* So a D.C. court upheld Obama’s health care law. The opinion was basically, “Yeah, it infringes on personal liberty but, eh, that happens.” Maybe we need to add something to the Constitution that emphasizes that individual liberty is important… like some sort of rights bill.
* A U.N agency says that Iran’s nuclear program raises “serious concerns.” Serious concerns about what? Oh yeah: Them nuking stuff. That is kind of serious. Of course, no one takes me seriously when I suggest nuking the moon. I can’t tell you how many classified Pentagon meetings I’ve been laughed out of. “Aren’t you just one of the caterers?” they always say. And they never compliment the muffins I made.
* Did you know there are elections on odd numbered years? I sure didn’t. Apparently there was some pro-union victory in Ohio. Why do we still have unions? I thought we traded in the concept of using corrupt union bosses to keep your jobs for the concept of just being good at your job. Should I be in a union? Have I been good at my job all this time to no purpose?
* A rugby players had a stroke and turned gay. So that’s a warning sign to look for. You may think if you’re having a stroke you’d be feeling miserable, but you may in fact instead feel fabulous.
* The federal government is going to test its emergency broadcast system today which will allow it to interrupt any broadcast with an annoying beep — so way better than getting your show interrupted for an Obama speech.