Just so you know, this past week has giving me a ton to blog about but not any more time for blogging. I still need to do a round up of logo submissions for the Republican Underground, and eventually I’ll get to finishing Hellbender (sorry to take so long on that for those reading it). I have a big list of stuff to blog about, though, so hopefully get it all out while it’s still relevant.
Archive of entries posted on 11th November 2008
Transition?
Judging by the thunderous cricket-chirping in the comments to lolterizt! Part 68, I’m wondering if it’s time to switch to lolbama!, since IMAO readers seem to hate traitors more than they hate terrorists.
And technically, he IS a bigger threat to American freedom.
Your opinion?
A Little More for Veteran’s Day
Random Thought
In My World: No Preconditions
“It’s good to finally meet with you,” Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said to President Obama, “and I am happy you didn’t insist on any preconditions. I just want to start these talks by saying there was no Holocaust.”
Obama sat there silently.
“Furthermore,” Ahmadinejad continued, “I will destroy Israel and dance around its stinking corpse!”
Obama said nothing.
“I also plan to obtain nuclear weapons and use them against the Jews. Or America. Maybe against Jewish Americans.”
Obama did not respond.
“By the way, in honor of your visit, we’re hanging a teenager for being a homosexual and stoning a woman for being raped. Then we’re throwing a small child into a pit of snakes for conspiring with the infidel Elmo.”
Obama continued to be silent, not even looking directly at Ahmadinejad but somewhat past him.
“I will destroy America!” Ahmadinejad shouted. “I will then dance around its stinking corpse which will be a much bigger stinking corpse than Israel’s — like a beached whale. And I will be able to destroy America because I have the power of Grayskull… I mean Allah!”
Obama said not a word.
Ahmadinejad shot to his feet. “I mock and deride America’s freedom! I spit on it, and I spit on you!” He spat on Obama.
Obama didn’t even move.
“I will destroy everything you hold dear. Freedom will be destroyed! I think so little of you and your country that I shall urinate upon you!” Ahmadinejad pulled down his pants and peed on Obama’s leg. “There! I am urinating on you and… Oh. I got a little on myself. This may have been a little overboard. Anyway, I have urinated mainly on you; do you have nothing to say?”
Obama had nothing to say.
“Furthermore…” Ahmadinejad grabbed one of Obama’s shoes and pulled it off. He then squatted over it. “I am now defecating in your shoe! This is how little I think of you and your country! Say something, fool! Say something now that I have pooed in your shoe!”
Obama finally looked directly at Ahmadinejad and motioned for him to come closer. When Ahmadinejad did, Obama whispered in his ear, “They’re still loading my teleprompter.”
Ahmadinejad looked around and then whispered back, “Well… how long will that take?”
“I don’t know. It seems to be malfunctioning. It could take a few minutes.”
Ahmadinejad thought for a moment and then whispered, “So what do we talk about until then?”
“Um… well… did you see Gossip Girl last night?”
Fighting Back for Palin
I haven’t seen Greta Van Sustren interview with Governor Palin last night, but once again the media is trying to slime her. Here a reporter is taking just one of the most basic expressions of faith and trying to use it to paint Palin as a religious nutjob. The guy is either extremely ignorant or dishonest or a combination of the two. And I’m sick and tired of this.
A lot of people are hesitant about supporting Palin in the future because of how successfully much of the media has slimed her, but at some point supporting her becomes a matter of honor. Palin has run a business, worked herself up from being mayor of a small town to being governor of a state essential to our economy with no political dynasty to help her, fought corruption in her own party, and did this all while raising a family. So where does any useless people get off questioning her intelligence or her self-worth?
If someone is trying to demean Palin, we should demand exactly what has that person done to put himself any position to do so. Unless he has any accomplishments to match up to even a part of what Palin has done, he should shut the @#$% up about a person demonstrably smarter than he is. And, frankly, I don’t consider a bunch of snarky columns accomplishments. If conservatives let this be a country where accomplishments don’t mean anything, then we will have no chance in elections in the future.
As for Palin, if she plans on running in 2012, she better spend her time in Alaska like Rocky spent his time up in the mountains in Rocky IV. It will be a tough fight. But if she decides to run, I and any other conservative with any honor should have her back.
Gun Toting Redneck Is One Step Away from Bio-Attacking Terrorist
A firm that checks mail for companies is warning that an increase in gun sales could mean an increase in bio attacks. Confederate Yankee seems to be making fun of the idea, but I guess he hasn’t been to a gun store recently. They have the weaponized anthrax right next to cash register as an impulse buy along with gum and prefragmented ammo.
BTW, if you hunt with weaponized anthrax, make sure you cook that meat well done.
Fun Trivia
When Obama closes Gitmo, what does he plan to do with all the terrorists there?
Continue reading ‘Fun Trivia’ »
lolterizt! Part 68
Happy Veteran’s Day. To those who served before before, with, and after me – thank you. To those who were civilians from 1985 to 1991 – thank you for being the kind of Americans worth serving.
Let’s celebrate by belittling America’s enemies.
Pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
[reference link for the Madonna-impaired]
[ditto for the Bangles-impaired]
From motopolitico:
From Hart of That Hero:
And Basil has an lolelekshun08! one at his place that’s worth a look.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Frank Sees the Future
A reader noticed this post of mine from four years ago. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Happy Veteran’s Day
Veteran’s Day 2008
 Today is Veteran’s Day.
It began as Armistice Day, noting the the end of the first world war, November 11, 1918. In the 1950s, it was expanded to become a day to honor all U. S. veterans. This country has been honored by the service of many, many men and women over the years, serving in the uniforms of our country. We should honor them, remembering all those that served, especially those that gave their lives in that service. As a veteran, I’m honored to have worn my country’s uniform. As a citizen, I want to honor those that are wearing that uniform today. |