This poll result is so great, I’m going to let the DailyKos report it. Their conclusion is that Americans finally realized that Obama is black and that they don’t like black people.
And I bet if McCain dumps the scandal-ridden, obviously unqualified Palin who is weighting down his campaign, his numbers will go even higher!
Not that we should be getting cocky, but it’s starting to look like that after this election Obama will be known as “Okakis”. I guess that’s better than being an Odale or Ogovern.
New Gallup: McCain up 10, 54-44 (LV)
Holy s–t
Wow
I saw that on Hot Air and thought the same thing.
Not to be a pessimist, but how are the swing states looking?
Laff
In the mornin I laff at Palin
in the evenin i laff at palin
i laff laff laff laff laff and laff and laff laff laff and laff laff and laff and laff and laff laff
and laff and laff at palin
when i\’m sleeping im still laffin
palin laffin ha ha haing
she is funny she is stupid
when im at work i laff at palin
at the water cooler we all makes jokes
we say palin is a stupid woman
and then we laff laff and laff laff and laff laff laff and laff laff
laff at palin
my friend said palins got five babies and one might be hers
it made me laff laff and laff laff laff and laff laff at palin
laff and laff and laff ha ha haing at palin
when my buddy said palin likes to speak in tongues
and she thinks her ancestors road on the dinos
i cant help but laff laff and laff laff and laff laff laff laff at palin
cause shes so funny and she makes the right look dumb
ive always thought they were so dumb
thats why i laff laff and laff laff and laff at the right
i laff laff laff laff laff and laff and laff laff laff and laff laff and laff and laff and laff laff
and laff and laff at palin
when i\’m sleeping im still laffin
– Copyright (C) 2008 arkleee r. salot
[You guys just keep getting smarter. How will we ever deal with your taunting? We can’t! We’re done for! -Ed.]
You just made my day.
And we thought the left was apoplectic last week. This is going to be a fun/scary week in the blogosphere.
Someone commented on Kos that Obama always polls worse on weekends, Can someone tell me why?
My theory is that this is when people who work are available at home to be polled, so of course the Dems lose. Any other ideas?
lol Okakis.. you should trademark that or something.
Polls worse on weekends?
It could also be that is when most BHO supporters are visiting the local incarceration facilities after a good Friday night.
It just may be that what has turned the tide in this election is the widespread realization that:
Obama is using change to advance his career; McCain is using his career to advance change.
Thus the Democrats have lost their main theme. How ironic that the Republicans would pull ahead based on real change by way of reform of government and bipartisanship versus the empty rhetoric of change from one party to another, or even worse, the despicable change from traditional American free markets and individual liberty to socialism and regulation.
As the Obama campaign falls back on demagoguery about the economy, Americans should realize that Obama & Biden have voted with the Democrat-controlled congress which can more logically be blamed, not “W”, for the economic downturn of the last 2 years. The economy experienced growth for most of the last 8 years before Pelosi & Reid took over.
The more the American people get to know Sarah Palin as the real hope for the future of politics in America, the better the Republicans will do in the polls, especially amidst the side-show put on by her wretched wanna-be detractors.
see my big stupid grin? see reality set in?
see it looks like palin will win?
could she do it? could it happen?
oh my goodness. holy cow! my oh my. just crazy wow!
i’m excited. i’m extactic. hold me back. calm my passion.
there’s no time for relaxing. this is crazy! this is real!
all the nutty. all the slutty. all the wacky things i want.
they could happen. really happen. if only. yes, please, only.
sarah palin as the vp makes me stroke and stroke my peepee
it feels so good today
stroking it in every way
stroke it and feel the power.
victory in the final hour.
when she wins I will explode
bursting force this heavy load
finally i can call those gay boys queers
i can punch this fist right up their rears!
oh my god. i’m so excited.
must relax. hold it back.
it won’t be long now. i can do it.
don’t let them know how insane i feel.
deep breathes now. getting calmer.
there we go…calmer and calmer….
Daily Kos is such a great site. You can just see the honesty and integrity in the article. Pure genius. The author didn’t say the poll was wrong or try to cast blame on anyone. He just said this poll is bad for us and we may be in trouble.
This is why Daily Kos has so many readers and far-right conservative sites like Hot Air, Michelle Malkin, IMAO, Pajamas Media, etc don’t have very many and most of the readers are just big turds that no one likes.
I think we can safely say that Markos has a lot more real true fans and friends than any right wing blogger will ever have.
[Exactly! I was about to say that! -Ed.]
I think the Daily Kos has so many readers because it provides intellectual stimulation along the lines of:
that like-minded liberals just can’t get anywhere else.
Maybe the racist left realized that he is half white, has no slave blood in his veins, and isn’t down for the struggle, homes.
Seriously, have y’all been taking your medication? Someone forgot to get their Zoloft renewed.
What fantasy world do you live in? The Daily Kossack and his cabal are an embarrassment to Liberals who with people like the Code Pinko’s, are becoming increasingly difficult to embarrass. Like Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman they are becoming a liability the Demoncrats just can’t afford.
Off topic- Did y’all hear that a former PA state attorney general has taken “the one” to court. Say’s Obama wasn’t born in the US and that his mother wasn’t 18 when he was born which makes him ineligible to run for President. Wouldn’t that be a kick in the shorts.
We could so not be that lucky. Makes one wonder what the Clintons knew and when?
When a troll goes ape-sh*t, an angel gets its wings.
As well as things went this past week I figured we had to get a pretty good bounce out of it.
That said, I think the worst thing we can do is celebrate and make a big deal out of this. They (they being Obama and his staffers at CNN, NBC and the others) have two months to fling whatever crap they can come up with to see what sticks. And Palin is going to be getting every kind of “gotcha” question imaginable.
Hillary made the mistake of presumption. Once she was done Obama made the mistake of presumption. I hope we don’t follow down that road.
this just in…
Barack Obama ‘wanted to join US military’
The Illinois senator’s newly-disclosed military ambition came after the choice of Sarah Palin as the running mate of his opponent John McCain ensured that for the first time in modern history three of the four candidates on the two presidential tickets would have a son that had served or would serve in a war zone.
go read the whole thing, it’s rich
Brian, great point. What we need to do now is to hammer home what are our goals. McCain and co. need to tell the American people what they plan to do and leave the mud slinging to the crazed liberal fascists.
Actually Biden is like a early Christmas present. All we have to do is keep him talking. Apparently he said today that “life begins at conception”- on Meet the Press . Obama referred in a Freudian slip to his “muslim faith”. Just keep these guys talking and our guys on target and “Bob’s your uncle”.
I wanted to go to Harvard – but instead I joined the U.S. Navy – that count too? Barry and I are equals!
Watch for Barry and Biden to start really playing up the victim card (a liberal specialty) – that is when you know the wheels are coming off the Barry Bus. Their strategy of depending upon the likening McCain to Bush is weak, tired, and failing.
When I guy (Mc) is well known for not towing the party line – then you bet the house on a constant barrage of using Bush’s name before and after McCain’s…it is hilarious.
*…when A guy.
I really am purrty dumb.
My friend sent me an email saying you were all being cruel haters and poking fun at gays and
liberal blogs so I thought I would stop by and tell you punks how I feel about Palin.
1) Choice: Palin is extremely pro-life and wants to force women who are raped to have babies. The quote from her about this is readily available on the Interweb. She even said she would force her own daugther to have the baby if she was raped. F*** that st. You jerks need to back off on this. If you don’t want an abortion fine but stay the f*** out of other women’s lives and choices.
2) Suffering: The same on death. If some old dood or lady wants to die and they don’t want to go on suffering then let the poor person die. This suffering for Jesus crap is just a bunch of cruel B.S.
3) Studies: Six colleges in six years is stupid. If some liberal candidate did that you people
would be all over him or her.
4) Hatin’ on God’s Creatures: Hunting down wolves from a plane is just sick and wrong. So
is hating on the polar bears and ignoring global warming. Palin does all this and more. She is
not a good steward of our planet like the bible asks her to be. Killing animals just so you
can drap their fur over your couch or your butt is mean and stapling their skulls to your walls is
in poor taste. Animals have souls and feelings too. If you don’t think so then you are evil.
5) Gay hate: My friend showed me how Palin despises gay people and wants gay people’s god-given rights taken away. F*** that st. Gays can marry wherever they want and they can get tons of money from the government just like other married people do. Straight people don’t get to
get all the money. Gay people can also adopt all the babies they want. Those are the rules.
That’s what is fair. America is about fairness not about being mean to each other and letting one group of people have it better than the other. If you want that then you are just a mean bigoty mofo aren’t you?
6) Jesus crap in science class: Palin wants Jesus taught in science class. WTF is up with that.
Do you people really buy in to this? Of course the Big Bang started when God pressed the Big Bang
button but talking about God doesn’t help us solve the science problems. Science is what drives us
forward. God doesn’t belong in science class anymore than he needs to be discussed in Math or
Chemistry. People please – get real!
7) Churches: Obama went to a dumb church. Palin went to a dumb church. Obama had to disown his.
When will Palin disown her sick cruel evil church too?
8) Firing People for Fun: Apparently, Palin abuses her powers and just goes around firing people like crazy. Sounds kind of like Bush/Cheney to me there, huh?
9) Token Female: Palin is totally inexperience and she is just a token female pick by McCain
to try and lure Hillary voters. That won’t work at all. Hillary voters are strong and independent
and love animals and choice. They don’t want to elect some lady who is going to be stapling
dead animal skulls and draping bear rugs all over the White House. Palin has no taste.
10) Economy: This is the biggest issue. The GOP under Bush destroyed the surplus, made the dollar a
pitiful little thing and borrowed money from China to fund the Iraq War. This helped drive up the
price of oil and has made the price of everything skyrocket. McCain has yet to explain how he will
fix this and even worse his new four-eye sidekick knows zilch about the economy. Palin also has
lied about selling stuff on eBay – seriously think about it folks – who does that? None of my
friends have every said Hey Thames I just sold something on eBay when it didn’t happen. Why in
the world did this lady get up there in front of the entire world and say “hey everybody I sold
a plane on eBay” when it didn’t happen. She also lied about being for that bridge to nowhere –
she was crazy in love with the idea when it first came out.
If you people truly want this stuff Palin wants then you must have some weird ass homeschooling as children. This was my first time here arguing with you conservatives so I sincerly hope I pissed off at least one of you jerks.
Wow, I went to Kos (against my better judgement) to read some of the comments there. The sheer despair and utter hopelessness of those hate-mongering low lifes was pure gold. It made me so happy – I’m still grinning about it now.
And I feel I would be remiss if I didn’t point out to #23 that NO ONE at all has bothered to read that retard post of his. First off, it’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long for anyone to take seriously. Second, you’re clearly a troll, so why should we read your crap. Third, it’s completely off topic. And lastly, it’s still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too long.
In the future try posting shorter thoughts, being on topic, and not being a troll. Or just go back to DailyKos where you fit in better.
Thames,
You have a glaring inaccuracy in your post that must be corrected.
We actually nail the dead animal skulls to our walls. Staples only work on hummingbirds.
“If you people truly want this stuff Palin wants then you must have some weird ass homeschooling as children.”
Thames, Thames, Thames. I didn’t read ANY of your post except the very last paragraph. Now just look at this sentence Thames! For shame Thame-s! It doesn’t make sense sweetie. Are you pissy because mommy sent you to a substandard public school and therefore you don’t know basic grammar? I believe, with regards to the base word homeschool, the correct suffix you were looking for was “ers” and not “ing”. It’s okay. We’re here for you when you need us. We’re not expecting much. Take your time. I mean, we’re not animals or anything (those belong all dead-like on our walls and mantels).
PS – Hey Thames, have you seen Ben Stein’s new movie? NO, not “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” silly! His OTHER new movie! You know! The one of many more to come that knocks evolution on its ARSE! Hey. Pssst. I’m not supposed to tell people this but you and I – we’re like buds so just keep this on the down low, ‘kay? I hear once McCain/Palin are elected that movie is going to be REQUIRED VIEWING in ALL public school science classes nation-wide! No joke! Yikes! Ouch! Gadzooks!
I really resent that knock on my ass-homeschooling. There’s nothing weird about THAT, I’ll have you know.
You know Thames sweetie, I understand how frightened you are. Change is always uncomfortable and you on the cultural left have had things your way for a long, long time.
You’ve taken prayer out of schools not just for the atheist among us (poor sad sots) but for everyone.
You’ve coarsened our entertainment.
You’ve condemned millions to poverty, crime and debasement. You’ve murdered millions and million of babies.
You’ve told us what to eat, when to eat and how much we have to pay for it.
You’ve even tried to take ownership of the weather (how’s that for hubris)
Even more insidious is your plan to take over the minds and hearts of our children by imprisoning them for 8 to 9 hrs in schools run and taught predominately by liberals.
Now it looks like a lively, talented, capable, strong, actual conservative woman of Faith is going to galvanize not simply her base but all of those who have been marginalized by your secular, humanist, progressive socialism.
Here’s the real problem though. Because you people don’t even have a passing acquaintance with Jesus Christ you have compared and even claimed your candidate is the new messiah. Most don’t of course come right out and say it, they simply make comparisons “Jesus was a community organizer” and other nonsense. Those of us who not only believe IN Jesus Christ but believe ON him recognize this for what it is, and who is at the center of it. You, poor fool don’t have a clue. Good luck with you new master, you’re going to need it.
Thames,
I didn’t get the joke, maybe next time I’ll have to read the set up before skipping to the punchline. Still, it wasn’t very funny.
I just want to say, Go seanmahair! Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Bowing to the forthrightness and eloquence of Seanmahair
Thames, you may want to put some peroxide on that.
I’m going to vote for Palin and that other guy, but I fear dearly that I will live to regret pulling the lever for a guy that runs his campaign on how bad the economy is and how he will appoint Democrats to his cabinet.
I guess it’s still a question of whether my neighbor’s kid or my own muggs me.
Sarah on the other hand, can mug me all she wants and I will still trust her.
#2
I think MO will turn around quickly to this. Sarah really fits in with alot of the small towns outside of the major cities and with a good amount of the people in the major cities. She had a pretty good audience at O’Fallon last week before the convention.
nothing is funnier then these troll postings. New campaign strategy for McCain should be just let Sarah say things to make the liberals mad. We ccan watch their silly heads implode.
29 coarsened, debasement, hubris, insidious, galvanize
seanmahair: You are an eloquant writer, but when directing your comments to trolls, I’d leave out big words like the ones above. It might be confusing, since they went to public school (of course my HOMESCHOOLED kids would either know the word and know how to use a dictionary)
The trolls might understand “debasment”, however, cuz that’s where they live.
Oohh, sorry, no spell check on this computer…..I see many typos in my post!
I wouldn’t be too sure about that Pammy.
They aren’t certain what the definition of “is” is.
I visited the Kos sanitorium for the criminally insane. I have to admit that I did chukle a little at the “Ititerod Barbie” comment. The other 500+ comments just sounded like a kindergarden right before nap time.
PammyV – don’t worry about typos. At IMAO our fingers move so fast over these lousy keyboards, we’re bound to make mistakes. I mak so many that I”ve stoped carring aboot it.
“I just want to say, Go seanmahair! Couldn’t have said it better myself.”
Ditto!!!!!
stoped carring aboot it.
OMG!!! JIMMY’S CANADIAN!!!
%-)
OMG!!! JIMMY’S CANADIAN!!!
Oh, good we can put him on the “swap” list. I’d happily swap a dozen Liberals for Jimmy!
(I seriously think a campaign to send libs north in exchange for sensible Canadians is in order!)
Don’t pick on Thames. I think he was the teacher I had in third grade. I recognize his stunning knowledge of grammar and his superlative ability to write prose.
“Not a good steward of our planet like the bible asks her to be.”
If you take the Bible as your source of moral authority for condemning hunting or not living in a grass-hut to save the planet;
what does the Bible tell you about Abortion, Preserving life, Honesty and Sodomy?
“Thou shalt not take the Lord thy god’s name in vain.”
It just dawned on me today, seriously, from my god, who I’m absolutely positively certain is not the same god as any of you have nor is it the same god as that fbar choice for VP Sarah Palin’s god, what exactly this really means.
Now, listen up, kiddies, cause you’re hearing it here and nowhere else: This command does *not mean you cannot say Jesus F. Christ. This simply means that you cannot use the name of the Christ in your very own VAIN plan to promote your very own cause. That’s it. Think about it. Those who heed it and truly know it are part of the army of the return of the Christ who will reign for a thousand years of peace…starting right by-gawd now!
Wow. That was seriously the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. It was so amazingly moronic and completely supearlatively stupid I’m almost speechless.
Where did you get your education? Were you raised by wolves or maybe hyenias? Was Baal busy, mayhaps he sleepeth?
Thou shalt not take the Lord thy GOD’s name in vain. So you don’t say Jesus Christ……… anything. Nor do you say Dear G…, or G……D…… or anything like unto it.
THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. If you believe in God than you do as he asks, if you don’t believe why does it matter to you any way.
Give it a rest. Go back to swinging in the trees and leave religion to the believers.
Seanmahair you and I and many others here know what kind of battle this really is. I am tired of fighting with words. I’m bustin’ out my big guns – the biggest weapon we as believers have.. PRAYER. There are many of you here that I am lifting up in prayer, as well – both friend and foe.
G’night my friend and fellow mom (and Alex Keaton raising Republican – LOVED that, btw!)
Oh and those of you who are married – a great movie comes out September 26th (by the makers of Facing the Giants) called “Fireproof”. Google it and watch the trailer, then go see it if you can!
“Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but keep the oaths you have made to the Lord.’
But I tell you, Do not swear at all; either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King.
And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black.
Simply let your ‘Yes’ be ‘Yes,’ and your ‘No,’ ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.
Matthew 5:33-37
(Nuff said)
“He who is slow to anger is better than the mighty, and he who rules his spirit than he who takes a city.”
Proverbs 16:32
(That one saved my marriage and my sanity more than once!)
“Show yourself in all respects a model of good deeds, and in your teaching show integrity, gravity, and sound speech that cannot be censured, so that an apponent may be put to shame, have nothing evil to say of us.”
Titus 2:7-8
(When in doubt, tell the truth.
It will confound your enemies, and astonish your friends. – Mark Twain)
“Have no anxiety about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.
And the Peace of God, which passes all understanding, will keep your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”
Philippians II 4:6-7
(Don’t Worry, Be Happy!)
Amen.