You can’t be constantly outrageous and a conservative, because eventually you’ll run out of ways to be outrageous from the right.
If you ever need a power rush, find the biggest celebrities and most powerful people on Twitter and block them from following you.
“Fighting cancer is important, so it’s best not to try and tie it to anything politically controversial.” -non-existent reasonable liberal
Abortion is one of those things so horrifying you have keep doubling down on it or risk looking back.
I always imagined that Planned Parenthood has a logo like the Ghostbusters, but with a baby in place of the ghost.
Who cares about Komen? Aren’t my tax dollars still going to Planned Parenthood?
Liberals give you no choice but to pay for Planned Parenthood and NPR, but they’re worried about Christians imposing their views on others?
Is there anything liberals scream about that isn’t pure projection?
“We want abortion to be safe, legal, and paid for by people who find it abhorrent.”
Obama: “Jesus told me to pursue these policies. Jesus is the one with the pitchfork, right?”
My 16 month old daughter is the greatest dancer I’ve ever seen.
Is there anything liberals scream about that isn’t pure projection?
No.
Frank J., your level of profoundituity is high today.
In these troubled times, there is yet but one avenue of action available to us. We must punch liberals in their noses.
Liberals give you no choice but to pay for Planned Parenthood and NPR, but they’re worried about Christians imposing their views on others?
Yup. And Muslim extremists are blowing things up all over the place and taking over governments, but liberals still bleat on about the danger of America’s impending Christian theocratic takeover…
Burma, I prefer ussjimmycarter method of ripping0-off their heads and shoving them up their assteroids!
In my humble opinion, that is ussjc’s lasting legacy. (But have you noticed lately that he’s kinda nuts?)
“My 16 month old daughter is the greatest dancer I’ve ever seen.”
What club is she working at?
File Under:Lunacy
Let’s say I was the imperial ruler of the 5th dimension. No, not the 1970’s sunshine pop music group… but that would be groovy. Now let’s say that I, as imperial ruler, imposed a law that the Zeta beings had to spend a great portion of their efforts to the promotion of the Arcturians’ supposed mental illumination even though the the Arcturians would have to spend far less portion to their own illumination; and that supposed mental illumination of the Arcturian would be the demise of the Zeta spiritual illumination. Now let’s say that I as imperial ruler imposed a penalty of this law to be banishment to an existence of linear time where spiritual illumination is not possible.
Considering this, wouldn’t this supposed law be the enslavement of the Zeta? Crazy right? Making one being spend a greater portion to the betterment of the second being while that action is a direct contrast to the first’ illumination with the penalty that is in direct contrast to the Galactic Federation’s inalienable intergalactic command that I derive my ruling power from?
Now who’s Crazy?
Plan for next big Internet meme:
1) Bake really huge loaf of bread.
2) Cut slice.
3) Cut out center of slice.
4) Place around Buttercup’s face.
5) Do whatever it is that gets her dancing (Elmo toy, “The Wheels on the Bus,” six-shooter, etc.)
6) Tape and post.
7) Meme!
I would like to remind Frank J. and Basil that I refuse to rate any more posts until you remove the rating system.
> I always imagined that Planned Parenthood has a logo like the Ghostbusters, but with a baby in place of the ghost.
With Planned Parenthood, a baby and a ghost are the same thing.
Basil, if they must have a logo it would just be easiest to add a pair of scissors and and vacuum hose to the hammer and sickle flag that they favor flying at the White House.
Planned Parenthood: “Thinning the herd” since 1921.
At least in Ghostbusters, the ghosts were kept “alive.” Planned Parenthood’s logo should contain a swastika.