Did you miss the sale? Obama was on sale yesterday.
Why?
There are several possible reasons. One is: Barack Obama is racist.
After all, it was on Black Friday that they put a black man on sale. That’s gotta be racist, right?
There’s another reason: It’s a going-out-of-business sale.
That’s the one I’m banking on.
So, don’t worry. If you missed getting a discount on Barack Obama merchandise, you’ll get another chance. Come November, they’ll start marking down stuff to ridiculously low prices. Because, by January 20, 2013, everything must go.
Obama is always on sale – just ask SEIU.
I looked, but I just couldn’t find anything to suit my fancy, or to suit anything else for that matter.
He’s got a good selection of golf accessories: Surprise! Several pet items, but even dogs don’t have that much shame, and it’s a fair bet that not even tuna could entice DamnCat to wear an Obama collar.
How ’bout Obama poop bags? We who scoop poop carry our bags as a badge of honor as responsible dog owners — what a better way to show that we are also responsible citizens with our Obama bags full of crap.
Yeah Burma, I checked out the stuff too, it all looked like cheap made in China junk so I too passed. Although I did come close to buying the Joe Biden can holder just incase it should someday become a rare (and valuable) collectors item.
DamnCat wears no one’s collar!
But I hear that the Obama dog collar is very popular attire among the White House press pool.
When you mark down manure by 10 percent, it’s still manure…just less expensive manure.
The OWS folks could use the material to make quilts to keep warm as their protest goes into its second year.
But that would mean they’d have to learn to sew, which is a useful skill, and therefore not likely to happen.
Oh well, bonfire anyone?