…even the nuclear family is not listening to him and is pursuing its own nuclear program! And it’s engaging in nuclear proliferation via nuclear enrichment and breeder reactors.
Perhaps you should refrain from calling Ahmadinejad O-bah-muhh’s dog. O-bah-muhh is so useless and ineffective that when Malia complains that the puppy is humping her leg again, O-bah-muhh reminds her,”Well, it’s a gift from Ted Kennedy, what do you expect?”
And, let’s not forget that Letterman’s whore got knocked up before they were married…and not even by a baseball player but by an old, nasty comedian. The fact that she was also not a teenager, and definitely old enough to know better, goes without saying, yet I don’t remember anyone making jokes about how his wife looks like a slut or gets knocked up by idiots.
When Obama tries to bribe his dog with sticks and snausages, I know he’ll fail.
…Michelle Obama’s arms are the real power in the triple-bogey administration.
…even the nuclear family is not listening to him and is pursuing its own nuclear program! And it’s engaging in nuclear proliferation via nuclear enrichment and breeder reactors.
Though my two dogs’ weapons may not be nuclear, they still certainly qualify as WMDs. You’ve never seen a room clear so fast.
# 2 MarkoMancuso, You forgot the warning about linking to ugly men, but still, when Lurch goes to crush you with those arms, I hope it fails.
Perhaps you should refrain from calling Ahmadinejad O-bah-muhh’s dog. O-bah-muhh is so useless and ineffective that when Malia complains that the puppy is humping her leg again, O-bah-muhh reminds her,”Well, it’s a gift from Ted Kennedy, what do you expect?”
Letterman’s Dog perhaps?
…he fired Dennis Ross as envoy to Iran for beiing Jewish and pro-Israel and replaced him with Jackie Mason.
Well, in his religion he’s not supposed to have contact with the dog. So, you see his dilemma.
So did allIwantisjihad knockup lettermans wife? or was that the flying cow?
Obama is so useless and ineffective as POTUS that his oversized ears have defected to Dumbo’s Circus to find better opportunities
Plentyobailouts,
And, let’s not forget that Letterman’s whore got knocked up before they were married…and not even by a baseball player but by an old, nasty comedian. The fact that she was also not a teenager, and definitely old enough to know better, goes without saying, yet I don’t remember anyone making jokes about how his wife looks like a slut or gets knocked up by idiots.
Great Might-Have-Been quote:
“Mr. President, You are Not the ‘Smartest Man’ in THIS room!”
– Room full of Doctors with 10-16 years of advanced education each.
Obama is so useless and ineffective as president that…
Chrissy Matthews now has to rely on actual Viagra to get his tingles…