“Side effects may include hyperinflation, stagnation, dollar devaluation, earmarks, excessive debt, bankruptcy, loss of jobs, growth of welfare state, expansion of nanny state, unrealized expectations, economic impotence, depression, halitosis, and sweaty palms.”
It felt good to type that. Thanks, Harvey!
I gotta go back outside now to hug another tree and cut it down.
somewhere between performance issues and the snuggie is … a day at the range where your “significant other” shoots better than you do (by design) “Happy Valentine’s Day”
Nothing says “I love you” more profoundly than perforating a potential rapist.
O God of earth and altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die;
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
But take away our pride.
from all that terror teaches,
From lies of tongue and pen,
From all the easy speeches
That comfort cruel men,
From sale and profanation
Of honour and the sword,
From sleep and from damnation,
Deliver us, good Lord.
Tie in a living tether
The prince and priest and thrall,
Bind all our lives together,
Smite us and save us all;
In ire and exultation
Aflame with faith, and free,
Lift up a living nation,
A single sword to thee.
It’s not a “snuggie” you silly brothers! It’s a super duper magnum XXX nuclear wedgie that the Federal Government just gave you all!!! It’s permanent and never ends so get use to it!!!
Thanks Chimpy Obamitler for doing more in three weeks to destroy this country than any other president did in four or eight years.
See that? That’s called “speaking truth to power.” For eight years, I was instructed by the socialist leftards that that’s how I’m supposed to refer to the president, so I’m following their shining examples and will probably keep “speaking truth to power” until Chimpy Obamitler is voted out of office or thrown out for criminal activity or just plain stupidity!
It’s Obama Derangement Syndrome the only difference between it and BDS is that Obama actually is to blame for the things that are going wrong. Maybe if he had EXPERIENCE, INTEGRITY, MORALS or any other redeeming value this would not be an issue but when your morally bankrupt, inexperienced and truth challenged it’s hard to do the right thing. After all you have to be able to recognize correct principles and since the demoncrats wouldn’t recognize the truth if it climbed in their laps and danced there is little to no chance of that happening.
And for those wondering, the Snuggle Stimulus is Mary Katherine Ham’s video. She does the best ones.
I am shocked Snuggie Stimulus did include a rip something like: With Snugulus we can all get fleeced!
Thank THE OBAMA we will all stay warm now
“Side effects may include hyperinflation, stagnation, dollar devaluation, earmarks, excessive debt, bankruptcy, loss of jobs, growth of welfare state, expansion of nanny state, unrealized expectations, economic impotence, depression, halitosis, and sweaty palms.”
It felt good to type that. Thanks, Harvey!
I gotta go back outside now to hug another tree and cut it down.
somewhere between performance issues and the snuggie is … a day at the range where your “significant other” shoots better than you do (by design) “Happy Valentine’s Day”
Nothing says “I love you” more profoundly than perforating a potential rapist.
A Hymn
by G.K. Chesterton
O God of earth and altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die;
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
But take away our pride.
from all that terror teaches,
From lies of tongue and pen,
From all the easy speeches
That comfort cruel men,
From sale and profanation
Of honour and the sword,
From sleep and from damnation,
Deliver us, good Lord.
Tie in a living tether
The prince and priest and thrall,
Bind all our lives together,
Smite us and save us all;
In ire and exultation
Aflame with faith, and free,
Lift up a living nation,
A single sword to thee.
Happy St. Valentine’s Day, IMAO!
We’re all gong to need a new variant of pharmacutiacal for all of this stimulus stuff: “Tax payer Viagra, Mountain Dew/Steroid Capsules”.
I think this combo might work.
For all of you reading this…..GET TO WORK!!! You’re 9.7 Trillion dollars in debt…so get cracking and pay the Man!!! Sheesh….
Nope, I’m ‘stickin it to the MAN’.
Off work till Wednesday.
Gots to get me a snuggie.
It’s not a “snuggie” you silly brothers! It’s a super duper magnum XXX nuclear wedgie that the Federal Government just gave you all!!! It’s permanent and never ends so get use to it!!!
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Thanks Chimpy Obamitler for doing more in three weeks to destroy this country than any other president did in four or eight years.
See that? That’s called “speaking truth to power.” For eight years, I was instructed by the socialist leftards that that’s how I’m supposed to refer to the president, so I’m following their shining examples and will probably keep “speaking truth to power” until Chimpy Obamitler is voted out of office or thrown out for criminal activity or just plain stupidity!
It’s Obama Derangement Syndrome the only difference between it and BDS is that Obama actually is to blame for the things that are going wrong. Maybe if he had EXPERIENCE, INTEGRITY, MORALS or any other redeeming value this would not be an issue but when your morally bankrupt, inexperienced and truth challenged it’s hard to do the right thing. After all you have to be able to recognize correct principles and since the demoncrats wouldn’t recognize the truth if it climbed in their laps and danced there is little to no chance of that happening.