Archive of entries posted on 3rd December 2010

NASA discovers life on Earth

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Hello, I’m Dwayne Brown, NASA’s token black guy. And I’m here to introduce a bunch of white folks who called this news conference to announce that they’ve discovered life on Earth.


Seriously. These crackers here have taken your hard-earned money that your Congressmen gave them and, rather than look for life on Mars or, as some in the media speculated, Saturn’s moon Titan, they went to some lake in California and found microbes.


Hell, you can find all sorts of strange life in California. I mean, it’s freakin’ California! You ever walk the streets of some of those towns?


Tell you what. Let me let these so-called “scientists” tell you themselves about what they’ve wasted your money on. Which one of you wants to go first?
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lolgov – Part the last

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Harvey will be back at IMAO soon. And, you’ll be able to read new lolbama and lolterizt posts when he returns.

While he’s vacationing, I’m offering a poor substitute: lolgov. Which is pretty much an excuse for me to post something lame.

But, on the upside, it did give you the chance to get some of the lol-stuff out of your system. And, as promised, here are the entries that were submitted.

From DamnCat:

From Larsinkima:

From Anniee451:

Returning soon: Harvey’s lolterizt and lolbama. If you have something for him, submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

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