A Nobel Laureate said he thinks the internet might have stopped Hitler.
Well, the internet didn’t stop Bush.
Bush = Hitler
Ergo, the internet could not stop Hitler.
That’s basic science logic. A Nobel winner should know that. I mean, the internet couldn’t even stop Obama, so how is it going to stop Hitler? Through rude, semi-literate comments on his YouTube videos? Humiliation by LOLcats renderings of his pictures (“mushtash — ur doin it rong!”)? Oh, I know — an internet petition telling him to not kill the Jews.
Know what would have really stopped Hitler? A satellite that shoots lasers from space. That’s what we need to focus on.
Since we’re talking about stopping Hitler, anyone on the IMAO team thinking about seeing the movie Valkyrie?
It might’ve stopped Hitler if he was using Vista.
Apparently, puppies might have been able to stop Hitler as well.
Fix the link Frank.
I was hoping that maybe the link in the down page story (which is actually about the puppies) would be for this. Unfortunately, no such luck.
Frank, fix the link. Really, I’ve gotta see this.
puppies = weapons of mass cuteness
Perhaps Al Gore should invent the time machine so he can go back in time to invent the internet even earlier. But then, he’s too busy with his latest invention: anthropogenic global warming.
Frank, buddy, you better not tell kucinich that your thinking about space lasers he made them illegal.
Know what would have really stopped Hitler?
Fred Thompson’s icy stare?
We need to send Al Gore back in a time machine, so he can build the internet to stop Hitler.
WTF is a Nobel Laureate? Is that some sort of car?
Wow, the terms thinks, nobel, laureate, and france in the same story.
al gore won a nobel prize, so we know how much those are worth.
So a frenchy “laureate” with an algore prize, thinks, hmm.
It took 2 serious armies and 4 years to stop the evil one, and a frenchy thinks it could have been done with the internet. Nuff said.
Another limp-wristed shut-in living in a dream world, where somehow the magic of the internet turns pacifist crybaby hippies into a force to be reckoned with. Right.
So riddle me this, mr. Nobel Laureate, once “the people” had been enlightened by the internet about the evil of Hitler, who the hell was going to go stop him? The United Nations Hippie Guard?
“The truth will set you free!” — nope, but tanks and bombs and machine guns just might. Lasers shot from satellites too.
What stopped Hitler?
Hogan. Along with LeBeau, Newkirk, Kinchloe, and Carter. Oh, and Shultz and Klink helped … but they didn’t mean to.
What would have stopped Hitler?
Bailouts to German businesses during the Weimar Republic.
Dinosaurs with rock launchers.
The line about the internet petition against the Holocaust was lolworthy.
If anything else, the internet would have probably helped Hitler. People will believe what ever they want, all the internet does is allow nuts to find each other. As for revealing his true self, the internet hasn’t revealed a single useful thing about Obama, that would have changed anyone’s mind.
I thought Hitler stopped himself over 50 years ago? In the bunker? Suicide?
Proof that when your enemy is hanging himself, don’t interfere.
And I thought I was going to see a Rick Astley video.
Hah! Nice try, Basil!
“A satellite that shoots lasers from space. That’s what we need to focus on.”
Frank, don’t EVER look a laser in the eye.
The internet hasn’t done much to stop Ajksdhvksdjhkjmenijad either. And he really is a Hitler. He doesn’t even hide his plans.
I’ve been a huge proponent of giant space lasers for years. It’s one of the reasons I began coming to your site. It was a kindred spirit; you wanted to nuke the moon, and I wanted to turn Mecca into glass.
The only way the intertards could have stopped Hitler would be if all those Nazi pervs were too busy looking at pron and troofer sites and IM’ing each other about what’s wrong with Germany to actually go out and DO anything…kinda like DU.