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  1. I’m sure glad you don’t use feces in your art, Frank.

    Speaking of painting with words, I created this word cloud based on your interview:

    Obama portrayal grasp paint intellectual unimportant focus messy greatest humanity you know basically difference better God realize sculpt words impossible summarize aspect attribute success Mona Lisa.

    Stunningly mellifluous, Frank.

  2. As an actual chick magnet and super stud (I have no off switch), and who can blame them they are just flesh and blood…I am hereby offering to become your alter ego! You write the witty funny and I shall present it and through my good looks and natural Romeoness, we will have the wenches clamoring at the door, ma boy! I’ll just take a small percentage…like the OWS protesters % they feel they are part of! I’ll be waiting by my phone which should ring any minute…still waiting…waiting…hey Frank?

  3. Because that is how normal people pronounce IMAO, Anna. Animals, too. In fact, legend has it that pronouncing IMAO.US is why we have a certain DamnCat roaming these hallowed halls.

    The real question is, how do YOU pronounce IMAO, Anna? i-mayo? pft. Apple Mayonnaise sounds disgusting and if that is the best you can do then I rest my case.

  4. What an awesome position to be in where extra “you know”s are interpreted as meta Obamedy. What a cushy way to break into the scene. Settle the tie, Frank — was it intentional? It is interesting that they were kind of clustered, you know? And with a few minor tweaks here and, you know, there, I think you could absolutely be a commentator on, you know, Fox News and such.

  5. I see this book being made into a movie…Morgan Freeman as our beloved Fuhrer Obama (he’s used to playing god anyway), RuPaul as Moochelle Eva Braun Obama (He’ll have to go a few weeks without shaving and gain 80 lbs to make it work though), a couple of really ugly midgets to play the Obama brats, and the Jabba the Hutt puppet as Michael Moore.

  6. I’ve been saying: “eye-em-ay-oh” instead of “eye-mau”. The latter sounds like a rejected name for an Apple® product.

    Eagerly awaiting future titles like “Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is a galactic genius” and “Nancy Pelosi is an ethically-pure natural beauty”

  7. Fly, I think DamnCat pronounces it “I-MEOW.”

    And General Zod, you are an inspiration! More possible titles for awesome Frank J. books:

    “The Second Greatest President In The History Of Everything Before Obama – Or Why They Named A Submarine After President Jimmy Carter”

    “Everything You Didn’t Want To Know About Barney Frank’s Hot Dog Company* (*But mistakenly asked)”

    “They Blew Up Congress And No One Noticed”

    “Not Not Not Not Not Romney!!”

  8. Just how many of your books are being bought by people who actually believe it? You are just way too convincing… I know people who would agree with you! You are just too darn scary real! It totally creeps me out!!!

    In other wonderings: What gives with the tilted picture frame behind you? “Why is it tilted”? What IS that thing anyway?

  9. You know, Frank you know that public speaking or almost public speaking is a not easy thingy. Mock the One for the use of his telapromptor will you now? Crap I’m sounding like Yoda. Let your hair grow long and get some rhythm going or use sock puppets next time

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