That One has launched a website wherein he asks you – the soon to be crapless because he’s going to tax it out of you – to “Share your vision for what America can be, where President-Elect Obama should lead this country. Where should we start together?”
Personally, I’d like to tell him “Freedom, Capitalism, Dead Terrorists”, but since those are probably racist code words for “black”, I’d just end up on his enemies list for my efforts.
So instead, I’ll speculate on what sort of responses he’s been getting from his Hopey Changeling minions. I imagine that the following are both fake and accurate:
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* “Take Bush, Cheney, Rove, and all the ReTHUGlicans who’ve destroyed this country and throw them in GITMO! Then flush their Bibles down the toilet while you waterboard them!”
* “Lead the world on renewable energy independence. Cover the roof of the White House with solar panels and the lawn with windmills. But don’t do it if it’ll hurt any endangered species. It’s probably more important to protect them.”
* “Although raising taxes on the wealthiest 5% is a good start, you should probably make it the top 45%, since they all voted for McCain anyway. You need to make them pay for trying to prevent your historicness.”
* “Make sure all Americans get the right to free Health Care. Make sure there are plenty of doctors, too, so that we don’t have to wait in long lines, like the ones we had to stand in to vote for you (although that was TOTALLY worth it!). Maybe you should start drafting people (like the military does now) to make sure enough people volunteer to be doctors so that we can all be healthy and vote for you in 2012!”
* “You should impeach McCain for all the lies he told about you. Just like Bush got Bill Clinton impeached, except this time there will be actual Justice!”
* “All your cabinet members should be black, because you need to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance for success, too. When you spread the power around, it’s good for everybody.”
* “Confiscate all handguns and melt them down. Just don’t use coal.”
* “I liked having armed Black Panthers at the polls. You should have them at EVERY voting site to protect voters from intimidation.”
* “Show the world what peace means: bring US troops home from EVERYWHERE overseas, then discharge them all. If our military were disbanded, no on would feel threatened and there’d be no more war. Forget ‘Commander-in-Chief’. Be ‘Uniter-in-Peace'”
* “Gimme money!”
Feel free to drop your suggestions both here and at Change.Gov.
Hey… Could you guys start another WEsistance type campaign using the Messiah’s Hope! and Change! site? That one solicited some pretty hilarous responses.
I take this a surrender in the arguement of ideas. Watching all the Republican ideas and policies fail before you, you turn to fantasy land to sooth your fellow lunatics. The horrible things you mention here are all made up, the hofible thing your failed party has brought us are sadly far to real.
Drumbum, next time try using english to get your point across.
Dear Drumbum,
What?
Personally, I would like to see much more Hope and Change. But not just Hope; the Hope of Change and the Hope from Change. Also Change brought about by Hope which builds even more Change to create a pure Hope.
Also, legalized marijuana.
I would like to see the taxes of everyone selfish enough to not abort their baby shoot up 300%. No, 400 – no eight million percent! We must save Gaia from the next generation.
And legalized marijuana.
Drumbum,
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Main Entry: 1hu·mor
Pronunciation: \ˈhyü-mər, ˈyü-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English humour, from Anglo-French umor, umour, from Medieval Latin & Latin; Medieval Latin humor, from Latin humor, umor moisture; akin to Old Norse vǫkr damp, Latin humēre to be moist, and perhaps to Greek hygros wet
Date: 14th century
* That quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b: the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c: something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing.
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Doooood! Like totally do away with voting and like make yourself like the most awesome President for Life! It could be like so awesome to be like the very first “black” President for life even though you are like mostly mocha which is truly a heinous beverage but cool when it applies to dudes. …and I tuly hate to vote, so…like decide for me!
“WHOOO!! GIVE US FREE POT!!!! WHOOO!!!!”
* Singing the praises of the great Obama “bipartisanship” to Republicans while passing the new Fairness Doctrine bill.
No, no, Jimmy, singing the praises of “bipartisanship” is McCain’s job.
Here in Massachusetts we actually DID just legalize pot!
http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2008/election_results/ma_question2/
My message:
“America was founded on principles of individual independence, and if you keep that in mind, you will not fail. Of course, I would not have voted for Barack Obama if I did not believe he was capable of keeping this in mind, and in fact I did not.”
It somehow seems that the most visible leaders who promise the undeliverable or benefits that will soon be outweighed by their costs and detrimental effects wind up in some sort of Dictator for Life position. The Roman Triumvirate somehow turned into Julius Caesar, Dictator for Life. The Russian Revolution turned Lenin into Dictator for Life. Zimbabwe’s facing it, Cuba has the Dictators for Life in the Castros, and so on and so forth.
Also, all the ones I can think of who became Dictators for Life were populists of some sort.
I’m certain someone in academia’s researched this subject to death and knows far more than I do about the subject. However, the correlation does appear prevalent if not constant. Sadly for us, if someone in academia did that research honestly, their peers would squelch its publication if they could, no doubt.
(note that I’m referring to leaders who “became” dictators for life, rather than those who were “born” into it, and inherited their positions, but rather those who got into a position of power and then became like incurable tapeworms)
Estella
Don’t forget Hugo Chavez, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Hitler, Khomeni, Arafat, Napoleon, Qadaffi (although he wasn’t really a populist in the Obama mold), Assad, and Santa Ana. All over the map, different eras of history, different conditions, but all populists and all Dictators for Life if they could manage it.
Drumbum has teh smug in large bukkits to spread around with his/her shiny little garden shovel. Sweet, sweet smug. Gonna be a long four years inhaling all this unicorn flatulence.
hmmm…dictator for life you say?
I wonder how you cure that condition…..
PS: I believe he should be He when referring to him…I mean Him, The One, The Messiah, Dictator For Life…etc
>>>a website wherein he asks you<<<
Is it God damn Amerikka or God Damn Amerikka?
The second to last one shouldn’t get out. it’s just subtle enough that some jackass will think it’s a good idea.
IP727 wrote:
~~~~~~~~~~EXUTIVE ORDER # 1~~~~~~~~~
His munificence obmmer the 1st hereby establishes
this executive order as follows:
As a follow up to the excellent performance of the NEA
and the entire educational system in it’s successful
completetion of the total psy ops and indoc of young
skulls full of mush,
and to assure a more just and equal society,I hereby establish the following agency:
TERROR: TEstes Removal & Re-attachment ORganization.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:To complete the physical component of the psychological
and philosophical conditioning, originated within the so called
U.S. educational system.
ADMINISTRATOR: I hereby appoint Rosie (the slicer) O’donnell
as the first czar of this new agency, whose primary duty is to
oversee the removal of the offending organs (from the male)
beginning at kindergarten, and their re-attachment (to the female)
in the most expeditious manner,on a cost effective basis.
(Note to administrator) :In keeping with the “green” policies
of this administration, any residual portions left over
are to be sent to Armour Inc.for proper recycling.
I may very well be wrong, because the little substance in Obama’s speeches tended to be hidden by all the fluff of “Hope” and “Change” that all I ever got out of them was raising taxes and bombing Pakistan, but at some point, didn’t he say that there was something wrong with the Constitution, maybe something to do with freedoms from vs. freedoms to? Maybe it was Biden who said it. Either way, if one or the other thinks changing up the Constitution is a good thing, regardless of how hard it may be, I see at least a subtle attempt or great desire to write in something promoting Obama to Dictator for Life. It’s just the populist demagogue’s modus operandi. Why wouldn’t Obama do or try to do what most of the others have done?
Don’t worry, if Obama even tries to become dictator for life, someone will…”persuade” him to re-think his decisions. I’m talking about death-threats, if you hadn’t figured that out already. 😉