ME: I kinda get the feeling you’re not quite understanding the whole situation in the country is in right now.
OBAMA: Did you see the trip my wife Michelle went on? It looked fun.
ME: That’s what I’m talking about. Everyone is hurting in this economy, unemployment is through the roof, and you’re doing elaborate vacations and taking helicopter to fetch the newspaper from your driveway.
OBAMA: I like riding the helicopter. It makes a neat sound. Thup thup thup thup!
ME: Yeah, that’s the sound a helicopter makes. But you don’t seem to be understanding what people in this country want. Like when, they’re all crying, “Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!” you hear…
OBAMA: Health care!
ME: Exactly. So are you going to do anything about jobs?
OBAMA: I’ll fix that just like I did the oil spill.
ME: You didn’t do anything about the oil spill.
OBAMA: And now it’s fixed. I fixed it. I even saw the oil spill from the air in my helicopter. Thup thup thup thup.
ME: Well, considering your record, doing nothing about jobs is probably better that you trying to do something.
OBAMA: That reminds! I’m going to do something about jobs! I’m going to tax the rich! I don’t like the rich. Grr!
ME: The rich make most of the jobs. How is that going to help with jobs?
OBAMA: I don’t like the rich. They think they have a better helicopter than me but they don’t. Especially not after I tax them.
ME: But aren’t these taxes going to hurt the job situation more?
OBAMA: Once I hit my head coming out of the helicopter. It made me mad so I blew up the helicopter and bought a new one.
ME: Do you even understand what a job is?
OBAMA: Thup thup thup thup!
This jobs thing isn’t going to win control in the 2010 elections like we hope. May I rant?
Right after the elections the Republican party immediately needs to go the way of the “Whig” party. A major reorganization drop dead weight bring in new blood. Otherwise the “R” will continue to slowly collapse and divide and give democrats the opening they need to continue their “change.”
It is too late to do it now. The party’s first motto has to be an independent America. Right now we are spread so thin with our many commitments and debts too most of the world that America herself is very much weakened.
I think 2010 is going to end up as a stalemate. Thanks to the lefts media power most people already think Republicans now control congress. Exactly like they wrongly thought, thanks to the lefts narratives, when voting in 2008.
@Cila yes and we call that place Europe.
This is going to sound mean and selfish but I don’t want the Economy to recover while a MARXIST is running the country. I hope it crashes, burns and dies. I hope we have another even Greater Depression because of the Economic Policies of thee Obama.
And as far as I am concerned it is your duty as a Conservative, as a Republican, and or as a Christian to make that nightmare come true. We need to break the economies back. We need to push the economy off a cliff and watch it plummet onto the rocks below so that a COMMUNIST (illegal alien) never again is allowed to occupy the Presidency.
If we allow any success, at all, while the Communists are screwing things uprunning Wash DC then we will get exactly what we deserve. So don’t buy anything. Don’t hire anyone. And if you can don’t work. I will not work until the Commie bastards are gone! But I can afford to just sit back and wait.
It will be long hard road to recover from thee Obama! So buck up and get ready for tough times. If he wins again (and I am positive he will win because GOD isn’t done punishing his Godless idolatrous followers) we will be hard pressed to accept quick solutions from politicians.
With thee Obama and his Commies there can be only one acceptable outcome. The total and complete annihilation of the economy. Just let it die.
Just in case you missed it or wanted a refresh: Obama Bonks Head
Obama gets mad at helicopter: Obama Blows Up Marine One
Sure, Carpenter, but only if you share some of your canned goods and firewood with me this winter. I may be able to spare a mule and plow for you, but don’t count on it. Mules are in short supply.
Liberals hoped for the same during the tenure of George W, George Sr. and Ronald Reagan. I wouldn’t want to be like them. I’d rather choose a war of ideas fought with the ideals of conservatives, and I’d rather find humor in a horrible situmication than be as eternally miserable as the posters at HuffPo and Daily Kos are.
I am not eternally miserable because of thee Obama! I am far too wealthy to be miserable (grin)
I’m just being realistic. Quick political solutions are exactly why we keep ending up in this situation. It took many years to recovery from the disaster of Jimmy Carter. It didn’t happen overnight. Ronald Reagan didn’t work a instant miracle! I know I was there and it took YEARS for Reaganomics to have any effect.
And yet today all we hear is how RonPaul or SarahPalin or MittRomney will instantly save the Republic simply by reversing Obammunistic policies, and flowers will spring open, and birds will sing again…
It’s all political bull crap preached by the News Mafia. It will take years, maybe decades to recover from what Obama has done. Years!!
At this point we have another 4-6 years of drastic economic downturn, and that is if a Rock Solid Conservative wins in 2012. If Obama wins again we might not see any recovery in our lifetimes. So the sooner it crashes the better off we will be in the long run.
Me: Dang Frank J!! I just got my monitor clean, and you come up with this! Three letters for you buddy boy, J O B S!
Thup thup thup thup!
I’m sick and tired of reading about politics but things like “thup thup thup thup” keep me coming back to IMAO.
“Thup thup thup thup!” is my new favorite phrase. It’s the sound of helicopter blades whirring, and it’s also a slurping sound – suction created by the black hole between his ears.
I forget, is “black hole” raaaaacist?
And when he doesn’t get to ride in a helicopter, he rides in Air Force 1. Here he enjoys getting wings for his lapel from the pilots and riding in the cockpit. They have to distract him from trying to take over the controls by distracting him with lollipops and pretty shiny things from the main cabin, but at least he can wear a fun pilot’s cap and run out of the cockpit with his arms out to the side going, “Woooooooosh! Up in the aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!”
Okay who here has a grudge? That’s the second comment I’ve posted with no swearing that goes through moderation. You guys must be racist.
Just don’t hire foreign mercenaries to fight our wars for us, like the Romans did, and we might just make it.
I have yet to see anywhere in the News Mafia where they contend the Paul, Palin and Romney are going to instantly fix the obamanation we have had visited on us, through our own stupidity, might I add. After fixing the race “the boobs brothers McCain and the Huckster” gave us a candidacy that conservatives had to hold their noses to support. If Hillary had been running it might have been a horse race but as it was the only thing that saved that ticket was Palin.
Romney (one of the dreaded unclean -sarc. here) was the ONLY candidate with any real business experience. After all it’s not like we needed someone who had in the past saved failing companies, created jobs, balanced a checkbook, or any of those silly, mundane, everyday, common man activities the elites have a hard time even thinking about. Nor did we need someone who raised a family, been married to the same person for 20+ years, or who has maybe run a state. Yes, yes I know what about universal health care. The uncomfortable fact is MA was going to have universal health care whether he signed on to it or not. Imagine what it would have looked like without his input. Palin while more of a political animal than Romney has run a home, raised and is raising a family, balanced a check book, lived on a budget. More importantly she has something not seen in Washington DC anymore, common sense.
So whether or not we win a majority in November may be a moot point. If we as Republicans continue to vote for RINO’s like they did in Kansas last week, we will continue to be governed by ideological frauds and scheisters. We will deserve it. May God have mercy on our souls.
I predicted that when the dems swept into office in 2008 we might be in for a bad patch.
Like how Russia had a ‘bad patch’ when the Bolsheviks swept into power in 1917.
If our ‘bad patch’ doesn’t get as bad, or last as long as theirs, we’ll have God to thank for it.
Still, a Conversation with Vladamir Lenin probably wouldn’t have involved the phrase, “Thup thup thup thup!”.