I got MorOn.org to send me an Obama sticker, costing the organization $.42 postage, an envelope, sticker production costs, and labor costs – all of which money can no longer be used for spreading Socialist propaganda on Obama’s behalf:
Minor moral victory aside, this sticker makes a larger political point which I hope will not be lost on the general public:
Hippies can’t do anything right.
First, if you’re going to use the color blue, use the deep, rich, patriotic blue of the American flag, not this washed out, limp-wristed pastel that’s approximately the shade of a VW Microbus that’s been cooking in San Francisco sunlight for the last 40 years.
Second, quality matters. If a print isn’t true because, say, the D in Biden has a misshapen tumor of white on the upper left curve so that the letter resembles a talentless artist’s caricature of John Merrick, then throw it in the trash and try again.
If they can’t even make a bumper sticker, what will happen when they try to run our country?
Ok Frank I left message before. Have a contest asking commenters to engineer a comical and / or insulting modification of the sticker.
To the readers: Appears the letters are cut out of the blue or red plastic applied on a white background: MAKE IT SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN INTENDED !!!
Also….did you order one of their buttons too? I got mine the other day! nah nah na nah nah!!!
That “D” represents the bulge in Biden’s shorts. And it ain’t what you think it is!
For example: Vote could be turned into TE if the vo is covered. Obama could be turned into AMA. And finally BIden could be turned into BI……
this would result in the bumpers sticker saying: Te Ama Bi ……. I love bi ( resorting to a latinesque rendering )…….. that’s as far as I’ve gotten….
HELP!!!
Darn it, Harvey!
We should have been using the last several months having them spending all their money on postage to send us crap. I bet we could have put a healthy dent in that $700-million piggy bank.
Well you know what they say,
Put Democrats in charge of the Sahara Desert, and in 5 years we’ll have a sand shortage.
Nice work, Frank.
In the age of computers the is no excuse for such incredibly bad typesetting and color. Unless of course these stickers are being manufactured in Cuba or North Korea. That would explain everything.
I never got mine.
🙁
Poor SpaceMonkey. Georgy Soreass was remiss. They only got the B.O. button pin a short time ago. If I was a loyal worshipper of the Lord Barack the Merciful I would have no time to promote him via pin wearing.
The dog currently must wear a shirt to prevent licking of surgery incision and I added the pin the shirt for now. When she’s done with it I can send it to you SpaceMonkey. ( if you want. )
BTW: ACORN registered my dog Autumn…that’s why I let her wear the pin
What I noticed was: the logo tilts to the right and is red on TOP and blue on the bottom. A sign perhaps?
#7 Kent
Yeah. The typeface and crappy kerning look like something off a fireworks wrapper, or one of those n-times recycled boxes that cheap Chinese junk comes in.
I especially love the printable mugs we get at work. The labeling on the box looks just like the pin above, and reads “Made by Shongdang Ceramics Enterprise Group Corporation Company.”
I’m proud to say that I also received mine. Oh yeah, my dad and brother really appreciated the fact that I signed them up for one each. (which they got before I got mine!?)
I got one of these. I put it on the dumpster outside. I don’t know why, I guess I have a bad sense of humor.
My wife and I use our miniature wiener dog “Millie” when we want free stuff but don’t want to be associated with it. (Since she is a German dog we write Millie Derhund. Derhund is roughly the dog in German.) Well since I teach and wanted a sticker to go with my political buttons and other paraphernalia we signed her up. Well we got the sticker and button, but now she gets inundated with pleas to register to vote, set up parties for “THE ONE” and has even been asked to work at the polls to protect America from the “racist Bush supporters.” Yes I Know its silly for a dog to have a myspace page and an email account, but geez if you could see the stuff she gets in email and snail mail from those idiots you’d laugh till you cried. Especially knowing these people are serious.
Well here we see the perfect example of Government inefficiency and incompetence even before the POTUS is elected. This man is such an over achiever. First he holds a State of the Union address before election day and now he puts out signs that point out how incompetent he and his supporters are before they are even elected.
Can’t wait to see how badly they screw us up! Maybe Michael Moore will make a movie of it. Hope he gets it done before the “end of days” (he’d better hurry, I’m not sure there’ll be time for any rewrites and retakes are going to be out of the question).
Last night I noticed that the CNN logo for this election cycle has an eerie similarity to Obama’s color scheme. Did Barak’s team try to emulate CNN or is it the other way around? Hmmmm.
ha, we do the same thing. maggie got her button last week and I can’t wait to see what other mail she starts receiving.
Liars never sent mine either, and
I’ve got a urinal cake that needs a wrapper.
#15 and #18, that’s admittedly pretty funny but I’m pretty sure that subjecting innocent family pets to Obama detritus could be construed as animal cruelty. 😉