Did you know that Friday the thirteenth has been considered unlucky since the the time of Moses?
He led the children of Israel out of Egypt on the 14th day of the month (Nissan). On Friday night (the thirteenth for Egyptians) was the passover. A very bad day particularly if you were firstborn.
Today would be a great day for a modern-day Lee H. Oswald to do his thing.
Well, maybe not. They’d just Blame Cheney or Bush for it anyway. It would be awesome if sometime today, O’Bama would dramatically go crashing through a window, like Jason has done in those campy movies. Hell, he almost did it a couple weeks ago.
Remember how the leftist hippie scum used to rail, fulminate,. and rage about Amerika? How ironic, that we have finally reached that destination…under liberal control of Congress.
We must be vewwy cwafty….but you realize of course…..that “This Means War!”
It is also National Blame Someone Else Day (first Friday the 13th of the year), so………….I blame the economy, moral decay, climate change, male pattern baldness and lousy TV and movie fare on Barak Hussein Obama.
With all these problems and the URGENT NEED to pass the porkulus bill, the sucker Obama is taking a 4 day vacation.
Will the MSM be outraged?
Will the Liberals be outraged?
“Today is a good day to die” – America 2009
Use your savings from the tax cuts and any extra moneys to buy American made firearms and ammunition.
This will create American manufacturing jobs and help build our economy.
Buying Glocks & Sigs is un-American!
Maybe if all those stimulus jobs saving the San Francisco Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse are taken, thousands of Californians may still be able to find employment in President Obama’s soon to be announced poppy growing demonstration project. The stimulus bill provides for $2.4 Billion to clean up that messy Afghan opium cartel by starting up domestic production in the USA in order to eliminate the middleman and put Afghani poppy growers out of business. Since we will be buying local and saving carbon credits on the shipping costs, this will qualify the business for green tax credits as well. These will be good high-paying government subsidized farming jobs, which means that no poppies will actually be grown and no heroin will actually be produced. Nevertheless all federal agencies that are involved in the investigation of drug smuggling will have their manpower and operating budgets doubled. Also the fledging US opium business will be eligible for a bailout in 6 months.
There’s another Friday the 13th coming up in March. What utterly horrific piece of crap legislation do you think Obama will be signing then?
My money’s on the fiarness doctrine, cause free speech is only for liberals, now.
Any day is a good day for a stimulus package. Barack Obeyme’s package is just the right size for maximum stimulation.
Or so I’ve been told….
If Jason comes alive and hacks up the three nitwit Republican senators, I’m probably ok with this…
There’s no good day to enact this crap.
He should sign it wearing a hockey mask.
BTW,
Did you know that Friday the thirteenth has been considered unlucky since the the time of Moses?
He led the children of Israel out of Egypt on the 14th day of the month (Nissan). On Friday night (the thirteenth for Egyptians) was the passover. A very bad day particularly if you were firstborn.
I’m sure we could convince Obama to wait until Feb. 30.
O – One
B – Big
A – Ass
M – Mistake
A – America
Can’t wait for rebellion to start…
The House has passed it. Still awaiting the Senate, but Obama will have to wait 5 days, right? Sunlight and Change!
I can feel my wallet getting fatter already. Aaahhhhhh…. The stimulus feels good.
Be careful what you ask for.
It would also be an awesome day for Specter to wake up and smell the roses.
Today would be a great day for a modern-day Lee H. Oswald to do his thing.
Well, maybe not. They’d just Blame Cheney or Bush for it anyway. It would be awesome if sometime today, O’Bama would dramatically go crashing through a window, like Jason has done in those campy movies. Hell, he almost did it a couple weeks ago.
Friday, February 13th is only unlucky if you are a Templar knight, or a real American under the current oppressive regime.
#5: Moses led the flock from Egypt in a Nissan? Sentra or Pathfinder? (sorry)
LOL #7, but #6 FTW!
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Remember how the leftist hippie scum used to rail, fulminate,. and rage about Amerika? How ironic, that we have finally reached that destination…under liberal control of Congress.
We must be vewwy cwafty….but you realize of course…..that “This Means War!”
Buggs Bunny, circa 1947
That’s what SHE said.
It is also National Blame Someone Else Day (first Friday the 13th of the year), so………….I blame the economy, moral decay, climate change, male pattern baldness and lousy TV and movie fare on Barak Hussein Obama.
My work here is done.
“We are Americans, and we have a RIGHT to debate and disagree with ANY administration!”
Hillary will back us, won’t she?
I’m waiting for the terrible fire that’s due to break out in the Capital building aaaany day now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire
With all these problems and the URGENT NEED to pass the porkulus bill, the sucker Obama is taking a 4 day vacation.
Will the MSM be outraged?
Will the Liberals be outraged?
Ecclesiastes 10:2
“A wise man’s heart inclines him toward the right, but a fool’s heart inclines him towards the left.”
Well, guys…welcome to the U.S.S.A. (United Socialist States of America)
Now what do we do?
“Today is a good day to die” – America 2009
Use your savings from the tax cuts and any extra moneys to buy American made firearms and ammunition.
This will create American manufacturing jobs and help build our economy.
Buying Glocks & Sigs is un-American!
Happy Friday The 13th.
Obama to Drop Sanctions Against Iran
(Gateway Pundit)
Hell’s Bells.
Maybe if all those stimulus jobs saving the San Francisco Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse are taken, thousands of Californians may still be able to find employment in President Obama’s soon to be announced poppy growing demonstration project. The stimulus bill provides for $2.4 Billion to clean up that messy Afghan opium cartel by starting up domestic production in the USA in order to eliminate the middleman and put Afghani poppy growers out of business. Since we will be buying local and saving carbon credits on the shipping costs, this will qualify the business for green tax credits as well. These will be good high-paying government subsidized farming jobs, which means that no poppies will actually be grown and no heroin will actually be produced. Nevertheless all federal agencies that are involved in the investigation of drug smuggling will have their manpower and operating budgets doubled. Also the fledging US opium business will be eligible for a bailout in 6 months.
I’m going to buy some K-Y and will drop trou, bend over and prepare for the signing…