As a prominent conservative blogger, one of the most common questions I get is whether the Kool-Aid man is right-leaning. Since he commonly smashes through walls with little regard to the property of others, I would say I’m quite certain he’s a liberal.
Of course he’s a liberal. Where do you think the other liberals get all that Kool-Aid they’re drinking?
But the Kool-Aid man is immune to his own Kool-Aid just like venomous snakes.