The government has taken over the auto industry, banking, and is looking to take over health care.
But has the government done enough?
I don’t think they have. The government needs to do more. Just like there are people in this country who don’t have health care, there are people in this country who are going hungry.
Sure, there are food stamps. But there’s Medicare and Medicaid for health care assistance, but that’s not enough. Just like we need the government to take over health care, we need the government to take over the food industry.
We need to raise taxes to pay for a “public option” for restaurants.
My vision is for the Obama King restaurant to offer healthy choices for your dining experience. Like tofu. And salads. Lots and lots of salads. And no fried foods. Certainly no meat. A complete vegan menu, consisting of … plant parts.
But do call ahead to avoid the lines. It’ll take a year or two for McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Wendy’s, and all the little Mom and Pop restaurants to go out of business as people move to the public option. But, soon enough, the Obama King restaurants will be everywhere. Sure, you might have to wait a while, even if you call ahead. That is, after you are placed on hold for an hour or two, but your call will be answered in the order in which it was received.
Speaking of phones, it would be bad for you to have a cell phone when there are plenty of others who don’t have a cell phone. We need a public option. The government can provide cellular service. O-Mobile would be available to everyone.
But cell phones aren’t the only technology area where Americans have a gap. Not everyone has a computer. Sure, lots do, but many Americans don’t have a computer. And the government can help, by offering a public option. After a while, there will be no more PCs or Macs. No debate between Windows, OS X, or Linux. Most Americans will own government computers that run one OS: O-S (the Obama System).
However, having a government issued computer doesn’t mean as much if you don’t have Internet access. AT&T, Knology, MediaCom, and the other ISPs don’t get the job done. Many people don’t have Internet access. A government-run public option would solve that. ObamaNet would allow everyone to be on the Internet.
There are just a few of the many, many ways the government can solve your problems by taking control of your life.
I mean, if you were really competent to do things for yourself, you wouldn’t have elected Obama and the Democrats to power, would you?
There seems to be a lot of stress in America these days. That could be alleviated by regular sex. But a lot of Americans aren’t getting it regulalry, like me. And I’m married (as if that doesn’t say it all). We need a Gov’t option. Never mind the reach around we’re getting now, that doesn’t count or feel good. The Pork-u-less Package would feel a whole lot better. And free up some cash for a pro.
Obama is like the nice gentleman in Animal House who gently moves the table aside and and politely asks “Do you mind if we dance with yo dates.” Less subtly though.
Why, it’s almost as if the Democrats want the American citizenry to be full of mindless sheep who will unwittingly act as a vanguard of the Revolution.
It’s really quite depressing that their plan for taking over every aspect of our lives is so obvious.
Do not worry, America. Big Brother is here to help.
Megan, Big Brother isn’t as scary or worrisome as Big Mother!
The government needs to take over our basements, to grow pods which will replace millions of formerly ordinary, lucid human beings with mindless, amoral, vegetative pod people. The name of these bipedal tubers? Democrats!
I really hesitate to say this but calling the sitting president, no matter what kind of boob he is, a liar is simply not appropriate. There is a time and place for that kind of thing(like here and now) but in front of millions, ok well thousands of people is not a good idea. Eventually we are going to have to work with these morons and if you continue to get them all het up, they won’t be able to stop spewing spit long enough for us to save the country.
All levity aside I really did think we were better than this. Sigh.
What about the ARUGULA at Obama King?
This would be funnier if the public option on food wasn’t already becoming a reality. Remember the idiocy from a few years ago, where overweight people were suing “Big Fat” for making fast food available & cost effective for the consumer. It’s like a TH article by Thomas Sowell stated a couple weeks ago: with the nanny mindset of the left, it’s always the external factor – not personal responsibility – that’s to blame for certain social issues. Therefore, the fatties can’t be held responsible for being human garbage disposals.
As a result there is increasing pressure to list caloric content on the menu boards for each item in fast food chains. It may even be a requirement in some areas now, but I’m not sure of that.
At least, I’m not sure at the moment. I’m certain that will change as time drags on with a socialistard at the helm.
Is it fair that out of hundreds of millions of Americans, only one person gets to be president…for 4 whole years? We clearly need a public option, whereby everybody gets to be president. It’s the only humane option.
I’m thinking about becoming a vegan,
it isn’t that I love animals,
I just really, REALLY hate plants.
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If you want more competition in Health care, you’d agree that
we need the increased competition that having only
one health insuror would provide.
Imagine the bloody fights at the clinic for the last session of the day at the dialysis machine, or MRI, or the last whooping cough vaccine for your baby….
Now THAT’S competition.
Wow. That is creepy. I did a thing calling for a public option on restaurants a couple of days ago. http://wp.me/pD3Zt-g
I guess Frank J theory on comedy is true. Why is his genius not being well rewarded?
“I really hesitate to say this but calling the sitting president, no matter what kind of boob he is, a liar is simply not appropriate.”
He was just calling a spade a …..oh wait….never mind 😡
so…it’s ok to call him a boob but not a liar?
When he said illegals won’t be covered, he wasn’t lying, he plans on making the whole 3rd world citizens soon so….
I believe it’s President by the way….you know, like God etc and if it’s not a rule, he’ll make it one I’m sure.
Basil may have actually hit on something Obama is qualified to do. So far he has told some real “whoppers”. He’s a naural.
#1:
On the public option, you get Nancy Pelosi in lingerie .
#15 shudder
We already have a publuc option for home security. Dial 911, and wait an hour.I predict that Obama King will result in back alley burgers.
#15 Karen you just made me puke up my lunch on to my keyboard.
Ah…YES…the *luxury* of FOOD:
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3927
The OS (Obama System) on the public option computers will conveniently report anything “fishy” you might read online, or email to someone or post on a blog….
Try worrying about yourself getting a job, paying your bills, and stop charging your life away or just wait for your OBAMA BUCKS to pay for it all. I sure he has room at his house to take you in if needed.
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