If a hockey mask-wearing, machete-wielding psycho killer is chasing you, stop, drop, and roll. That might confuse him enough that he’ll leave you alone.
Frank J, you apparently forgot that you were addressing REAL Americans. I would simply drop him with my .380 semi-automatic. There might be some stop, drop and rolling going on, but not by me.
Too bad terrorists are (almost)human size. If they were smaller, you could use them like jihad hand grenades. That would stop someone with a machete….probably.
No, no, no! FrankJ, you’ve gotta meet with the machete-wielding psychopath without pre-conditions and ask him why he hates you so much. Then you’ve gotta dialogue with him and see if there is some way to work things out; say maybe let him develop his nuclear powered machete as long as he promises to use it strictly for energy production and not for decapitating whole counties full of fornicating teenagers.
A .380 is okay for back up, but as you can tell from my screen name, a 1911 in .45 fits the bill just fine. But a hockey-masked killer psycho chasing you? C’mon Frank, we both know it’s just Barney Frank looking for a date.
You know…….I was just finishing a nice steak dinner, drinking a cold beer followed by a glass of good red Zin…..and you had to mention Barney Frankenstein…….I’m gonna fwow up.
By the way, that’s not a hockey mask…it’s one of Barney’s smiley face condoms he uses to mesmerize the young male pages in Congress.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
In “Friday the 13th, The Final Chapter (not), Jason Goes to Hell”, someone finally did the practical thing and lured him out into the open with a decoy teenager, surounded him with soldiers and shot him to ribbons, finishing him off with a rocket launcher. (but like a malignant cancer, the treatment proved ineffective). As long as there’s a few more bucks to be raked in someone will keep making sequels, no matter how poor the quality or flimsy the premise. (kind of like Dems, Taxes and Welfare Programs.)
Hey Frank, Harvey or some other idget. Could you make a count down clock but make it count up as how many jobs have been saved. It doesn’t have to be real. Just throw some numbers out there.
You can not talk about President Cannibal that way. He may be hacking capitalism to death for his own political benefit. But you can not talk about him that way.
What if it’s one (or fifty) of Obama’s new Civil Defense Force brownshirts? In that case I would suggest….Hey wait….gun show opens at the fairgrounds today…gotta go. Stock up! Stock up!
However, if you are attacked by a zombie psychotic killer, you need something a little more then a .380 pistol. Of course if you are a real man, you will have a 12 gauge shotgun, equipped with an assortment of 00 buck, and rifled slugs. Let’s see how well the zombie can hunt, when his limbs are lying on the ground.
If a hockey mask-wearing, machete-wielding psycho killer is chasing you
pour ketchup on whomever your with and walk away … then turn around and perforate the wacko with your conceiled carry weapon, unless you live in Illinois or Wisconsin … in which case you dial 911 and die
Stop, turn around and tell him that you are pretty sure he is mentioned in the Stimulus Bill as a winner of generous jing! All he has to do is show up next Monday at the office of Senator Arlen Spectre… He will turn and run for Washington DC!
What I love here is the assumption that the “state’ can tell me that I dont have the right to carry a defensive weapon …. and like a good little peon.. Im going to obey. Funny I dont recall the state being able to overrule my god given right to self defense. In other words.. Im not real interested in what the state says I can do or not do when it comes to self preservation. The whole concept behind concealed carry is the keyword “concealed”, if one is a good citizen, and one keeps thier defensive weapon of choice CONCEALED… well then the likelyhood of running into “problems” is minimal. All one has to do is determine is if the return is greator than the risk and act accordingly. I dont go anywhere near “population centers” without the benefit of a realistic self defense option.
Now.. in regards to Jami Lee Curtis…. yeah .. she’s a bit scary now…. but she had a SMOKIN hot body when younger….. she peaked with Trading Places….
Terrible Troy I appreciate your point. At the same time I’m torn between what I think is right, correct and undeniable & what the law as written says. I’m even more torn by the fact I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution which by definition includes the law of the land as written by our elected officials. In my opinion Ill & Wi law regarding firearms is contrary to the Constitution, but the laws are on the books and I will abide by them, while fighting to change it. I simply hope I nor anyone I know dies as a result of those who don’t obey the law, but there is little I can do “legally” until the law is changed.
While writting this I had a revelation, I’ve considered myself a Libertarian with Conservative tendancies for a long time but I guess I’m a Conservative with Libertarian tendancies instead. (for those of you that are familar with AD&D I’m Lawful-Neutral rather than Neutral-Good)
I would first check to see what date it is.If its the 1st 2nd or 3rd of the month,I would then throw a mailbox at him.He would run to get his welfare check and at that time I would bash him to death with a stack of credit card offers.Any other time ,I would air condition him with my XD 45.
Frank J, you apparently forgot that you were addressing REAL Americans. I would simply drop him with my .380 semi-automatic. There might be some stop, drop and rolling going on, but not by me.
Leave it to the Berkely fags to run in fear.
…or you could whip out your snub-nosed revolver and send him to the afterlife when he belongs… but that would make the movie way too short.
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But what do you do if you’re being chased by a giant, radioactive stimulus bill?
Too bad terrorists are (almost)human size. If they were smaller, you could use them like jihad hand grenades. That would stop someone with a machete….probably.
Duck and cover works, too.
Stuff the Stimulus Bill up his ass. He will never EVER move again! EVER!
Why would that ones wife be chasing you anyway? Did you scuff its “sensable” shoes?
But what do you do if you’re being chased by a giant, radioactive stimulus bill?
#4: Bend over, resistance is futile – lest ye be marked for da camps!
Or, he might think that you’re a puck…
Call me. My machetes are longer and sharper than his. So’s my 22″ chain saw.
Have you guys seen this?
http://www.obamaclock.org
I’d do that whole html thing but I guess I’m to ignorant to figure it out…. or just not patient enough.
HA!, I’m not an idiot after all…. just a moron.
No, no, no! FrankJ, you’ve gotta meet with the machete-wielding psychopath without pre-conditions and ask him why he hates you so much. Then you’ve gotta dialogue with him and see if there is some way to work things out; say maybe let him develop his nuclear powered machete as long as he promises to use it strictly for energy production and not for decapitating whole counties full of fornicating teenagers.
A .380 is okay for back up, but as you can tell from my screen name, a 1911 in .45 fits the bill just fine. But a hockey-masked killer psycho chasing you? C’mon Frank, we both know it’s just Barney Frank looking for a date.
You know…….I was just finishing a nice steak dinner, drinking a cold beer followed by a glass of good red Zin…..and you had to mention Barney Frankenstein…….I’m gonna fwow up.
By the way, that’s not a hockey mask…it’s one of Barney’s smiley face condoms he uses to mesmerize the young male pages in Congress.
RUN!!!!!!
Ya might try siccing Jamie Lee Curtis on him. She’s getting to be a little scary looking.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Jack Handy
In “Friday the 13th, The Final Chapter (not), Jason Goes to Hell”, someone finally did the practical thing and lured him out into the open with a decoy teenager, surounded him with soldiers and shot him to ribbons, finishing him off with a rocket launcher. (but like a malignant cancer, the treatment proved ineffective). As long as there’s a few more bucks to be raked in someone will keep making sequels, no matter how poor the quality or flimsy the premise. (kind of like Dems, Taxes and Welfare Programs.)
Hey Frank, Harvey or some other idget. Could you make a count down clock but make it count up as how many jobs have been saved. It doesn’t have to be real. Just throw some numbers out there.
You can not talk about President Cannibal that way. He may be hacking capitalism to death for his own political benefit. But you can not talk about him that way.
Death by mugumbow!
Tell Sean Avery that the psycho is dating one of his ex-girlfriends.
What if it’s one (or fifty) of Obama’s new Civil Defense Force brownshirts? In that case I would suggest….Hey wait….gun show opens at the fairgrounds today…gotta go. Stock up! Stock up!
Or, if you live in a concealed-carry state, you drop the maniac with one shot to the heart.
Honestly, Frank, this “Random Thought” doesn’t even sound like you.
You know what else works with a knife-wielding idiot? Holding up a chair with it’s legs in his face. Been there, done that. It worked.
I’ll save my ammo — I have a 1971 Chevy that would make short work of a knife wieling IDIOT wearing a mask
However, if you are attacked by a zombie psychotic killer, you need something a little more then a .380 pistol. Of course if you are a real man, you will have a 12 gauge shotgun, equipped with an assortment of 00 buck, and rifled slugs. Let’s see how well the zombie can hunt, when his limbs are lying on the ground.
If a hockey mask-wearing, machete-wielding psycho killer is chasing you
pour ketchup on whomever your with and walk away … then turn around and perforate the wacko with your conceiled carry weapon, unless you live in Illinois or Wisconsin … in which case you dial 911 and die
Stop, turn around and tell him that you are pretty sure he is mentioned in the Stimulus Bill as a winner of generous jing! All he has to do is show up next Monday at the office of Senator Arlen Spectre… He will turn and run for Washington DC!
What I love here is the assumption that the “state’ can tell me that I dont have the right to carry a defensive weapon …. and like a good little peon.. Im going to obey. Funny I dont recall the state being able to overrule my god given right to self defense. In other words.. Im not real interested in what the state says I can do or not do when it comes to self preservation. The whole concept behind concealed carry is the keyword “concealed”, if one is a good citizen, and one keeps thier defensive weapon of choice CONCEALED… well then the likelyhood of running into “problems” is minimal. All one has to do is determine is if the return is greator than the risk and act accordingly. I dont go anywhere near “population centers” without the benefit of a realistic self defense option.
Now.. in regards to Jami Lee Curtis…. yeah .. she’s a bit scary now…. but she had a SMOKIN hot body when younger….. she peaked with Trading Places….
Terrible Troy I appreciate your point. At the same time I’m torn between what I think is right, correct and undeniable & what the law as written says. I’m even more torn by the fact I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution which by definition includes the law of the land as written by our elected officials. In my opinion Ill & Wi law regarding firearms is contrary to the Constitution, but the laws are on the books and I will abide by them, while fighting to change it. I simply hope I nor anyone I know dies as a result of those who don’t obey the law, but there is little I can do “legally” until the law is changed.
While writting this I had a revelation, I’ve considered myself a Libertarian with Conservative tendancies for a long time but I guess I’m a Conservative with Libertarian tendancies instead. (for those of you that are familar with AD&D I’m Lawful-Neutral rather than Neutral-Good)
Marvin,
Wouldn’t that be a tad hard to conceal in the waistband? I’ll stick to my .45 mini-Glock.
I would first check to see what date it is.If its the 1st 2nd or 3rd of the month,I would then throw a mailbox at him.He would run to get his welfare check and at that time I would bash him to death with a stack of credit card offers.Any other time ,I would air condition him with my XD 45.