For having a top 100 book, SarahK is taking me to see the Twilight movie tomorrow. If I make top ten, I get to stay home.
So what was the big OWS thing yesterday? Did they finally figure out what their movement is about?
It looks like I’m going to be on the Michael Medved Show today.
Man, I thought I was done with nerve-racking radio interviews, but because I’m so awesome I have a bunch more scheduled.
It would be kind of funny if Obama was replaced by the one time Emmanuel Goldstein to the left, Newt Gingrich.
Watching your Amazon ranking is stressful. I suddenly dropped seven places and now I’m freaking out. That’s it, Frank, you hit the high point of your life and now it’s over!
Don’t tell me to calm down when there is a red down arrow next to my book!
Everyone hates hippies. If you don’t hate hippies, you are one. And I hate you.
Why did Medved put me down for a whole hour tomorrow? You take the entirety of my knowledge, plus padding, and you have 20 minutes tops.
I’m sorry I ever made fun of your teleprompter, Obama. Someone just give me one and tell me what to say when I’m in front of an audience.
BTW, if you need more funny after my book, read the webcomics Axe Cop and Bearmageddon. If you’re awesome, you’ll love them.
If Olbermann can fill an hour daily with the vacuum that his mind, you should have no problem at all, FJ. Especially with as intelligent an interlocutor as Medved.
Well, yeah, your sales kind of peaked with every blog follower buying the book on the first day. There is nowhere to go from here but down, down, down. That means you are going to have to endure Breaking Dawn – my sincerest sympathies. (I managed to weasel out of being the Responsible Parent accompanying the pack of high school girls, my daughter included, attending a midnight showing tonight. Up twinkles!)
“Watching your Amazon ranking is stressful. I suddenly dropped seven places and now I’m freaking out. That’s it, Frank, you hit the high point of your life and now it’s over!”
Must be a lot like the day the kid who played Cousin Oliver was informed the Brady Bunch was cancelled.
Medved is easy. Just start reading from the Chronicles of W.
You should try to get an interview in Olberman’s show. Just read your book in a serious glowing tone and he’ll fall for it.
There was mighty fine hippie face punching going on yesterday. The lefty blogs had lots of video worthy of the Three Stooges. Officer Moe vs. hippie Curly.
Medved is supposedly an expert on “pop culture,” Frank. He’s not marginally-cultured, like some of us. But, I kind of doubt he knows what you know since he’s an old guy and very old-fashioned.
I hope you make the top 10! Sparkly Vampires are for chicks and teh gheys!
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I listened to that interview on the Medved show (Not for you mind you, I had no idea you were going to be on) we were on our way back from hiking in the mountains. At first thought I was sickened by the book. I was really amased that anyone could worship “Duh Won” like that. Then I realized, we got Ron Paul supporters too… sigh.
Well you had me on the hook for awhile. Sarcastic humor eluded me for a good part of that interview. Some folks are too smart to understand it, some too dumb… I fell in the middle. Good work.
Don’t listen to people telling you to imagine other people naked when you talk, Frank. That is very bad advice. Instead, focus on an inanimate object and explain to it why you are awesome, like you do when you are at your computer. I have found that plastic bottles in particular are nice and very forgiving. Never get emotionally involved with a plastic bottle, though, or else this technique will not work.
Axe Cop is cute, but time travel is such an evil way to start a story! My mind went into a loop trying to figure out which episode to read first, given Episode #0’s notice: “This episode is best read in order after episode 4.” In order! After 4?! What? So, I started at #0 and I feel like I made the wrong choice and the comic is forever ruined for me.