“Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything” is out now. There is no other news. Go buy it, download it, and read it. Right now!
Click on the image now and go buy it. Only $1.99!
If you don’t have a Kindle, you can download an app for your tablet PC or smart phone. Or you can just read it in browser off of Amazon. Or you can buy it in another format such as for Nook or iBooks (link to other formats here). There is no excuse. You have two dollars for it. Buy it now. If you need more convincing, here’s a little write up I did on why on wrote the book.
And if you enjoyed the book, go write an Amazon review. If you didn’t enjoy the book, keep that to yourself because the people most likely not to get my humor are pedophiles.
So go buy the book and read and tell me your favorite parts in the comments. And then tell everyone else to go buy it. I need to sell lots of copies so Buttercup can know her father is a big time author and finally respect him.
Her daddy needs money to buy her more hats.
So, what are you waiting for? Go buy, download, read, laugh! And tell everyone!
She is one good-lookin’ human bean! And, she’s got her Daddy’s crazy smirk!
Came for the Jay Sherman reference. Didn’t leave disappointed.
To celebrate the release of Frank’s book, which I bought, the New York Police and SWAT went into Zucotti Park and face punched a bunch of hippies. What more could Frank ask for than celebratory hippie punching?
As a faithful reader since 2004 and as you give me a lot of inspiration for my blog, I bought your book! But I was ripped off! It costed me 2,89 euros (yes I am French, please don’t hold that against me, I am a real right wing nut nonetheless). So I hope it contains at least 3 euros worth of the funny in it.
[It has 3.2 euros worth of funny in it, guaranteed! -Ed.]
Hey, you mind if I wait until I get home to read it? I’m busy earning my next $1.99 for the sequel: “Romney! The Musical.”
I am reading Frank’s book, which I bought. This should get Buttercup plenty of funny hats, and Sarah a few more .44 magnums. Frank deserves much acclaim for his book, which I bought. By the way, did I mwntion I bought Frank’s book?
Nah. No credit card- I’ll be stealing my copy. 🙂 Sorry! Maybe someone I talk to about it WILL have a credit card and will buy a copy.
i was really hoping for a pop-up book 🙁
Good gosh! I’ve only had time to read the first paragraph, but d*mn, that was at least $0.25 of funny…hence:
1) Buy Frank’s book.
2) ???
3) Profit!
I bought it. It better be good or else I will… probably do nothing and keep reading your blog, but you will have to live with the knowledge that you had $2 of ill-gotten gains.
Bought the book (arrived at 0530), read the book (finished it at 0720), posted the second (Darn you Antonio D. Hernandez of Pheonix) 5 star review at Amazon.
It was very, very good.
Hey Brian Reno @ #7 above, you don’t need a credit card to read Frank’s e-book, just go into a store that sells amazon gift cards, itunes, etc. and pay cash for the amount you want to spend. Then go on amazon’s website and punch in the code on the card.
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I bought the book to make up for the fact that I have been stealing FB statuses from your blog for some time now. I used to attribute them to you, but after a while I figured that anyone not smart enough to click to the original source deserves to believe I am brilliant and witty. If you see a really nice Buttercup hat that you can’t afford let me know, and I will buy 10 more.
I bought the book, left a positive review on amazon, and still didn’t get a personal invite into the Frank J. Fan Club. Good funny book, by the way.
island girl- hey thanx! now i can give frank two dollars, thus preventing a “better off dead”-style collection via stalking! 🙂
“Her daddy needs money to buy her more hats.”
Aahh, the old collect money to buy hats for children, then have grandma make them for free scam. Not cool.
I was going to complain that I didn’t have $2 to spend on silly books (only serious books!), but then I noticed something about hats.
I guess if the cause is hats for babies, I have to pony up.
Okay, I have never bought anything in iTunes.
I searched for Obama and Frank J. Fleming and turned up nothing.
How do I find/download this book so I can ingest it’s yummy goodness?
Sincerely,
Old Guy
In iTunes, natch
Figured it out. I needed to download the Kindle app for my iphone, then link it to my amazon account (the app guides you to do this). Then, click and buy.
Uhh, did u really make an “its for the children” impassioned plea here?
…tsk.
(I’m purchasing the book anyways, mind u.)
Did I mention that I PRE-ORDERED the book, so that I got it at 9:00 Monday here on the West Coast? I read it first, nyaah, nyaah. Five stars, of course, because Buttercup needs hats. (I’m glad there is no longer any pretense that the money is going to be used to finance a worse-than-useless college education. Why pay to make a hippie when you can just throw her out of your basement and get a hippie for free?)
Neither grandma crochets.
Every time a hippie gets punched in the face, baby Jesus smiles.
If I’d paid more money, would I have gotten a longer book?
(like the Chronicles of Dubya, Volume II?)
Still, it certainly contained an honest $1.99 of chuckles, and it finally inspired me to get with the 21st century and download the Kindle app, so it’s all good.
Ok! Golly geeI’, I’ii pony up 2 large! Noe everyone go punch a hippie for Buttercup!
A “smiling man with a knife that we’re a little bit scared of” was worth $1.99 by its self! I can’t wait to get to the funny part! No, seriously, this book is too good to read all at once. By the way, instead of buying a bunch of $1.99 hats for the kid you could add up the money from the sales and get just a few better, more expensive hats. Not that the $1.99 hats aren’t good hats, but…
Since most of us bought your book, you now owe us a slide show of Buttercup in all her cute hats.
I bought the book because I love the little hat wearing Buttercup. And I do crochet. Just not recently. Nor well.
Boy, some of those Amazon reviews are like a musket to the crochet! And I quote, “At $1.99 there is absolutely no reason to buy this book and treat yourself to a hearty chuckle or two.” That’s pretty harsh. What kind of heartless monster is impervious to Buttercup’s magnum pose? Well, all heartless monsters, I guess.
The line about Disney woodland creatures flitting about 0bama and singing happily made me laugh so hard I choked up the lutefisk I was eating. No, wait, just eating lutefisk makes me choke. Uh, it was that other funny line, where was it…