Is Pelosi complaining about adding tens of billions to the deficit because that’s too little?
Really need a president who will say, “Stop crying about the rich not getting their taxes raised or I will give you something to cry about!”
I’m still not getting all these people so desperate to cut off their nose to spite their face. It’s like a mental disease.
Repeat after me: Someone else’s income doesn’t affect me, and isn’t worth worrying about.
Say some prayers for Elizabeth Edwards’s family, including John Edwards who is most in need of them.
Liberals are going to primary Obama like they were going to move to Canada when Bush was elected.
Things have been going pretty well for conservatives, but it ends tonight: New Special Comment from Keith Olbermann.
Having an infant helps you appreciate the complexity of a dog’s ability to communicate.
Of course, the child will eventually be able to understand complex statements like, “If you keep barking, you’re going back to the pound!”
She doesn’t behave as well as a dog because you haven’t learned how to deal with an infact. Just rub her nose in it and hit her with a rolled-up newspaper and she will be house trained in no time.
As with dogs, people tend to anthropomorphize children.
Dogs and children are outside pets.
As always, DamnCat, you are too arrogant to admit that your kind is an outside pet. I can think of four reasons behind that fact:
1) Cats are easy prey for large hawks. Nothing is as funny as a hawk catching a cat.
2) I don’t have to feed them if they’re outside.
3) They can’t urinate in my laundry if they’re outside.
4) They can’t tear up the window curtains if they’re outside.
I have a 40 pound cat that I don’t think any hawks are going to mess with. He’s got his claws and his teeth too and he knows how to use them! We do have bald eagles and very large owls, however so we don’t let the cats out.
So, Frank has Buttercup started her martial arts training yet? I’d suggest you get her some hand conditioners, you know the spring loaded ones. Then teach her to squeeze and twist…squeeze and twist! Good Buttercup!
Unlike dogs who recognize a “Good Boy!!” when they hear it, to cats you say things like:
“Nice Kitty.”
“How’s my little pookie schmookie?”
“Is kitty hungry?”
“Does kitty need to go poo poo?”
“BAD CAT!!!!!!”
Of course, unlike dogs, cats don’t understand a word you’re saying. Just the tone.
My cats stay indoors. If they go outside, they get fleas then I get fleas. My cats stay indoors.
Reporting from Canada: I have come across 3 American hippies over the past 10 years. All 3 came up as some sort of war protest. Two of them (married couple) went back when they figured out that moving up here didn’t solve all the worlds problems.
We’re still waiting for the other one to go back. Can you send somebody to pick her up at the border? thx
A Keith Olbermsn Specail Comment !!! We are doomed. Run for the hills.
Buttercup is just measuring you up. Just wait. Just wait.
AIEE!!! People keeping their own money. What a world, what a world !!!
The only question about ASSange is this: is he guilty of espionage of pawning stolen property?
You’d spite your own face too if you were Barney Frank.
I dunno why Pelosi is whining. After all, unemployment benefits were extended. As we all know, according to top economists (or was it top agronomists, I forget), unemployment benefits are the most effective strategy during a recession. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the effect that Pelosi is seeking is a strategy that drains the US Treasury and and creates a captive set of voters.
Instead of infant, I prefer the name that Popeye gave his darling Swee Pea — infink.
Sorry, rj63 – she’s yours now.
Oh, and you can keep the Quaid family as well.
You’re welcome!
I watched a little bit of MSNBC last night just to see what the enemy is up to. Keith Olbermann may make Barak Obama his ‘worst person in the world’ for cutting his deal with the Republicans. Rachel Maddow was so pissed she actually lost her perpetual smirk and I didn’t think that would be possible unless she died and the undertakers took half a day and a pound of morticians wax to accomplish the deed. Mr. Ed, the liberal horses ass, sounds like he’s ready to move to Canada or maybe Cuba and Chris Matthews has a tinkle running down his leg these days rather than a tingle running up it. I loved it.
“Of course, the child will eventually be able to understand complex statements like, “If you keep barking, you’re going back to the pound!””
And, as we take back control of our country eventually we’ll be able to teach hippies to understand simple statements like, “If you keep being a nuisance, you’re going to Canada!”
Seriously if they had a little discipline and smooth talker like Clinton you would all be under the American peoples bus. The Republicans are still largely disliked much more then they were in 1994 with Newt Gingrich. Which means they are ready to jump off your ship first decent chance they get.
-Please do not make the mistake the left makes and feel entitled to their loyal support just because you are trying to help them
-Thank your diverse colored backsides that leftists live in a bubble of propaganda and couldn’t compromise, have perspective, or not speak in hyperbole to save their life! 😉
I’m with DanmCat on this one. We’ve got enough hippies here already. I have a suggestion: don’t club seals, club hippies! Problem soved.
@MAtt -here is some other great child rearing tips from the dog whisperer,
-make buttercup wait while you leave through the door first so she knows your the pack leader.
-On a subconscious level she feeds off your emotions, if you are nervous she will get excitable.
-dont feed her only dry dog food add some horse meat
-shell be happier if you make her chase her bowl of food around the house for awhile
@RJ63 you must be in Western Canada which, outside of a few big cities, is as full of good people as North Dakota and Montana.
An old rancher/canadian military friend of mine used to love to say he was from Regina Saskatchewan slightly mumbled because it sounded dirty.
As an early warning, I suggest very strongly you never ever curse aloud around the Princess Buttercup. While saying “Mommy” or “Daddy” as a first word is almost a certainty, and quite precious, screaming “OH SHIT” in public may not be far behind if you fail to heed my advice. Those little heads full of mush soak up highly emotional words like a pound cake being drenched in rum.
My son was nicknamed “Sailor” for a while because he cussed like one. Before he could go to kindergarten. Because of me. So just don’t cuss.
I cured him by learning to scream “OH BOAT” when, for example, I stubbed my toe and needed to vent. Him yelling “BOAT, BOAT, BOAT,” at the top of his voice, in a grocery store, was considered much more socially acceptable than the previously learned words.
Random thought from yours truly:
The wikileaks guy’s name starts with “ass-” and ends with “-ange.” “Ange” is the French word for “angel.”
QED the wikileaks guy’s name is “Julian Ass-Angel.” (If you’ve ever seen a picture of him, you will know that this seems fitting.)
#14 – P.I.,
Canadians club baby fur seals because their pelts have value. Hippie pelts don’t even make good leather, and the smell never really goes away.