My wife wants our dog to be more like the cats, but I’d rather my pit bull not randomly attack me when she’s bored.
Hitler makes everything funnier. Except war.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Punch him in the face and you shut him up now.
Never read Zinn, but he seemed like a favorite of pretentious Hollywood types who wanted to think they were smart.
I use my brain for thinking and, when running, ballast.
“Dana Bash” is a good name for the alterego of She-Hulk.
Oh. For a second I was pretty scared there. I thought the president said he was going to make a new high-speed quail.
I read “Catcher in the Rye”, but all I remember was the main character getting beaten up over a prostitute and I think there was ice skating
If something has corn syrup in it, it should count as a serving of vegetables.
And if it’s beer, it’s a serving of bread. Yay bread!
Except corn is a grain, so have beer instead, still bread group!
I went hunting for high speed quail, and Cheyney shot someone in the face. I blame Bush.
And with a head that big ….
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Punch him in the face and you shut him up now.
I thought it was “why teach a man to fish when he can go on welfare and eat fish at the Tax Payer’s expense for his lifetime”.
My mom had a cat; he got jealous when she brought me home from the hospital and so he took a leak in the laundry. My father threw him down the stairs. Unfortunately, it landed on all fours, but he did leave the premises.
Cats are as useless as communism.
“I said, you wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you, ha, ha, ha?”
“Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.”
The protagonist, if you can call him that, was most obviously Olbermann.
All I remember from Catcher is an unlikeable story with unlikeable people. Liberals.
I thought the sawe thing about Dana Bash. “She-Hulk smash puiny Oburman. ROWR! ”
Hadji from Jonny Quest was a fan of Zinn. He was always saying “Zinn zinn half-a-bean” or something like that.
Dr. Zinn was Dr.Quest’s arch-nemesis, I’m not aware of his literary skills though.
Famous readers of ‘Catcher In The Rye’: Frank J. Fleming, Mark David Chapman, John Hinkley Jr.—Coincidence? I think not!
Make a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
“Never read Zinn, but he seemed like a favorite of pretentious Hollywood types who wanted to think they were smart.”
Let me save you the trouble. Zinn SPOILER ALERT: It is all America’s fault.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 6….I know I do, Eric Holder, Moronic Atty Gen of the US, Washington DC.
Actually Holden Caulfield is alive and well and has been is living under an assumed name for many years. He eventually entered the sleazy world of big city Democratic politics and now the world knows him as….Dennis Kucinich.
My boy Winston a 30 pound Rag Doll just read Marco’s post. He immediately ran to the scratching post to fine-tune his “little friends”… Come on over, Marco…
Holden Caulfield’s a dork, Catcher in the Rye was a poor piece of literature. I never DID understand why it was so popular. I even read it more than once hoping I’d figure out WHY it was supposed to be so important. I even read it once I grew up, hoping my retrospection would help. Nope, it’s still a suck piece of “essential reading.”
Sucked. Really sucked. I want those hours back.
>>I use my brain for thinking and, when running, ballast.<<
You also use your fat arse…
http://discovermagazine.com/2006/may/tramps-like-us
It’s funny (perhaps annoying) that people especially the feminists are disgruntled with the name of Apple product, iPad. They wonder why Apple doesnt name it iTampon while they are at it. Actually it is not a bad name after all “pad” means many different things.
These whiners are phony if they own Google account or use Google search. Google could imply “GO OGLE” at dat butz!