El Hombre Negro

Hugo Chavez is reported to have said that he looks forward to talking with “the black man” in the White House.

But, you know what? I bet he didn’t say that.

Oh, sure, Klingons speak English. Saw that on Star Trek. Cardassians, too. And the Borg. Romulans, Vulcans, Q, they all speak English. Even those green Orion slave women speak English. And those people on Twilight Zone that want To Serve Man, even they speak English.

But Hugo Chavez doesn’t.

I looked up what he said:

No le pedimos que sea un revolucionario, que sea un socialista, no, sólo que se coloque el hombre negro que está a punto de llegar a ser presidente de los Estados Unidos (…) ojalá se ubique a la altura del momento que vive el mundo.”

“El hombre negro.” The black man.

If I said that, I’d be in a world of hurt. But since Chavez said it, it’s okay. Since Chavez is one of The Anointed One’s friends.

Anyway, Obama … oops, I mean El Hombre Negro … is Hugo Chavez’ choice for President of the U.S.

Even the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, Borg, or any other evil race has the decency to stay out of it.

But, here in Bizarro World, it’s a positive for Obama … excuse me, I mean, El Hombre Negro … to have someone like Hugo Chavez as a supporter.

I miss my planet Earth.

10 Comments

  1. Who are REAL supporters of Obama?

    Warren Buffett
    Colin Powell
    Ken Adelman
    Paul Volcker

    Maybe they’re all closet Marxislamofascists?
    Or maybe you’re just a child.

    Why don’t you quit reading these fairy tales and let the grownups clean up your mess?

  2. I’m for “El Hombre Pasty.
    I hope he nominates Fred Thompson as Ambassador to Venezuela.

    Monte,
    Warren Buffett is in it for Warren Buffett.
    He made fortunes by buying businesses that had to sell to pay confiscatory estate taxes, He will make fortunes buying businesses crushed by Obama’s energy price hikes and tax burden.
    Who else endorses Obama?

    Louis Farrakhan.
    Ben Affleck.
    Franklin Raines.
    Bruce Springsteen.
    Monte.

    Where are the grown-ups you call on?

  3. C’mon relax, “negro” is Spanish for “black.” Chaves speaks Spanish last time I heard. What’s the Spanish word for “brown?”

    [You heard Chavez speaking Spanish! Wow! Can I have your autograph? I want to sell it on eBay – B]

  4. Simple question: On Star Trek, the good one was half white and half black, and the bad one was half black and half white. Since the evil Obama’s mother is white and his father is black, does that mean that a theoretical “good” Obama’s mother would be black and his father white?

    Just wondering.

    [Trick question. Both Bele’s race and Lokai’s race ended up destroying each other. So, either way, we’re doomed. – B]

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