I will be on the Jay Thomas show at 4:30pm ET today.
I will be on Central Wisconsin’s Morning News… I think tomorrow. Not sure what time. I’ll give you more info when I have it. UPDATE: The interview will air Thursday.
Radio makes me super nervous. Wish me luck.
Break a leg Frnak! (Preferably one belonging to a stinkin’ hippy)
Fullproof:
1) Go in a private place away from all.
2) Get on your knees.
3) Pray to God in earnest to take away your fears (people judging you, etc.)
4) Use the full force of your soul and connect with God while praying.
5) Then go do your task at hand, knowing full well God is with you, helping you to say and do the right thing. Plus you are helping others when connected to God ! A total winner !
No gum chewing.
Just be who you are. Goofy!
(Hey, that is NOT criticism! My kids know exactly how silly/goofy I can be.)
Just go into the interview in a good mood with your tongue in your cheek.
We’re just full of it, Frank. (Advice, that is. It’s because we love your blog.)
And just remember, Jay Thomas is a jerk and a hypocrite. But he’s better than Bill Maher.
@Mxymaster,
Wow, you’ve set the bar pretty low there. Even some of the MSNBC wackjobs may be “better than Bill Maher.”
You know, if the IMAO podcast was still around, you’d have plenty of experience by now…
We know Frank has hit the big time because his site has an ad for single muslims. And remember Sarah and Buttercup are backing you on your radio interviews, so all is right. And God is there for you, too. with that triple combo, you gotta do good.
Central Wisconsin News Network?
Please tell me the host is named Badger Bob Ehrlich.
WRT – Son of Bob @ #6:
Quick thought experiment – who is worse than Bill Maher?
I came up with:
Rapists, child molesters and genocidal dictators and then got stumped.
Now now don’t be so down on genocidal dictators.
Just make sure you don’t forget which three federal agencies you would get rid of.
Sirius 104… had to look it up.
Try imagining that the person you are talking to is in their underwear – and is Miss Venezuela.
Fart jokes. everyone loves fart jokes.
Not the National Morning News. Not the Midwest Morning News. Not even the Wisconsin Statewide Morning News. The Central Wisconsin Morning News. Wow.
There may be only four years left until your Presidential campaign. (Hopefully, eight years, when we elect a non-idiot this year). You need to ramp up your coverage a little faster.
Just remember Frnak, you are not just doing an interview for you, but for all of us here at IMAO. Don’t be an obama and user er, uh, and let me be perfectly clears.
If youse wants, we cans hire Guido to stands behind youse and make sure you don’t blow it!
Just for Frank’s book, I decided to learn to read!
/jojo biden
Good Luck, Frank!
(btw, Luck is non-causal, so it’s okay if my wish is after the fact. I am entirely serious — it is non-causal.)
Will there be sound bites?
Be nice if the interview was recorded and distributed
AS A PODCAST !!!
Goodluck
No sale. The publisher shows places to buy it from but they break down into two groups, walled gardens and broken.
Amazon and B&N only sell into their own closed ecosystems. Kobo doesn’t even show your book when following the link in, instead showing unrelated items apparently from a search on ‘Obama.’ But have no fear, they will be just like Amazon and B&N. Ebooks.com displays a 404 page while powells says they are out of stock. On a eBook. Sony says they can’t find it.
This is why I don’t like eBooks btw: Far more trouble than they are worth. Add in the ephemeral nature of DRM locked content further reducing the value and screw it, put it on dead trees or sell it like O’Reilly & Baen do, unencumbered and in multiple formats.
First off, allow me to be the 19,835th to say congratulations on the book. I don’t have a Kindle, Fire, iPad or JULY IV MDCCLXXVI tablet, but I may be tempted to buy one just to read Frank’s witticisms. Besides, I think this eBook thing may be a wave of the future. And this whole internet thing just might take off.
Next, Frank and I now have something in common. Or at least one more thing in common. So here’s an IMAO exclusive: I met Jay Thomas back in the 1980s, before he made it big on Cheers. I’d say “worked with” Jay Thomas, but not very apt since he was the “afternoon drive DJ” and I was the guy working the request lines. So, roughly, we worked together the way the Steelers’ locker room attendant works with Troy Palamalu. But, 30 years apart, Frank and I now have cemented a Jay Thomas bond that is thicker than Meghan McCain’s knowledge of the Russian Revolution of 1917.
Finally, (and no comment post from me here is complete without gratuitous use of
strikeoutattempted humorthe letter “Z”), radio is no big thang. Unlike, say, a 1950s TV quiz show (the letter “Z” is now used), no one can see you sweat. Like a 1950s TV quiz show, the questions are friendly, known in advance and you get$50,000 just for showing upgood feelings from being lobbed softballs even the blind old man on Carnivale could smack into McCovey Cove.Congrats on your success.
Razor