New Year’s Resolutions

Though I’m still kinda on vacation here, I have a post up on PJM about New Year’s resolutions. Enjoy!

13 Comments

  1. Nice jorb, Frank. Really, I liked it. Golly it’s just so hard to write a positive comment that can’t be taken the several different ways.

    That said, it was well done. (as opposed to medium rare or heaven forbid rare or pork which should never be eaten rare, except by Git-mo detainees, of course).

  2. In honor of Frank’s vacation, I suggest that the lowly readers/commenters also take a little break from offering our pithy and humorous thoughts. Until he gets back, no more funny stuff. Just boring posts like this one. Got it guys? Let’s see how bland we can be!

  3. After actually reading Frank’s post at PJM, I retract my previous post. Funny stuff Frank!

    However, I have a nit to pick: in your Jesse Jackson comment, you say “a master race-baiter never shirks from a challenge.” First, it should either be “shirks a challenge” or “shrinks from a challenge”. I kind of hate playing grammar police but I can’t help it. I’m entering a twelve-step program for it shortly…

    Second, and this is purely optional, it might be better to call him a “race master-baiter” instead.

    Enjoy the rest of your vacation!

  4. Lowly readers? Shirley you mean loyal readers.

    Frank has to post something, BadAndy, or the “no activity timer” will go off and shut the blog down. Kind of like a bank account that gets frozen.

    Actually, I have no trouble being bland. It’s a normal state of being – unless people like ussjimmycarter are nancing around.

  5. Hey! Don’t knock on my door! I don’t care if we have elected our first Queer President and you are all excited and need to share! Don’t knock on my door! Not even if the White House calls and they are having you “down” for dinner, don’t knock on my door…do you understand sweetheart?

  6. OK, I’m not getting in the middle of a Jimmyfight, but ussjimmy has a very strange fear of people knocking on his door. This either means he is a paranoid recluse or somebody made him listen to Tony Orlando and Dawn’s “Knock Three Times” over and over until he cracked.

  7. It’s my poor rendition of Jack Nicholson when is gay neighbor knocked on his door after Nicholson threw his dog in the garbage shoot in “As Good As It Gets”… One of the best scenes ever!

  8. Just want to wish everyone involved with IMAO a happy new year, especially with the grim times we face in the months and years ahead. I will remember these times fondly.

    Mahalo and Aloha.

    The PaleoMedic, aka Mike

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