According to the annual right-wing blog awards at Right Wing News, IMAO is still the 2nd funniest right-wing blog despite my subpar blogging… probably because right-wingers aren’t that funny. I mean, what kind of things do dim-witted prudes like us laugh at? I guess poor people falling down.

Heh. Poor people falling down.

Anyway, according to voting I’m not even close to as funny as Iowahawk, but I am funnier than Ace and his crazed Ewok. Strangely, Jim Treacher didn’t even get a mention; maybe he needs a humorous catch phrase so people know he’s joking. “Wokka wokka!”

Also, Allahpundit was named 4th most annoying right of center blogger, but I like how annoying he is. Someone has to dampen enthusiasm and keep everyone in reality… you just can’t be too mindless about it or you end up as Frum. Then you might as well just die.

A mother is suing McDonald’s for making her kids want to eat there — and apparently she’s a horrible mother and they’re the boss or something. If she wins, I assume the kids will force her to spend all the money on toys. And when the kids are older, they’ll probably keep their mother’s corpse in the attic to keep collecting her social security. That’s what happens to bad mothers: corpse in the attic.

Anyway, this once again demonstrates the need for some remedial freedom as a disturbing number of people don’t seem to get the concept at all. Everyone in the country should have to attend, and if you fail you get fired out of a cannon so that you land in another country (or the ocean). I get to fire Bloomberg.

While I had the DC Trawler platform, I thought I should speak out on a certain issue.

Anyway, Treacher should be back soon with his new knee. It is the official position of IMAO that we wish him well.

House GOP may now require that any legislation specify where in the Constitution it’s authorized. This is will probably confuse Democrats as they thought they were just supposed to grab as much power as they can and try to get liberals in the courts to back them up. And some probably don’t even know the Constitution is an actual document and thought it was just a intangible concept like “humility” or something. I’m guessing, though, they’ll figure it out and just write, “The Commerce Clause” on everything they pass.

Still, maybe they’ll write something like, “This is justified by Article V, Section 2, which states, ‘Congress can pass any legislation if it’s to force lesser people to do what smart people in Congress believe is best.'” This would confirm our suspicions that maybe the Democrats have been using the wrong Constitution this whole time. Then we can give them the correct Constitution, have a good laugh, and then beat them up for good measure.

Crowder travels to Mexico, goes to a green conference, and dances the Charleston for his new video:

It’s not that environmentalist want to kill people, it’s that they don’t care if they kill people. And some of them want to kill people.