* New New York Post column! This one is on the absolute worst example of the wealthiest 1%: Uncle Sam.

If you want a good example of income inequality, compare him to your average billionaire.

* They finally broke up the Occupy Wall Street Obamaville in Zuccotti Park. They can still stay, but no more setting up tents and camping. So now they’ll have to live like regular homeless people instead of the fanciest 1% of homeless.

* Someone took at shot at the White House. Ends up he’s a crazy person, which makes sense as you’d have to be pretty crazy to think shooting the president helps things. If someone shot the president, wouldn’t that be the absolute worst thing ever to conservatives? I mean, I guess it would be pretty bad to Obama too, but it would be horrible for conservatives. As long as the guy had once visited FOXNews.com on his computer, they’d paint him as a right-winger and then the media would all be like, “See! Republicans couldn’t stand a black president being so awesome!” And, feeling so bad about Obama, we wouldn’t be in the mood to strike back. It would be awful. So don’t shoot the president!

* Obama told a bunch of CEOs that they’re “lazy”. Isn’t it awful how we’re always disappointing Obama? Unemployment would be 4% and the economy skyrocketing if we were all just better Americans who worked as hard as him. Maybe it’s unfair to keep him as president just so he can keep being disappointed in us.

* “Let’s have a seance this afternoon and ask al-Awlaki if he would’ve preferred waterboarding. I’m pretty sure I know the answer.” –Dennis Miller

* BTW, I still want you to buy my book. Have you bought it? Have you read it? Have you written a great review of it at Amazon or Barnes & Noble? If not, do so now! It is your duty, ronin! I’ve gotten close, but I still haven’t beaten Bill Maher’s book to become the number one political humor book on Amazon. I guess then I could set my sites on beating Kelly from the Office’s book and being the number one humor book, but, come on, she’s Kelly from the Office; that would just be insanely ambitious.