If the government gives a big wad of cash to your business, they can tell you how much you can pay your employees, what mode of transportation you can take, and where you can travel to because you’re on the taxpayer’s dime.
BUT
If the government is spending big wads of cash on your health care, they promise not to interfere with any health-related choices you’d care to make, no matter how many taxpayer’s dimes it costs.
Anybody buying this?
I did just buy a new home, and values are down in the neighborhood, but I really don’t think it’s my fault.
I’d figure a bad economy would mean more stray puppies no one is keeping track of, which you’d think would mean he’d be in a better mood.
Obama wants to do lots of crazy socialist stuff, and that’s his prerogative. The only thing is we conservatives don’t like it and like to yell and join mobs. Obama doesn’t want to compromise, though, but maybe he doesn’t have to. While he’s busy socializing health care or taking over private industry, maybe he can at least give conservatives something else they’d like.
TOP TEN THINGS OBAMA COULD CEDE TO CONSERVATIVES
10. Recognize our Constitutional right to flamethrowers.
9. Set Barney Frank on fire.
8. Designate special “Speaker of the House Paper Bag with Eye Holes” that Pelosi has to wear.
7. Instead of disposing of decommissioned military hardware, give it to people who would still enjoy it.
6. Give us letters of marque so we can be pirates.
5. Let us pick one country to go to war with for no good reason.
4. Nuke something. Anything. Maybe the moon…
3. Command Keith Olbermann to do a silly little monkey dance for us.
2. Declaring punching hippies a constitutionally protected form of speech
And the number one thing Obama could cede to conservatives…
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Know what’s one of the most recession proof jobs? Congressman. In the middle of this recession, they were even thinking of spending $330 million on new jets for themselves.
That’s crazy.
Maybe we should start tying Congress’s perks directly into the economy. If it’s failing, we cut their pay, turn off the air conditioning in the Capitol, that sort of thing. And maybe start laying them off. “Sorry, we can only afford 400 arrogant jerks to mess around with the country’s laws right now.”
Worth considering.
Obama is friends with lots of dictators. Couldn’t he get tips from them on how to do a more convincing staged rally?
To all those objecting to Nazi comparisons: Know who also wouldn’t want hated groups compared to the Nazis? The Nazis.
Obama just needs to come out and carefully explain to the American people that they have no choice in the matter so shut up.
