questions have anything to do with real issues. I can’t speak for the others, but I will go ahead and address some of your questions.
1. Palin’s alleged fear of the media: what do you mean by “The media”? Where the term applies to the MSM, two words sum it up- Yellow Journalism. Why waste time trying to answer inane questions about issues that are ridiculously off-topic. ABC, NBC, CBS, Geraldo, Inside Edition, The NYT- they’re not media; they’re propaganda outlets.
2. Condom hatred: I’m sorry, but what? Sara Palin HATES condoms? How do you infer that? Public schools, horrible failures that they are, still aren’t supposed to be labs for social experimentation. If a kid doesn’t know about condoms before 5th grade, then that’s a good thing. Why would grade schoolers need to know about them (aside from having “safe” sex with their teachers… it is public school, after all)? And from 6th grade up, they would need to hide in the wilderness NOT to know what a condom was, what it’s for, and how to use one.
3. What Sara Palin thinks about Eskimos: She hasn’t been interviewed yet, remember? How would you know? Oh yeah, it was on a progressive site, so it must be true!
4. Abortion & incest: Right. Because that’s the case at least half of the time; rape by a father. You’d think that there’d be more fathers being prosecuted, what with the millions of abortions each year, half of which are incest, yeah?
Please.
5. $20 million dollar debt: It’s true! That’s how she got elected Governor; her poor economic skills.
6. N/A
7. N/A
8. Selling aircraft: That was funny, BN. If that were the case, I’d have a F16 now. BTW, she did post the plane in question on eBay.
9. Polar bears: Have you ever seen a polar bear!? They’re friggin’ HUGE! Look, if you wanna go cuddle on, be my guest. If I see one outside a zoo, I’m shooting it. Then wearing it.
10. Palin’s love life: Who’s business is that? Hers, maybe…? But since we’re on the subject, get a good look at Chelsea “Clinton” & Webster Hubbell, then come back. And while you’re at it, look up her “father’s” main focus while in office.
11. Palin’s experience: More than a certain candidate from the left. Enough said.
12. IMAO’s redeeming qualities: we get to point & laugh at liberal monkeys trying to make irrelevant points here when the sites they normally visit aren’t paying them enough attention. Other than that, this site is deplorable & Harry Reid ought to shut it down.
13-A. If Obambi wins: We’ll point & laugh at him. He’ll be a spectacular failure.
13-B: You & your friends: Riiiiight… keep hoping for that.
I’m confused. Apparently, our girl is a moron because she 1)went to multiple schools and 2) because she didn’t graduate from an Ivy league school. I went to 4 different schools in undergrad and didn’t graduate from an Ivy League school, but I got a Ph.D. and work for NASA. Does that mean that I’m a moron, too?
Maybe if we keep uttering the incantation “Palin” the liberal trolls will keep coming.
Hard to believe any group of people could out – ronulan the ronulans, but watching the libtards try is the best entertainment here since ron paul got a life.
If so, certain political groups should REALLY look into better ways to convince people to vote for their candidate.
Oh, and to whatever troll said that no scientists would vote for Palin, I know plenty…
My favorite “scandal” that the Kos Kids are trying to drum up is that Palin fired a state trooper who threatened to murder her family and shot his own son with a taser. I guess they think we’ll want to join Obama in ensuring that more children get shot with tasers and more enemies of corrupt psychotic child-abusing cops turn up dead.
One even tried to defend the fired cop by insisting that his son “asked” to be shot with the taser. Because if a child-abuser says his victim was asking for it, clearly everything must be above-board.
What .. did IMAO go to the discount troll center for the last crop? Call the troll staffing agency, these trolls just wont do… no challenge at all…… Whats wrong with the world .. just cant find good trolls anymore…..
You tell ’em Boffo the clown! That just sounds like a clownish name to me. And Billy you sound like one of the clowns who juggles bowling pins. I’m sure soooooooo many scientists are going to vote for the fossil-hating Palin. You see Billy most scientists I know like science facts and they believe the paleontologists and the climatologists – not the pentecostal churches. But you go ahead and believe what you want to, ok? Great. Find more great Palin facts here.
Clown Count = 2: Billy and Boffo 🙂
[Are you retarded? If so, that was amazingly coherent. -Ed.]
What .. did IMAO go to the discount troll center for the last crop? Call the troll staffing agency, these trolls just wont do… no challenge at all…… Whats wrong with the world .. just cant find good trolls anymore…..
Bad veep picks like Palin (a science-hating religious nutcase) bring the worst trolls around. Hey Troy, someone just told me if Palin loses she is likely to be damaged goods and she won’t be able to run again because she will be blamed for the GOP’s defeat in 2008. That’s great news and very true and factual sounding!!!
#37
Quick: demonstrate one thing, just one thing, that is true about Darwinism. Go!
‘Somehow, you could tell it was made up by a troll:
“Now we sing dis stupid song!
Sing it as we run along!
Why we sing dis we don’t know!
We can’t make der words rhyme prop’ly!”
“Sound off!”
__”One! Two!”
“Sound off!”
__”Many! Lots!”
“Sound off!”
__”ER … what?”
from: Night Watch
Ahhhh, you can always tell how badly you’ve hurt someone by the way that they respond. The left is going nuts over Palin, and #37 the troll has already convinced me that he’s probably an artist who has “scientist” friends like psychologists, sociologists, etc. I’ll prove my science bonafides any day, loser.
And I like clowns. Was that supposed to be an insult?
I have a question:
“What wrong with the the horrbile troll sintax? Why they not use complete sentence w/ noun verb adn subgect.”
I was going to accuse the public school system, then I remembered that I went to public school, so it must be these “Ivy League” schools that they seem to rave about so much.
I also love the “Palin went to 6 different colleges before she graduated” line because it’s only going to drum up more interest in what Obama was doing at Columbia.
#19 – Posted by: BreakingNews on September 6, 2008 04:48 PM
(If she never does an interview will you still vote for this gutless phony?)
*YES!
(Also, do you also support creationism and like Palin do you think global warming and evolution are both fake?)
*YES. Do you find this unnerving? Awwwwwwwww.
(why do you hate condoms like Sarah Palin?)
*Because they’re all icky and gooey!
(do you like Palin think hate eskimos and think they are Arctic Arabs?)
*Do I think hate estimos? Uh, er, Sure! Sounds good!
(why should a woman raped by her own father be forced to have a child? This is what Palin wants. Why do you agree with it?)
*Is that ALL YOU GOT??? Your “big gun” is bustin out the 1%?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sarah Palin put her hometown $20 million in debt as mayor. Why the hell would we want her doing that kind of bad governing to the United States of America?)
*Because it would piss you off.
(Do you agree with Palin that gays should not be allowed to visit their sick loved ones in hospitals?)
Gayness BAD. Gaynesss marrying BAD.
(Sarah Palin sold her state’s nice plane (she first lied that she sold it on eBay but later sold it to some guy for a loss). Would you want her selling America’s fighter planes on eBay? Didn’t think so.)
*hahahahahahaha now you’re just hilarious.
(Palin wants the polar bears to die? What’s wrong with caring for god’s creatures and the planet. Even the Bible says we should love god’s creatures and be good stewards of our planet.)
*You referencing the Bible is even MORE hilarious. Polar bears BAD. Polar bears DIE!!!!!!!!
(If it turns out Palin had an affair will you still vote for her?)
*Heck Yes!
(If it turns out that child was not Palin’s baby will you be angry?)
*Nope. Does that make you angry? Does it make your inner child weep?
(If (Biden) becomes VP and (he) and (Obama) raise taxes how angry and hurt will you be.)
*Very. I’d even go so far as to use the words mad and sad.
(P.S. Are you a cryer?)
*No. Are you a momma’s boy or a lesbian?
(Palin has pretty much zero experience and it’s clear the was a token female choice by Palin. Why was that a good thing?)
*Because it’s made you go insane (or moreso than usual) and we think that’s FUNNY as all heck!
(is anyone a liberal considered a troll here? Is there in redeeming value in this blog for people who are not conservative freaks.)
*Is anyone a hippie considered a smorgasbord boogers here? Is there in redeeming value in scared out of drawers lib is lonely loser.
*About the quality of your sentence, only mine is funnier.
(I’ll admit it does seem funny and I have laughed several times today).
*You made me pee my pants! I smell FEAR (even funnier!)
(Everyone – If Obama wins what will you do? My friends and I are going to have a party.
*Are you gonna party like it’s 1999?
*You’re right Frank and Seanmahair – this was much more fun!
Right now is when I wish that “DeathMatch” from MTV was still on. Can you imagine Sarahcuda v/s the “messiah”?
Re: #37
Quick: demonstrate one thing, just one thing, that is true about Darwinism. Go!
It has never been in my kitchen.
GO, SARAH, GO!!!!!
Stir up, those dumb liberal trolls!!!!!
I don’t see why Palin should have to leave her extremist church if Obama doesn’t have to leave his.
Oh, wait…
I think breakingnews has changed my mind!! I am SO not going to vote for that evil Palin creature. I hope you can excuse us for even considering it: probably just my stupid pentecostal side coming out! I’m going to vote for John McCain instead.
Man, this is better then the PaulBots!
Oh, my… how are these poor, traumatized children going to react when we drive the final nail into their liberal fascist coffin on November 4? There hasn’t been such screaming, name calling, or downright lying since the Reichstag opened session in 1932. Or since kindergarten started this fall. I’m never sure where to place these liberal retards.
Hey, did y’all hear that Obama is the father of John Edwards’ love child? I also know for a fact that The New Messiah had an organizer’s hand in quite a few Al Qaeda operations. I can’t say which ones, but it has to be true, ’cause Michael Eats Moore and Joe Buy Me Then never lie.
Yipee kai yay, Democrats!
Even if I didn’t like Sarah I would vote for her because if libtards like “Breaking Wind.. sorry News” are so stirred up she has to be doing something right.
Contrary to your slam at me, I personally believe that abortion as a medical procedure needs to be legal. In the case of RAPE, INCEST or the LIFE of the mother it should be considered carefully, prayerfully and with the parties affected (except the criminals) able to have a say. What I do NOT believe in is:
1. Abortion on demand- learn to keep your legs closed or take a pill, this ain’t rocket science.
2. Designer babies -you want a certain kind of child, adopt, or get a frisbee.
3. The woman is not the only one affected by the destruction of life here. Someone else contributed to the problem, they need to be at least informed of the decisions. Yet again, if you don’t want the responsibility of a child (ie don’t want to be PUNISHED) stop sleeping around.
4. Late term abortions- if a baby is viable than killing it is murder. Murder is one of the few sins that is extremely hard to repent of……one can’t restore that which was taken.
Next time you foam at the mouth, try a little facts with your rant. I think–therefore I vote Republican.
I love it how the liberals whine about the evil rich Washington elite, their excessive spending, their private jets, their upper class Ivy league educations, and how they’re out of touch with the common man… And then flip flop when they find a Republican that goes against that grain.
Well, I had a nice day ignoring politics: chopping and stacking firewood. A wicked cold winter be a comin’, me thinks.
I guess this makes me an off-topic TROLL tonight, doesn’t it? Well, I don’t care!
My Gorebal warming-certified, ash-spewing, carbon-belching, toxic smoke chamber is good to at least 50,000 BTU’s per hour! Eat that Obama. Smoke and choke it Biden!
But if I feed it big fat, Obama-supporting Code Piko’s (Trolls – with their oil, grease and natural gas content), it’ll prolly make it to 100,000 BTU/hr.
Now I need to bag and stack me some of Dem fat trolls. Line up, fatties.
Jim boyo, you rock the house. And if anyone ever calls you a troll they will have to answer to me! I’m not quite as tough as Sarah but she is making me think I’ve gotten soft. Time to ratchet it up a couple of notches me thinks.
You are too kind, oh remote Celtic Mastress !
This is a RightWingDuck joke (source unknown):
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, ‘Hang on! You’re a duck.’
“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.
“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.
“I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck.
“Now if you don’t mind,can I have my beer and my sandwich please?”
“Certainly, sorry about that,” says the barman as he pulls the duck’s pint.
“It’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?”
“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck. “I’m a dry-waller.”
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him, “You’re with the circus, aren’t you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!”
“Sounds marvellous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
“Get him to give me a call.”
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, “Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money.”
“I’m always looking for the next job,” says the duck. “Where is it?”
“At the circus,” says the barman.
“The circus?” repeats the duck.
“That’s right,” replies the barman.
“The circus?” the duck asks again. “That place with the big tent?”
“Yeah,” the barman replies.
“With all the animals who live in cages and performers who live in caravans?” says the duck.
“Of course,” the barman replies.
“And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?” persists the duck.
“That’s right!” says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says…
“What the f*ck would they want with a drywaller??!”
I am so glad I wasn’t drinking anything as I read the punchline to that!
That was outstanding. I am humbled but your wit.
I almost feel bad because I went to a football game and didn’t get to poke the trolls while they were around. Anyway, I want to throw this out here for BreakingNews:
Obama has pretty much zero experience and was obviously chosen as a token black candidate. Why was this a good thing?
Any football game is better than Obama, Joseph. Take it from a former basketball player. Era…
I love this site – a place to poke fun at religious right wackos! Let’s start some Palin is so stupids.
Palin is so stupid she makes dodo birds look smart!
Palin is so stupid it took her six colleges in six years to get a degree in …. what for it …. journalism!
Palin is so stupid she thinks a dodo bird with lipstick is her reflection.
Palin is so stupid she thinks putting something on eBay means you sold it on eBay.
Palin is so stupid she thinks she can win the election without interviews.
Palin is so stupid that the religious right supports her.
Palin is so stupid she makes Lynne Spears seem like a parenting genius.
Palin is so stupid that she has never heard of the surge.
Palin is so stupid she doesn’t know what a vice president does.
Palin is so stupid she thinks all moms have kids that play hockey.
Palin is so stupid she thinks fossils are a trick of the devil.
Palin is so stupid she doesn’t believe in gravity.
Palin is so stupid she thinks the Earth is flat.
Palin is so stupid that she thinks her great great grandparents used to ride dinosaurs to work.
Palin is so stupid that she thinks comparing herself to a bulldog is a smart thing.
Palin is so stupid she thinks that being closed to Russia means she is a foreign policy expert.
Palin is so stupid she is proud that her hometown is the meth capital of Alaska.
Palin is so stupid she thinks abstinence education actually works.
Palin is so stupid that she wants libraries to hav e less books.
[You better get scampering. I think I see the short bus out the window. -Ed.]
Those were cute, Chad. Quite a few typos and misspellings, but that’s okay. Recommend you post on other blogs, too, okay? Nice work. Good start.
(Fraaaaank! We need better Trolls than this.)
Those were cute, Chad. Quite a few typos and misspellings, but that’s okay. Recommend you post on other blogs, too, okay? Nice work. Good start.
Thanks. I know. I’m pretty awesome unlike stupid Palin. 🙂 We will win you will lose. We will be happy and you will be miserable. 🙂 Oh, and don’t think Palin will be able to come back in win in 2012 because after she loses this election she will be damaged goods. They will blame the whole loss on her and not McCain and her political career will be over. It was so nice chatting with you. So nice 🙂
[Thank you. That comment was very useful. You are not a loser. You are smirt. -Ed.]
Stupid KosKids.
Of course she didn’t sell the plane on eBay,
it would have cost a fortune to mail it.
I know, Jimmy, I know; I had to put my partisan politics aside for a little while to engage in my other love, Southeastern Conference football. However, I still miss messing with the trolls, although it doesn’t seem like these are a lot of fun. They just post once and then run away.
I gots to agree: trolls are boring tonight. Can’t get em to take bait.
When did evolution become a liberal v. conservative issue?
When did evolution become a liberal v. conservative issue?
When McCain appointed a creationist for vice-president. Some Republicans like Sarah Palin want creationism to be taught in schools but Democrats don’t. Democrats think Palin won’t win if people find out she is a creationist and attends a pentecostal church but I thought I saw a poll that said 75% of parents want creationism taught in public schools. It could have been a local and not a national poll though.
Chad
Just for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4
Cheers
oops, my HTML is a little rusty.
Bwahaha.
This ability to affect them this way alone makes her an easy VP choice.
#71 – Posted by: otcconan
oops, my HTML is a little rusty.
A little Polar Bear grease will help that out.
Chad!
By any chance are you are our old buddy “Hanging Chad”, from Florida ??
What’s funny, Chad, is the idea that you, as a liberal, would be able to identify stupidity even when you encountered it.
57 states
my uncle liberated Auschwitz
the surge will never work
the surge worked but I still oppose it
i will heal the sick, cease the ocean’s rise, but I don’t have $100 for my brother who lives in a slum in the poorest part of the third world
i’ll meet with the leader of iran under any circumstances
i won’t meet with the leader of iran unless certain circumstances are met
i’m not really sure what the circumstances are under which i would meet with the leader of iran
please let me eat my waffle; why won’t you just let me eat my waffle?
Oh man, some good stuff here, people. I’m sad I missed the troll flogging. I’ll have to pay close attention this week so I can get in on some of that action.
Oh, and I just love how the Kostards are going nuts about Palin. I don’t even think they know McCain is running.
Evolution seems to be something that the left wants to teach but never practice. At least until it comes to babies. Libs abort theirs and view them as punishment. The Right have theirs and raise them as Conservatives. I think Darwin was on to something after all.
Dammit, this place is so rich in trolly goodness. All’s I ever get is the occasional drive-by two-liner. I post about things! And stuff! What’s your secret?
#19 – Breakingnews.
The ‘Flintstones’ was a popular children’s cartoon show, Not a historical documentary.
#33 – George.
The Ronulans had a cause, these trolls have a ‘condition’!
#43 – Sulamie.
Good shooting!
#56 – Jimmy.
Best (clean) joke about a duck I ever heard!