So is everyone reading my book right now? What do you mean you have to work today? Didn’t you tell them my book was out?
People only think Mark Twain is smart because he uses Einstein’s stylist.
I would also like to register my unhappiness at Community being benched.
It’s always a red flag if you really have to think about the question “Are you attracted to young boys?”

Hey oh, that was weird. Said Sandusky, “I love three things: football, a nice round of golf and um, I forget the third thing.
But I was cheering him on with every publc statement he made. He is a prosecuter’s dream:
– “Yes I was in the locker room shower — the scene of the alleged crime — with the victim.
– “Yes the alleged victim and I were both naked.”
– “Yes, I was participating in inappropriate conduct with the alleged victim.”
Said the prosecutor, “Well, my job is almost done here. Time for lunch. Mmmmm, bacon.”
“It’s always a red flag if you really have to think about the question ‘Are you attracted to young boys?'”
I’ll tell you what’s even more dangerous. Barney Frank doesn’t have to think about the question.
To be fair, the questioner did not specify how young.
Einstein and Twain can’t hold a candle to Don King.
I wish my review of Frank’s book had been funnier. I’ll leave the humor to the experts, and the hippie face punchung to myself. hippie face punching is fun. Just ask the New York cops.
Oh, and Sandusky looks like a creepy hippie to me.
He’s trying to beat the rap by claiming that he has an incompetent attorney.
Is it too late for Sandusky to donate to the Obama campaign? That seems to make legal trouble go away.
Speaking of Sandusky, I’m happy the media is focusing on him as the real villain.
What’s that? They’re still focusing on Joe Paterno instead of Sandusky, Curley, or Schultz because they’re all sensationalistic buffoons who have to drive stories to make profits – even if those stories are used against the profit motive?