Random Thoughts

That Qaddafi guy is a conspiracy-loving nutjob. I wonder if he’d be interested in the Green Jobs Czar position?

Before the U.N., crazed dictators had to just satisfy themselves by ranting into the mirror

Does the U.N. really need to give crazy people an international platform to rant? Can’t they just get a blog now?

I think most of our societal ills can be traced to when the public decided it was morally okay to go outside hatless.

I wonder if lemmings will ever decide to sue humans for defamation of character; they could be joined by the ostrich and the “boiling” frog. “I don’t care if we make great political analogies! It’s just not true!”

I like Obama today. I guess it’s seeing Qaddafi and Dinnerjacket; Obama seems like George Washington in comparison. Perspective is good.

Anyone who exaggerates is like Hitler times a million.

10 Comments

  1. “I think most of our societal ills can be traced to when the public decided it was morally okay to go outside hatless.”

    You got that right. But wear a real hat, not a clown hat like Quaddaffyduck or a commie beret. Buckets don’t count, either.

  2. One thing I found myself in total, 100%, complete agreement with Qaddafi on, was the need to move the UN from New York. You’re right my homely friend, let’s by all means move it, and the sooner the better. In fact I suggest we move it to Tripoli, Libya. Sure it’s hot, you can’t drink the water, the food sucks, it’s the capitol city of a country who’s leader is a moron, and the toilets (what few they have) don’t work, but many of the UN delegates are used to all of that so they’ll feel right at home. It’s an all around good idea who’s time has come….let’s do it.

  3. I’m with zzyzx…let’s move the UN out of the US. It will be the first step in us not paying for the UN, which will be a step toward us finally leaving the UN. The League of Nations was acknowledged as a complete and utter failure, so they couldn’t wait to do it again.

  4. I think the UN headquarters should be moved to Antarctica. And then give the heating system 10 remote kill switches which are distributed by lottery to 10 random people from the top UN-contributing nations, weighted by the nation’s UN contribution (which I believe would roughly put it at 4 Americans, 3 Japanese, and 1 each German, Brit, and French).

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