With all the talk (and it’s mostly talk) about Obama’s Job Bill, it seems we’re forgetting about the current jobs program that’s underway: the TSA.
While the Transportation Security Administration was created under a law signed by President George W. Bush, it has really taken off with Obama’s flunkies in charge.
I won’t go into great detail why the TSA was a bad idea to begin — does anyone really think anyone could have hijacked a planeload of Americans after 9/11? — I will say that if it’s possible to make a bad idea worse, a Democrat can do it. And a liberal Democrat can up the ante. And when you get moonbat crazy Democrats like Obama, Holder, and Napolitano overseeing things, you’re going to find out what government overreach really is.
And they’re reaching for your crotch. And boobies. And your kids.
Well, now, the TSA has decided it won’t fondle your children. Not as much, anyway:
Children 12 years old and younger soon will no longer be required to remove their shoes at airport security checkpoints, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told Congress on Tuesday. The policy also includes other ways to screen young children without resorting to a pat-down that involves touching private areas on the body.
Those heading into puberty are still up for groping.
What this means is the TSA won’t be the prefect job for child molesters.
We’re going to have to wait until they pass the Obama Jobs Bill to see what new opportunity child molesters will have.
“Calling it your job don’t make it right, Boss”
If Napolitano were smart, she’d start looking for another job now and quietly walk away from being associated with Obama.
HA! A 13 year old is big enough to bust you in the mouth and too young to be given more than a slap on the wrist! I’m just sayin’…
It’s a good thing I didn’t have to fly with a child that I know. I would be in jail and a TSA agent would be on Disability for a long time!!!
Cat – I never thought of that! How cool would that be! Everyone should be teaching their 13 year olds the old nad grab and twist! The kid can say, “you touched mine, now I get to touch yours”!
In honor of our Founding Father (Frank J.), all children should be taught the “Musket to the Junk” technique.
TSA has opened new employment possibiltys for a B. Frank and a B. Clinton when they retire from their current activitys. They have ale=ready trained with pages and interns.
ATTACK WATCH!
ATTACK THE WATCH!
WATCH THE ATTACK!
WHATCHU WATCHIN?
THE ATTACK!
WATCH!
Somebody needs to write-up sumpin on this latest crazy.
After much research and discussion, it was decided that girls under the age of 12 don’t have breasts to fondle, so they will no longer be groped by the TSA agents.
I have dared my 14 year old daughter to scream loudly and shout “STRANGER DANGER!” if anyone tries to pat her down at an airport. I’m pretty sure she will do it. We recently got her STAR testing results back, and she scored 100% on the part of the test dealing with the US Constitution and history of the Revolutionary War, despite really, really hating history as a subject. The best part is, when she is traveling on planes, it is nearly always with my ex-husband, her dad, a squishy liberal. He will be mortified. (As he is when she constantly wins political arguments with him by the underhanded use of facts and logic. He always resorts to the favorite liberal comeback – a personal attack. Since he can’t attack his own little girl, he says, “You listen to your mother too much.”)
“Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it in summer school.”
– Buffy Summers –
I just sent my first report on AttackWatch! I identified the attacker as “reality” (see below):
Reality. Every day, facts and truth – you know, reality – expose Obama as the SCOAMF he is. Our first Affirmative Action President wasn’t designed to cope with the Real World. Save him! Isn’t there a rainbow unicorn somewhere for him to hide behind?
I urge all of you to report similar attacks. It is very satisfying. (I will let you know when the IRS audit letter arrives.)
What, no post on IMAO about “AttackWatch” yet? I’m disappointed.
However, bonus points to DamnCat for a Buffy The Vampire Slayer reference.
Wow, apparently Crabby Old Bat and I had the same thought at the exact same time.
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag Basil! Now I had better go work on my resume.
What is the bag limits on cats?
Are cats good when marinated in chile sauce and garlic?
If you are marinating a live cat, does the tsa still get to grope it?
Can you get a better ticket price if you travel with friends and receive a group grope?
Plenty – for future reference, we prefer tonnato sauce.
If the pat downs are completely random, do both the Siamese twins get groped or just one selected by chance?
If Attack Watch tracks you down as an “Evil Doer”, they send Janet out to grab your Wiener! LAME!
@Dohtimes,
If they happen to be Muslim, then neither Siamese twin will get groped.
No matter how much they beg.
What if the Siamese Muslims have pet Siamese goats, then what?
Jimmy – then they have an orgy.
Since the groping policy was adopted by the TSA, has ANYTHING been found that would justify continuing the policy?
Not just explosives or hidden weapons that might be used in a terrorist attack, but drugs, bootlegged DVDs, exotic animals… anything?