Liberal commenter to my PJM column called us racist for hating Ted Kennedy. I think that charge just jumped the shark.
Liberal responded saying Ted Kennedy was concerned with “justice.” Must restrain urge to strangle monitor.
Maybe we should name a term limits bill in honor of Ted Kennedy.
I have to get off this Kennedy stuff. It’s actually starting to wear out my faith in humanity.
I can’t believe some people are saying the death of Kopechne was worth it. I thought people like that only existed in the movies.
I missed the funeral. Were they able to roll him back into the ocean, or did they have to use dynamite?
Can I also suffocate a liberal if I promise to be an advocate for progressive causes afterwards? It’s tempting…
Can I strangle someone if I promise not to successfully run for president?
Has anyone polled yet on whether naming the health care bill after Ted Kennedy would be helpful or harmful for it? “You know the fat, philandering drunk who drowned that woman? Here’s what he thought on the issue…”
Lots of conflicting opinions on laser sights on guns. Guess I should just get one and try it out. Better yet, I could get a laser gun.
Actually, is a laser sight on a laser gun apropos or silly?
Maybe in the Fringe universe where the Twin Towers still stand, it was Mary Jo who survived and not Ted Kennedy. Or maybe in that universe the citizens of Massachusetts decided they didn’t want someone who would leave a woman to die to represent them. That would be crazy!
People are now pretty suspicious of get rich quick schemes. I wonder if I could trick people with a get rich slow scheme?
I’m already using a get rich slow scheme. It seems to be working perfectly.
“Lots of conflicting opinions on laser sights on guns.”
One of Murphy’s laws of combat includes, tracers point both directions. Same goes for laser sights and barrel mounted flashligts!
[It would be for shooting someone really quickly in a dire self-defense situation, not for part of a sustained gunfight as part of invading a country. -Ed.]
Now just blow them out of the water with a “get poor and dead fast” scheme like socialism. Now you’ll have some takers.
We’ve got millions of farming peasants here in US doubt they know what socialism has always done to their group. Not to worry minorities will still be able to attend church after all if the proletariat wants religion it can have religion… after all prols and dogs are free. Its mind numbingly painful to realize the very people pushing for socialism will be the worst hit.
Actually, there are vast numbers of get-rich-slow schemes, mostly by traditional asset managers who get 1% or more in fees, merely for buying diversified portfolios of mutual funds…
Get rich slow scheme? Is that what most of us call “a job”?
Get rich slow, I like that. My get rich slow program is also working just fine. Thanks to the spending of the previous, and current administrations, the future of my get rich slow program is looking better everyday. Especially when you consider the coming fiscal catastrophe this country is going to face due to major deficit spending with borrowed money. In fact the odd’s are great that my get rich slow program may very well become a get poor fast program.
Social Security and my 401K are both get rich slow schemes and seem to be doing well. I contribute to both for some odd reason
Laser sights are good for a home defense situation. Especially when you consider that is such a situation, you will likely be firing at night in the dark.
Luminescent sights are also a good option, as is a pistol mounted flashlight. The last has the advantage that a good model will probably blind your opposition who will go from a dark environment to suddenly having his eyes lit up by a super bright light.
They blinded us with a flashlight in training, then had us stand on the pistol line, and fire as soon as we could make out the target. It was a long time from being blinded, until the time you were able to aim and fire.
With a flash light, remember to only turn it on for short flashes, and to move immediately away from where you had been standing, even in a home defense situations.
Teddy Kennedy was concerned with “justice.” He spent his adult life staying one step ahead of it.
“Maybe we should name a term limits bill in honor of Ted Kennedy.”
Brilliant…simply brilliant, Frank. How would one attempt to top this? If Republicans had some type of representatives in Congress, they would be presenting this exact scenario in response to Pelosi’s health care comments.
Actually, the ABL (AirBorn Laser) uses three lasers, one to range the target, one to paint it with a targeting laser, and then finally a really big assed laser to shoot down the target with. Now, if they will just put tactical lasers on the F22 and F35 and bring a troop carried laser rifle, that would be sweet.
Total non sequitur. What does Ted Kennedy have to do with humanity?
Liberal commenter to my PJM column called us racist for hating Ted Kennedy. I think that charge just jumped the shark.
If teddy boy was black you could play the race card, but he was a fat old white liberal commie doofus. People like that liberal commenter are proof of why we need natural selection.
Is ‘Conservative’ a race?
Raacist! for hating Ted Kennedy? Would that be because Chris Matthews declared that O-bah-muhh is now ‘the last Kennedy brother’? Raacist! for hating Ted Kennedy? Someone must be confusing Ted Kennedy with Navin Johnson(“I was born a poor black child…”)
Ted Kennedy WAS concerned with justice, er, make that JUST ICE; in the Scotch that is.
We should name a Term Limits Constitutional Amendment in homage to Ted Kennedy.>>>Whoever said Ted Kennedy was human? I always thought he was some sort of Intergalactic Space Herpes or something.
Some people are saying the deceaced Mary Jo Kopechne would have ‘thought it was worth it’. Mary Jo could not be reached for comment. How convenient.
How to dispose of Ted’s carcass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rf1Bn3Rg0o&feature=related
Get Rich Slow ‘Schemes’ can’t be tracked by the Libtards’ compound eyes, and often escape unnoticed.
Shakespeare ! The Bible !!! South Park !!!!!! Frank made John Hawkins’ quotey thing today at RWN. Good company indeed.
My get rich slow scheme is working!!! I will have a a hundred thousssssannd dollars in 2145!!!! Yay!!!!
There is absolutely nothing that makes Teddy’s miserable existence worthwhile. Good rid-ens to the retarded lion.
Mary Jo Kopechne-Biden, the ‘Liberal Lioness of the Senate’, gave the eulogy at the funeral of Ted Kennedy, younger brother of John and Robert Kennedy, who finally died last week after laying in a coma for over 40 years after the tragic accident at Chappequidik.
According to Kopechne, Ted bravely shoved her out of his Oldsmobile seconds before it plunged into the cold, dark waters of Chappequidik pond, and although she quickly summoned help, by the time the rescuers were able to pull Kennedy from the car he’d already suffered irrepairable brain damage and never regained consciousness.
Mary Jo dedicated her life to public service in the mold of John and Bobby Kennedy, pragmatically supporting a strong military posture while working well with Republicans in the Senate on social issues and tax cuts, after being appointed to fill the remainder of Ted’s term of office by the governor of Massechusetts in 1969.
Normally I would be against mocking the recently dead, but common decency need not be wasted on that poor excuse for a human. He was the worst kind of weasel. May he roast in peace.
“I missed the funeral. Were they able to roll him back into the ocean, or did they have to use dynamite?”
I laughed like a dork when I read that line. You should really have the following posted prominently on your website – WARNING: Consuming beverages while reading IMAO can result in involuntary blowing of drinks out of one’s nose!
Were they able to roll him back into the ocean, or did they have to use dynamite?
Heh. You saw that old footage off the coast of Oregon too?