* New New York Post column! This one is on the absolute worst example of the wealthiest 1%: Uncle Sam.
If you want a good example of income inequality, compare him to your average billionaire.
* They finally broke up the Occupy Wall Street Obamaville in Zuccotti Park. They can still stay, but no more setting up tents and camping. So now they’ll have to live like regular homeless people instead of the fanciest 1% of homeless.
* Someone took at shot at the White House. Ends up he’s a crazy person, which makes sense as you’d have to be pretty crazy to think shooting the president helps things. If someone shot the president, wouldn’t that be the absolute worst thing ever to conservatives? I mean, I guess it would be pretty bad to Obama too, but it would be horrible for conservatives. As long as the guy had once visited FOXNews.com on his computer, they’d paint him as a right-winger and then the media would all be like, “See! Republicans couldn’t stand a black president being so awesome!” And, feeling so bad about Obama, we wouldn’t be in the mood to strike back. It would be awful. So don’t shoot the president!
* Obama told a bunch of CEOs that they’re “lazy”. Isn’t it awful how we’re always disappointing Obama? Unemployment would be 4% and the economy skyrocketing if we were all just better Americans who worked as hard as him. Maybe it’s unfair to keep him as president just so he can keep being disappointed in us.
* “Let’s have a seance this afternoon and ask al-Awlaki if he would’ve preferred waterboarding. I’m pretty sure I know the answer.” –Dennis Miller
* BTW, I still want you to buy my book
Don’t forget the worst part about if Obama was killed. President Joe Bidden. See It sends chills down your spine doesn’t it. That’s why we need to protect Obama at all cost.
The worst thing about shooting Obama is that Biden would become president. Yes, strange as it sounds, we should all be willing to take a bullet for Obama.
@ Matt glad to see we’re on the same page 🙂
Frank! Dude!
According to Amazon, you’re ahead of P.J. O’Rourke in Political Humor.
P.J. O’-freakin’-Rourke!!!!
Over at HA they mused that maybe the media had learned their lesson about jumping to paint the shooter as a right winger. I contend that is not the case, but that they’ve painted themselves into a PC corner. Since the suspect is Hispanic, they can’t paint him as a right-wing conservo-republi-nazi, as that would be admitting there are minorities on the right. Ergo, he’s just a crazy person.
Not to mention Michelle working her grief for political gain harder than Cindy Sheehan and the Jersey Widows combined. Most unseemly.
Unemployment would be 4% and the economy skyrocketing if we were all just better Americans who worked as hard as him.
That should read, “who worked as hard as him on his golf game.
President Biden ??!!! No way. KEEP OBAMA ALIVE !!!!!
Biden’s swearing ceremony would be a real swearing in ceremony, with real swearing.
I’ve done my part to support Frank’s most awesome and funny book. Now it’s ya’ll’s turn. Frank deserves it.
The Zucotti Park raid videos has some fine comedy. I like the part where the hippies whined about losing the People’s Library. Never seen anyone so emotional over Hop on Pop and Green Eggs and Ham.
Not just that, Storm, but “The Giving Tree.” They’re really upset about losing that book. They like it when those of us with real jobs play the tree.
♫ I shot the White House ♫ but I did not shoot the President. ♫
Your book still has better reviews than Bill what’s his name.
Don’t forget the Rainbow Fish, a fine liberal tome.
Kelly from The Office has a book out? Sorry Frank, I only have so much book money.
Well the ‘AttackWatch’ Secret Service are searching OccupyDC (Obamaville a few dim lights from the WhiteHouse) for their shooting suspect.
Be on the lookout for a disgruntled mentally unstable Male, Tatooed, with a history of Drug use and Domestic Violence. With the crowd at ObamavilleDC, that should be easy to spot, no way that feller could blend in.
New York’s finest is a law enforcement organization that doesn’t need my help, or help from anyone else for that matter. Their assault on the hippies was textbook with intelligence gathering, training, strategic and operational planning and possibly most important of all, superb operational secrecy.
Hats off to ya, NYPD.
Frank, you have a book out? Since when? Why didn’t you tell us about this?
FrankJ, have you been asking your shrink to read your columns? I detect a disturbing trend. A couple of days ago, you mentioned in an editorial: “Operation Butterball” and then in this latest column, you assign Buttercup’s royal title to Uncle Sam. You must admit that you need help before you can get better!
I find it interesting that Ortega-Hernandez has ties to Idaho. Is there any significance to this, or am I wandering into ‘conspiracy theory’ territory?
“The suspect has a record of arrests in Idaho, Utah and Texas . . .” HA!! Red states all! How many times must the media warn you about the dangerous lunacy of flyover residents?! Your only hope is to impose federal gun control on every state right the hell now. (The Commerce Clause trumps the Second Amendment, easily. It is the only operative part of the Constitution, apart from the Penumbra granting women the unfettered right to kill their unborn, and the sexually dysfunctional the right to define “marriage” as the legal normalization of deviant – yeah, I said it! – sexual attraction.)
How many more windows reinforced with ballistic glass must be lost before you come to your senses and repudiate freedom? (Again, apart from unfettered sexual license, and the freedom to choose any college major that suits your creative fancy without fear of being held accountable for your own d@mn student loans.)
Fine….I bought it…but only for the same reason I read your NY Post column…which is to keep buttercup in the style she has become accustomed to.
I don’t believe that guy who shot at the White House was trying to shoot Obama, seeing as how Obama is on an island in the middle of the Pacific. But they may want to check and see if his high powered rifle was from the Fast and Furious collection that Obama gave to Mexican terrorists. That would be ironic.
Does the hyphen in Al-Awlaki mean that Al is (was) his maiden name?
I would like to get Frank’s book but I think I’ll wait until it comes out in paper back.
Why is Obama complaining about lazy people?? If it wasn’t for all the lazy welfare leeches, he never would have “won” the “election”.
Definition of insanity (revised edition): Paying people to be lazy and allowing them to vote.
I guess it’s a good thing he was in Asia when someone tried to shoot him…..
And to all you raaaaaaacist people who said he was stupid for walking into a window, obviously, he was just testing it to make sure it’s really bullet proof. I guess it is, oh well.
“Obama” is STILL not a word as far as Firefox is concerned, I’m surprised they haven’t been arrested.
I currently have the least helpful review on Frank’s book according to amazon users. Right now only 4 of 7 have found it helpful. Does that get me some kind of award?
@Hippie punchomatic: Your review would have been more helpful to me if you hadn’t written it in Esperanto. You’ve obviously been letting those hippies plead for mercy before you punch them, and it has affected your ability to communicate clearly.
HP5K – Those 3 that didn’t find you helpful were hippies. It’s all good.
#24 – Hippie punchomatic 5000,
I don’t even remember reading your review, but thanks for being helpful.