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When Obama closes Gitmo, what does he plan to do with all the terrorists there?

Make them respected professors in Chicago.

18 Comments

  1. I’d like to say give them a five minute head start before unleashing the Marines, but then I remember who we’re dealing with. So I’ll have to say give them jobs that un-splodey Americans just won’t do.

  2. Bringing them into the US courts, as is apparently the idea. And it would a disasterous one.

    We are told they will be tried in a manner compatible with the federal courts, but by procedures fitting to the WOT and battlefield, rather than by standard federal court rules.

    But exactly how can that be done? The Constitution says there is one Supreme Court. And at the SC there are four certain votes for releasing them. Kennedy would probably add the fifth and decisive.

    Most probably these people will end up released but with some provision for monitoring. That will prove a joke. They will hook up with those of like mind and disappear into subversion.

    We don’t know, within one million or five, how many undocumented aliens (note PC) there are in the country. So how will we know what these new ones, filled with utter hatred, are doing or where they are?

  3. Say, did you know that there are “scores of innocent (!) people being detained (at Gitmo)?”
    Or that “resettling them in the US would likely be unpopular after years of portraying them as dire threats to homeland security.” I didn’t either, till I read :
    Not So Fast: Aides Warn Obama’s Quick Closure of Gitmo Will Be Anything But

    Poor , poor innocent people , slandered by that eeeeevil MISTER Bush !!!!!!!!
    “That wasn’t my IED , I was just holding it for Achmed.”

  4. If you set them loose in San Fransicko or Berserkly, they’d be the more upstanding of those city’s citizens. I say let them loose in Alaska as targets for ariel hunting. Sarah probably needs to blow off some steam after the elections.

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