Reportedly, Michael Jackson wanted to be cloned. He’d be an interesting subject for it because many of the usual objections wouldn’t apply since it would be hard to imagine the clone being any weirder than the original.
Reportedly, Michael Jackson wanted to be cloned. He’d be an interesting subject for it because many of the usual objections wouldn’t apply since it would be hard to imagine the clone being any weirder than the original.
You would think that with that much plastic instead of cloning you could just recycle him.
Will they even be able to bury him in California? Don’t they have a bunch of laws against dumping that much non-organic material into the ground?
Wanted to be cloned?!
It was the clone that overdosed, was autopsied, and laid in the casket.
MJ lives.
He wanted to be creamated, but couldn’t get the proper permits.
Im not sure he wanted to be cloned. He went out of his way to have kids that were not genetically related to him, possibly because he hated his father so much that he didnt want anything to remind him of his father. Anyways, im calling BS on the cloning
The clone would be the popular black rock star who lived modestly and gradually faded into his twilight years, dying peacefully at 87 with his wife and three kids by his bedside.
This can only end with total disaster: the cloning of Ron Paul and/or Mike Huckabee.
Imagine the horror of listening to five Mike Huckabee clones discuss the reasons why Christians should help Mexicans sneak across the border. Hopefully, Dick Cheney’s assassination squad will put an end to this madness.
Oh god lets not clone that freak MJ, one of him was bad enough.
Which version of Michael would be cloned…the young black boy, the white man, or the alien?
And, would we also then have to clone young McCauley Culkin and young Webster so that the Michael clone could relive the original MJ glory days?
Perhaps they should bring him back as a ghola.
I’m not entirely he’s even had his original DNA for at least 15 years now. But if he were able to be cloned, here’s hoping that the copy has a nose that doesn’t fly across the room when it sneezes. That would be progress.
Mad props to Awesometific for the Dune reference!
I thought it would be fitting his freakish nature that he would have built an axoltl tank for himself just in case. Judging by the crazies at his funeral yesterday I doubt he would have a shortage of volunteers for the job.
Millions of Jackson clones? Another Star Wars reference?
Attack of the Jackson Clones
I imagine cloning Michael Jackson would strangely produce walking and dancing white spangled gloves that meddled in everybody’s kiddie room. eeeewwww, not a pretty thought.
Island Girl,
I am sure glad my Lunch was already digested before I read that.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELL NO!!!!
Maybe we can clone the psycho killer zombie lumberjack who did MJ’s face and put em’ to work on Henry Waxman as job creations worth our tax dollars.
Dohtimes I don’t think anything can fix Waxman’s Face.
I wonder if it’s true that Pepsi offered to have him cremated.