Do you know why the colonists protested the Tea Act? Because the King of England was black.
To get more respect, Obama should try wearing a cape.
I was afraid that if Morgan Freeman was dead, the next penguin documentary would be narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.
Little kids can do the same thing over and over without getting bored. It’s like everything to them is Resident Evil 4.
…and changing his name to Bucketheadman.
Wrong. They protested the Tea Act because King George III wore a cape.
Obama would get more respect if he wore a 1960’s Batman suit. He would be the Keyan Krusader. Biden would be just dashing as Robin.
Wait until Buttercup starts singing the same nursery school song over and over and over. Worse than waterboarding.
The Obama White House needs Gilbert Gottfried and Paul Ruebans to be spokesmen. They are both famous for doing what the current administration has done for the last two years.
Frank & Marko – You’re both wrong. They protested the Tea Act because the tea was black.
I’m too busy sitting here drinking coffee and planning my day to comment.
“To get more respect, Obama should try wearing a cape.”
“More” respect? In order to get “more” respect you have to have already earned “some” respect, so unfortunately I must reject your premise.
From Reuters: Three college football players and two others are facing a raft of sexual crime, battery and false imprisonment charges stemming from incidents at a high school in Blackfoot, Idaho, last year, according to court documents.
Yes, there was a Boise St. player and yes there was penetration, but…sigh…there was not a woman involved! Kinda explains the Blue Turf!
Little kids can do the same thing over and over without getting bored.
That’s not an ability unique to little kids. Women can try on shoes all day without getting bored. The same applies to nagging, complaining about men, shopping even when it’s not for shoes, and picking out the color for anything (never enter a paint store if the number of female customers is greater than or equal to the number of people working in the paint store at the time).
Men have this ability, too, when it comes to things like drinking beer, eating pizza, watching the NFL on television, or thinking about sex.
I think Iowa Jim is right about this. For example, I keep reading this blog without getting bored, but I’m not sure the reason fits his prescription about men because beer isn’t discussed here very much. And we certainly don’t talk about sex or pizza, either. And I’m only into football occasionally since my team is the “Seattle Phony Seabirds” and they suck dead fish. So, I’m left wondering: “Why DO I come here over and over?”
I present a list of possible reasons, thusly:
* IMAO supports NO BUGGERING!
* Trolls at IMAO get their heads ripped-off and shoved up their arses!
* IMAO posters and commenters are crazy and say unpredictable things!
* My keyboard is now liquid proof and is sustainable at sites like this.
* My IQ has been declining with age and it takes less to make me laugh.
* Kidney stones will do that to you.
* Beeeeeer.
I did not see that coming.
Sooooo…George the III was an African-Britton, that explains allot.
Gilbert Gottfried says, “AFLAC!”
Dec. 17 – the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party – a good day for not raising our taxes.