lolbama! Part 76

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

From Arik:

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From Kris:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

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From Kris:

From Larsinkima:

From Larsinkima:

From Les of Brick Moon:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Kris:

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From Kris:

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From KT:

From Raving Lunatic:

From Raving Lunatic:

From Raving Lunatic:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Definitely Kris, but I’m not sure whether for the 18 year old Simpson’s reference, or the 61 year old Bugs Bunny reference (well, technically the 63 year old Bogart reference)

What say you?


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Obama’s New Promises for 2012 Campaign

If for some reason you want something else to read than “Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything“, I have a new piece up at Townhall on what Obama’s new promises will be for the 2012 campaign. Exciting!

More Book Stuff

I will be on the Jay Thomas show at 4:30pm ET today.

I will be on Central Wisconsin’s Morning News… I think tomorrow. Not sure what time. I’ll give you more info when I have it. UPDATE: The interview will air Thursday.

Radio makes me super nervous. Wish me luck.

Nuke the News: BUY MY BOOK!

Buy my book!

Buy My Book!

BUY MY BOOK!

“Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything” is out now. There is no other news. Go buy it, download it, and read it. Right now!

Click on the image now and go buy it. Only $1.99!

If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download an app for your tablet PC or smart phone. Or you can just read it in browser off of Amazon. Or you can buy it in another format such as for Nook or iBooks (link to other formats here). There is no excuse. You have two dollars for it. Buy it now. If you need more convincing, here’s a little write up I did on why on wrote the book.

And if you enjoyed the book, go write an Amazon review. If you didn’t enjoy the book, keep that to yourself because the people most likely not to get my humor are pedophiles.

So go buy the book and read and tell me your favorite parts in the comments. And then tell everyone else to go buy it. I need to sell lots of copies so Buttercup can know her father is a big time author and finally respect him.

Her daddy needs money to buy her more hats.

So, what are you waiting for? Go buy, download, read, laugh! And tell everyone!

Random Thoughts

Will today be on the Jay Thomas Show on Sirius-XM. Wonder what that will be like, as I don’t think he’s a conservative.

Wish I knew how not to be so terrified of radio interviews. I’m thinking I’ll just make myself a list of talking points.

I know I’m going to pull a total Rick Perry. I’ve done it before.

Let’s see, what will be my talking points for my book…

Main point: My book is very funny.

Other point: It’s only $1.99. Don’t pretend you don’t have a spare two dollars.

Talking Point 3: It’s a digital book, which makes it fun to read while wearing a Tron costume.

Talking Point 4: There’s $2.50 of funny in it, so that’s nearly 25% more funny for free.

Talking Point 5: A portion of every book sold goes to buying my one-year-old daughter, Buttercup, cute hats.

BABIES NEED LOTS OF HATS!

Talking Point 6: Only book about Obama to reference Snarf from Thundercats.

Talking Point 7: I’ll digitally sign your copy for free. That’s right – I’ll use my personal private key to encrypt a hash of your book.

I’m shopping around a screenplay about a rogue criminal who plays by the rules.

BUY MY BOOK!