There’s probably no reason to make anything of this, but wouldn’t Obama losing because blacks voted for him less than for a white Democrat be the perfect end to all this?
Archive of entries posted on 3rd November 2008
The Bucket Saga
lolworld
“where’s mah bukkit?” asks teh walrus.
other walrus sez “oh noes!!1! ur bukkit iz gones”
“i will finds it” walrus sez and he goes seekingz teh bukkit
“oh hai! haz u seen mah bukkit?” walrus sez to kitteh
“i did not looks at ur bukkit” sez kitteh
walrus sez “halps me find mah bucket”
“i can has cheezburger?” askz kitteh
“halps me find mah bucket” sez walrus
“kthx” kitteh sez 2 walrus
but teh bukkit waz not founds
teh walrus did his searches more
at worldz ending, he have decided 2 goes in teh following world
In Frank’s World
El Hombre Negro
Hugo Chavez is reported to have said that he looks forward to talking with “the black man” in the White House.
But, you know what? I bet he didn’t say that.
Oh, sure, Klingons speak English. Saw that on Star Trek. Cardassians, too. And the Borg. Romulans, Vulcans, Q, they all speak English. Even those green Orion slave women speak English. And those people on Twilight Zone that want To Serve Man, even they speak English.
But Hugo Chavez doesn’t.
I looked up what he said:
No le pedimos que sea un revolucionario, que sea un socialista, no, sólo que se coloque el hombre negro que está a punto de llegar a ser presidente de los Estados Unidos (…) ojalá se ubique a la altura del momento que vive el mundo.”
“El hombre negro.” The black man.
If I said that, I’d be in a world of hurt. But since Chavez said it, it’s okay. Since Chavez is one of The Anointed One’s friends.
Anyway, Obama … oops, I mean El Hombre Negro … is Hugo Chavez’ choice for President of the U.S.
Even the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Borg, or any other evil race has the decency to stay out of it.
But, here in Bizarro World, it’s a positive for Obama … excuse me, I mean, El Hombre Negro … to have someone like Hugo Chavez as a supporter.
I miss my planet Earth.
SNL on Olbermann
BO says FO
Frank Election Predictions
I don’t really know stuff, but I feel it’s my duty as a blogger to make a prediction for the election tomorrow.
Well, if Obama has over 50% of the vote (as most polls are showing) then all the close states break his way and its a big blowout for him. If most of the polls are crap — which isn’t that unlikely — and he’s below 50%, the undecideds will break McCain’s way and he can squeak this out. Since the media has basically coronated Obama and this being such a horrible year for Republicans, you can treat Obama as the incumbent which means anyone undecided basically is basically unsold on Obama and will either vote for McCain or not vote.
So my prediction: The polls are crap, McCain will get over 50% of the popular vote, but Obama will win in the electoral college. Here’s why I say this: I haven’t seen anyone else make this prediction, so if it happens, then I’ll get all the credit as being the only one to see it coming. Everyone will be like, “Frank, you’re so smart! Here’s free money!” Also, that’s what I thought was going to happen in 2000 when things actually went the opposite way. Wouldn’t mind the opposite way again.
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Obama Not Eligible for Presidency
IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!
For those worried about Obama becoming president, worry no more. Through my contacts I have gotten proof that Obama is not eligible for the presidency. Here for the first time is Obama’s real birth certificate, and you will quickly notice the birth certificate is foreign in origin.
I guess the Democrats didn’t vet their candidate, including the most basic vetting step of making sure your candidate isn’t foreign. Now Obama’s dislike of America makes sense, because many foreigners do not like America, foreigners such as Obama and Hitler.
Call up the DNC now and demand they withdraw their foreign candidate. With your help, Obama will withdraw from the race and McCain will have the election in the bag. Then I can spend Tuesday night playing Guitar Hero instead of watching election returns.
Obama cares for you … as long as you’re not related to him
Barack Obama called John McCain, Sarah Palin, and conservatives in general, “selfish” for opposing his plan to take your money and “spread the wealth around” by giving it to others.
Some Obama supporters, like Peggy Johnson, say Obama will take care of them:
Obama has had a lead with Hispanic voters for some time — though that gap is closing — because of how he’s perceived regarding the immigration issue.
So, how do those perceptions bear up to the facts?
They don’t.
Why would Obama take care of Peggy Johnson, when he won’t take care of his own aunt?
She’s been living — illegally — in a Boston slum for four years. And Obama isn’t trying to help her stay here.
But, remember, this is Bizzaro World we’re now living in.
What’s the big focus of the story about Obama’s Aunt Zeituni?
There’s an investigation to find out who told.
Gosh, I miss reality. This whole Bizzaro World is taking some getting used to.
Obama in his own words: Jeremiah Wright
Barack Obama’s words about Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s former pastor:
Wright was Obama’s pastor for 20 years:
Suppose James David Manning had been Barack Obama’s pastor:
Hat tip: Pat Dollard
What would Obama be like? Would he be the same person?
If not, then what kind of person is he now, having spent 20 years with his mentor, Jeremiah Wright?
Obama in his own words: Bill Ayers
Obama defends his relationship with Ayers:
Obama and Bill Ayers:
Bill Ayers, the terrorist who dedicated a book to “political prisoners’ … like Sirhan Sirhan:
Obama knew Ayers. Obama worked with Ayers. Obama got money for Ayers. Lots and lots of money.
The whole “when I was 8 years old” line doesn’t fly, because he wasn’t 8 when he launched his campaign in Ayers’ home. He wasn’t 8 when he served on several boards and programs with Ayers. He wasn’t 8 years old when he used his position in the Illinois state legislature to get money for Ayers and his group.
Tell me again why he’s leading in the polls.
Obama in his own words: Teach sex ed to kindergarteners
Obama and sex education. Listen carefully to what he says 25 seconds in. Then hear Gov. Romney’s response.
Another version. This one, Obama sandwiched around a supporter:
Obama says someone said something false about him. Then agrees with what was said.
Tell me again why he’s leading in the polls. Is it because we’re in Bizzaro World?