What Frank Is Up To

I’m going to be on the Michael Medved Show today. I was told between 4pm and 5pm ET. I don’t know if that means I’m on the whole hour, which would be trouble since the entirety of my knowledge plus padding is only gets you about twenty minutes.

Sorry about not having much news commentary this week, but all this stuff distracts and the radio interviews make me super nervous. I’ll get back to it next week — though Thanksgiving is that week so not the whole week.

Anyway, here’s Crowder with Occupy Wall Street’s greatest hits if you want something to do:

UPDATE: The Michael Medved show was a ton of fun. He had me play it straight — like my book is serious — and argue Obama’s greatness with callers. Hopefully I can get some audio from it to put up later because I think it turned out pretty funny. Thanks again to Medved for having me on his show!

Random Thoughts

For having a top 100 book, SarahK is taking me to see the Twilight movie tomorrow. If I make top ten, I get to stay home.

So what was the big OWS thing yesterday? Did they finally figure out what their movement is about?

It looks like I’m going to be on the Michael Medved Show today.

Man, I thought I was done with nerve-racking radio interviews, but because I’m so awesome I have a bunch more scheduled.

It would be kind of funny if Obama was replaced by the one time Emmanuel Goldstein to the left, Newt Gingrich.

Watching your Amazon ranking is stressful. I suddenly dropped seven places and now I’m freaking out. That’s it, Frank, you hit the high point of your life and now it’s over!

Don’t tell me to calm down when there is a red down arrow next to my book!

Everyone hates hippies. If you don’t hate hippies, you are one. And I hate you.

Why did Medved put me down for a whole hour tomorrow? You take the entirety of my knowledge, plus padding, and you have 20 minutes tops.

I’m sorry I ever made fun of your teleprompter, Obama. Someone just give me one and tell me what to say when I’m in front of an audience.

BTW, if you need more funny after my book, read the webcomics Axe Cop and Bearmageddon. If you’re awesome, you’ll love them.