Scientists say there may have been a nuclear blast on Mars. Here’s a computer simulations of what that may have looked like:
Mars is red.
For those who say I just took the nuke the moon logo and crudely tinted it red, I don’t need your negativity, so shut up.
Anyway, scientists say it may have been a natural occurrence, but I hope that’s not true. If nature could just nuclear explode at any time, that’s big trouble. Like we could recycle and drive electric cars and build windmills and — BOOM! — nature just nuclear explodes anyway. What a waste of time trying to help the environment if it’s just going to explode.
Of course, maybe it wasn’t natural. Maybe someone — possibly aliens — possibly aliens from space — nuked Mars as a warning. They were like, “This is what we think of the planets in your solar system!” and — BOOM! — they nuked Mars and a warning to everyone in this solar system. That’s why we need to nuke the moon to show we mean business. Then the aliens will be like, “These guys are crazy! They’re nuking their own stuff! Let’s find some other place to abduct people and eat their blood!”
Nukes, dude: Everyone is using them except for us.
So MARS is sitting out there minding it’s own business and then it Nukes itself? I don’t think so! I think MARS is coming for us! It is letting us know that it is so crazy that It has nuked itself and will think nothing of nuking us! Didn’t someone talk about putting astronauts on MARS. Yea, that would have worked out really well. “One step for man…one step for BOOM!!!
Maybe someone took a shot at the Moon, but missed it, and hit Mars instead.
This may explain why the Aliens are keeping a distance. When they came the last time the Venetians nuked the Martians and the aliens were all like, Wow, these people are seriously nuts which probably make their blood sour. So lets go to Andromeda and see if their blood is sweeter.
Nice try Frank or should I say Dr. Who. That’s not a computer simulation but an actual photo you took after you nuked Mars from that Brit phone booth umpteen millon years ago. Tried to us off with the whole “Nuke the Moon” bit. Natural occurance my Aunt Bert! You must be stopped! If not can we have a ride in your phone booth to sometime after 2012?
Tried to throw us off with the whole Nuke the Moon bit. I really should proof read before I post. Hope I’m not that sloppy on Sundays
Duh, it was Marvin the Martian! The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator weapons program had some problems during development.
“Rook out! Marszilla!!!”
I blame tea partiers for enraging martians to nuke themselves. Obviously for their own safety we need tea partiers rounded up into camps and we need new government agencies to watch over and manage them. Oops did I just leak Obama 2012 bumper sticker.
We have a winner!…..’Most Plausible Explanation For Nuclear Explosion On Mars’ Award to……….innominatus!
Actually it was a Martian playing with his new 3DS! His daughter became upset with him for neglect and nuked his ass! Her name was Buttermartian…
These science! people are sooo smart that they get paid to come up with unprovable theories about Mars and they never even noticed it looks just like the moon?
Mars had a Japanese power plant?
It was not aliens. Chuck Norris was offend by the Martians.
innomintus at no. 6 for the win, with EdthePastor for a close second.
All that Nuked Mars picture needs is a stick figure Obama claiming another success like Deepwater Horizon.
Or it might be a celestial confluence resulting from the planetary alignments occurring each 01 April. Which is, by the way, Happy Air Force Day.
Cheers
So, If Frank J, fired a nuke at the moon and missed (a high probablity) how long would his nuke take to reach Mars? I’m just wondering if this was a pre or post Obama stunt? I really liked the whole concept of nuking the moon and such, but I didn’t factor in that Frank would miss! Now I’m really disheartened because there is now no plan for world peace and we are all doomed. Way to go Frank J! Buttercup, if you are reading this, punch your daddy in the eye!
Well, when you put Sheila Jackson Lee in charge of the “Nuke The Moon” project, that’s what happens.
All your nuked planets are belong to us!!
I don’t know why I said that.
This just in…you can’t play 3DS for over 30 minutes without getting a splitting headache and one of your eyes falling out and rolling across the floor where the dog will wolf it down! No wonder Frank missed the moon. 3DS is totally ghey!
Bush did it.
The only reason the moon hasn’t caught one is because there’s a whiney
dorkDonk in office.You’re missing out on an important implication here. If Mars can nuke itself the in same way a young child might wet his pants, then there’s only one way to prove that the United States nuked the moon instead of the moon appearing to nuking itself. Yes, I speak of Nuke the Moon T-shirts. Without them, it’ll be impossible to prove premeditation on our part. Without premeditation, there is no implied insanity, and without the implied insanity, there is no international intimidation. Thus, Nuke the Moon T-shirts are the lynch pin of our national defense.