Are Israelis training sharks to attacking Muslims in the Middle East? It’s hard to imagine they aren’t.

Egyptian officials floated the possibility that Israel put deadly sharks in the sea to harm Egyptian tourism. And it makes sense. If I were Israel, the one thing I’d be worried about is Egyptian tourism. And the one way I’d take care of it is trained sharks. We all remember the scene in Jaws where Chief Brody finally got the mayor to face the reality that their summer resort town had been targeted by the Jews.

This all points out another similarity between the primitive, thuggish regimes in the Middle East and the American left: They’re both part of a reality-based community.

So some people are trying to point out that FOX News is biased because they had a memo saying not to use the phrase “public option” and instead say “government option”. This is just another why FOX News is useful because the phrase “public option” is pure liberal messaging — liberal messaging being trying to obscure whatever it is they’re talking about — while “government option” makes sure people know quite accurately that they’re talking about a government run health care plan. So the real story is FOX News was the only one not buying into left-wing, government propaganda and making sure that people accurately know what is going on… again.

And if you watch carefully, there are some other phrases FOX News avoids and instead uses more accurate terms:

OTHER PHRASE REPLACEMENTS FOR FOX NEWS

Instead of “undocumented immigrants” they say “Mexican invaders”.

Instead of “gun control” they say “laws based on hatred of freedom”.

Instead of “pro-choice” they say “lovers of dead babies”.

Instead of “progressives” they say “feces-covered neo-hippies”.

Instead of “international community” they say “foreign weirdos”.

Instead of “Palestine” they say “terrorists contiguous to Israel”.

Instead of “liberal online activists” they say “weird smelling, America-hating basement dwellers”.

Instead of “President Obama” they say “Kenyan born socialist known as Hussein”.

So now Obama can’t even keep his party together with him and they’re revolting on the tax issue. I guess most Democrats just find the idea of some rich person not having more of his money confiscated so abhorrent that they’d rather sink the whole economy than see it happen. Thus I’m actually forced to pin my hopes on Obama to see this tax deal through so I’m not personally out thousands of dollars.

Pay attention to politics right now. You’ll be asked about it when historians are trying to determine when Obama went from FAIL to Epic FAIL.