What Liberals Write

If you’re wondering what liberals write at their blogs, look at this post by Josh Marshall that I found linked to at Hot Air. Here’s the post in its entirety:

Deep Thought

Why did Bush ruin the country?

Now, the obvious answer is “To annoy Josh Marshall,” but why would President Bush be after Josh like that? We all know Bush spies on everyone, so he’s probably knows of the wicked things Josh does under his covers and decided to punish him for it.

That’s just one theory. As hard to believe as it is, it may not have to do with Josh Marshall at all. It’s possible Bush decided to ruin the country in vengeance for not reelecting his father.

But this is all assuming Bush did it on purpose. Maybe he just didn’t see the dry clean only tag on the country. Or maybe he had no idea not to leave the country by the heater after it gets wet. Or possibly he either didn’t notice or didn’t know what it meant when the change oil light appeared on the country.

So, what’s your answer to Josh Marshall’s question?

44 Comments

  1. Well, Josh, Bush did it because he saw you doing the Nasty Things with the gerbil and was so disgusted with Western freedoms that he decided to start restricting some of yours.

    LOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. The truth is, Bush has a rare sleeping disorder wherein he has an insomnia that can only be lulled by the dulcet, shrieking indignant, retarded and entirely off base screaming of the muckadoo leftards. A man has to sleep after all.

  3. Josh understands. Josh understands that Bush and his secret organization know about him. They know about him and they are screwing up his life. His lousy job, his attempts to get a girlfriend or even to get a girl to talk to him, his pathetic dwelling, his bad hair, his awful teeth, none of this is his fault. All of this is Bush’s fault, and all of this wretched life of his would disappear if Bush is removed from office.

    In two months, Josh will come to understand that the controls to the wrecking ball that keeps smashing up his life have been transferred to Sarah Palin. She hates you, Josh. And she knows all about you.

  4. OOOh!! OOOh!! I know, I know!!! call on me!!!
    Students of the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” trilogy will recall that the name of the great supercomputer was ‘Deep Thought’. this computer was charged with finding the answer to life, the universe and everything. The answer was 42! Then the citizens of the universe were faced with the challenge of what was the real question. Perhaps, the computer was trying to tell us that it was Clinton (42) and not Bush (43) who screwed up the country! And to think, it took Josh Marshall to come up with a question that explained the answer!

  5. Isn’t it obvious? Bush ruined the country because Cheney told him to! And not only that, Bush ruined my dinner by turning up the burners on my grill when I wasn’t looking. He also cracked the piston in my #4 cylinder & strategically placed my cat in front of me this morning so I’d trip over her. I didn’t actually see him doing any of these dastardly deeds, but you just know it was him…probably once again at Cheney’s behest.

    Now I can’t prove any of this directly, but if I say it enough times it will become true & thereby be irrefutable proof. Then I can write a book about it and get showered with praise from the NYT for being a rebel speaking truth to power! Yay!

  6. We know for a fact that Bush has not ruined the country.

    How do we know this? Because if Bush had ruined the country then it would be impossible for McCain and Palin to ruin it – as all the liberals are saying will happen if they get elected. And liberals wouldn’t make up stories like that would they?

    By this same token we also know that Bush has not destroyed the planet, eliminated all our civil rights, eliminated taxes on the rich, made everyone in the world hate America…etc. You name it, Bush hasn’t done it but McCain/Palin will.

  7. But wait a sec. I know Bush = Hitler. And I know Bush ruined the country. But Hitler actually did some pretty good things for Germany. He built the autobahn, got the economy on track, helped industrialize, recaptured lost German territory (plus a little extra for their trouble), etc. Of course, he kind of wrecked it all with the psychopathic evil, but I’m just saying, the first 8 years actually went pretty well. So how Bush = Hitler…wait, now I’m confused. Does that mean Bush is WORSE than Hitler?

  8. This is what happens when the inmates (lib’s) are in charge of the asylum. The Dems are the architects of this mortage mess. They were soft on terrorism under slick Willy. Many of them have managed to make million of dollars off these crisis’. I don’t think Bush did it on purpose. I think the Liberal Demoncratic leadership did it on purpose.

    How’s that for spin?

  9. TPM? But why would anyone write a memo on Toilet Paper?
    David C- We already had Jimmy C. If we didn’t learn from him about electing stunningly incompetent liberals (face it, Carter was incompetent even by liberal standards), then we never will.

  10. Why, Josh…I thought you knew. The aliens told him to do it. Didn’t you know the head of the New World Order takes his commands directly from outer space? Who do you think telepathically ordered Bush to fly military planes into the World Trade Center and personally plant bombs on the levies in New Orleans after Katrina? It’s all the fault of the alien / nazi controlled CIA! Of course, all the thoughts of liberals are channeled from the Aquarian overlords that want peace and prosperity for the universe…uh,oh, Josh…I’m feeling something. Put your tin foil hat back on! Since we’re trying to wake people up, the evil D.O.D. is beginning to broadcast mind control rays! Commander Moonbeam signing off from Zeta Reticuli!

  11. We forget that liberals, like 2 year olds, think the world revolves around them. I remember hearing one woman say that when she was a little girl, she was very touched that all the people at the mall showed up just so she’d have people to be around when she shopped with her mom. She actually thought the mall parking lot emptied out the minute she left, and the same people went to the next store to repeat the favor when her mom and her arrived there.

  12. Well, because he’s stupid. obviously. I mean, just listen to the way he talks.

    Everyone knows that people who sound like that have pickles for brains.

    Now, if only he had a Massachusetts accent. OOH! Or a British one, or even…. FRENCH!

    Well then the country wouldn’t be ruined, now would it?

  13. Because he didn’t know that to paint the country commie-red, it takes many coats of pandering paint; one, two, three coats just won’t do it. There’s always some persistant color pulling through, something akin to patriotism and always-doing-the-right-thing, bleeding, screaming for its rights, no matter how many coats get slapped over it.

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