Hero or saving snack for later?
* White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs ranted about how annoying liberals are, because apparently even liberals can’t stand liberals. But, Gibbs, know what’s even more annoying than the left’s impotent whining? When they pass laws and stuff and wastefully spend a trillion dollars. You guys should really throw each other through plate glass windows.
* In China, a monkey saved a puppy from a fire. Either the monkey is a hero or it just wanted to go some place less dangerous to the eat the puppy’s face.
* The Taliban are still not classified by the State Department as a terrorist organization. The Taliban are evil and commit terror, so I don’t know what’s up there. They should at least be on our list of organizations we want to make all dead. I hope we aren’t planning to try to negotiate with them and learn to get along, because I really think the best way to get the Taliban to live together with us in peace is to bury them six feet under. We will get along great then. There might even be dancing. Good times.
The monkey was going to sacrifice the dog to his cat overlords. Yes, monkeys – universally regarded as a plague upon humanity and the Earth in general – are in alliance with cats. Come to your own conclusions.
The plate glass window references are still sporadic enough to make me laugh out loud every time one comes up.
Mebbe the Taliban is on double secret probation.
-I volunteer for tax increase to pay for a robot Scalia as long as it is minimum 50ft tall. Also a Optimus Prime would make a great tag team.
-If I was a rich I would totally have a monkey who wore a Jedi cloak as a house pet/guest.
-Speaking of the supreme court and fire fighting monkeys, how would monkeys affect the racial quotas of fire departments? Would monkeys try to unionize? I am sold 50% of all firefighters should now be non-union monkeys.
-A uk series about two Americans who setup a monkey preserve called “Monkey Life” was pretty good. I was startled at their very human complex social and emotional behaviors. I would say about on average of a teenager. Why are we not allowed to put teenagers in cages where we would be safer?
http://www.monkeyworld.org/home.php
-The Constitution is like a fence at the zoo. It keeps some people safe from the government and the government safe from some types of people.
-Taliban not being on the list with the past behavior of the state department seems like more far left BS.
-In fairness to the state department though, Bush cut deals with people no better during the surge to stabilize Iraq. Including a reported secret deal with Iran to promise not to bomb Irans, Nuclear program while he was in office. In exchange Iran cut off support for for Al-Zawahiri and stopped sending Iranian Guard commandos with supplies to fuel Al Qaeda and local insurgencies.
Just as a side note, there are a few people claiming the monkey photo is as old as 2006. So while the Red Army Propaganda machine might be claiming their monkeys are willing to help all species; it seems more likely that face chewing happened years ago and this photo is just being recycled to further numb the populace to the dangers of lesser primates.
FYI, Here is Al-Zawahari complaining about Iranians abandoning him to work with the US suddenly in 2007
http://www.juancole.com/2007/12/usg-open-source-center-summarizes-main.html
Speaking of Iran, this article “The Point of No Return” is a fascinating straightforward/nothing held back up to date insiders view from the Knesset to the White house and their planning for Iran.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/09/the-point-of-no-return/8186/1/
Hillary Clinton secretly runs the Taliban. ( Insert evil laugh here.)
The taliban didn’t make the list because they never booed obuma. But the Boy Scouts and right-wing veterans are all classified as enemies of the state.
I like your plan for the taliban, and once buried we should have a parade over the spot consisting of elephants and steam rollers.
“I really think the best way to get the Taliban to live together with us in peace is to bury them six feet under… ”
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I’m pretty sure that’s where the term “Religion of Peace” comes from: It’s really, REALLY peaceful in those areas where everybody’s six feet under.