* BTW, the Republican presidential candidate this year is Romney. Sure, the primary is still going on, but it’s also over.
* And Obama is in full attack mode. But if he’s attacking others, how will he have time to talk about all his awesome accomplishments?
Anyway, he’s calling the Ryan budget radical and linking it to Romney (the Republican nominee for president), but how radical is it compared to not having any budget for three years? Or compared to Obama’s proposed budget that was unable to get a single vote in the House? Basically you have Ryan trying to do the actual job of the government and a bunch of knee-biters. That’s what we have today: President knee-biter. Can’t do anything useful, but he sure can whine up a storm.
* The Fifth Circuit has asked the Department of Justice to write a paper — three pages single spaced — on whether the Executive branch does believe that courts can strike down laws as unconstitutional. Basically, they want a paper from Obama explaining whether he’s some sort of idiot or not.
If a Republican president had made Obama’s remarks, we’d have 24/7 coverage of what a moron our president is. But I guess everyone just doesn’t expect any better of Obama. The soft bigotry of low expectations.
* Michelle Obama is telling kids to tell their grandparents they’re wrong for not voting for Obama. If I were elderly and some little punk kids comes to annoy me, I might go ahead and vote for Obama. When they’re older and the country is collapsing under debt, they’d feel real bad about pestering me. But I’d be nice and safe and dead. Ha!
* Joe Biden is blaming fracking for earthquakes. I think that’s a fun thing to blame, because next time there is an earthquake you can yell, “Fracking earthquake!”
* Facebook photos show the DNC Jewish outreach liaison referring to her and her friends as “Jewbags” and the “Jew cash money team.” When asked if this was offensive, Obama replied, “Shut up, cracker! Now give me money!”
* Wisdom of the Day from Dan McLaughlin:
After Obama leaves office, it will take decades to rebuild the nation’s strawman population.
I’ll say this for Romney: He is the only adult in the race. The others (including Obama) are like petulant children, imho. Like Obama, Santorum is an empty suit, also, imho.
Thanks for the reminder of Romney being the republican nominee in that second point. I almost forgot what the first point said when I saw Obama’s name.
“Michelle Obama is telling kids to tell their grandparents they’re wrong for not voting for Obama.”
My three page, single-spaced paper on whether or not Obama is some sort of idiot:
Page 1:
Introduction:
Obama is an idiot.
Page 2:
Analysis:
Obama is an idiot.
Page 3:
Conclusion:
Obama is an idiot.
OBAMA’S BI-PARTISAN 12-STEP PLAN TO BRING AMERICA TOGETHER WITH HOPE AND CHANGE:
1 – Insult all white people
2 – Insult Supreme Court
3 – Insult Tea Party
4 – Insult Republicans
5 – Insult Conservatives
6 – Insult Congress
7 – Insult anyone that doesn’t agree with you
8 – Insult voters
9 – Request that children chastise their grandparents if they didn’t vote for him
10 – Insult everyone but yourself for using hateful and divisive rhetoric
11 – ?
12 – Success
at this point i’d vote for a yella dog in the road if he just called himself a republican.
Old Yeller 2012!
I understand Obama will also have to do math homework (calculate how many copies of Dreams from My Father you would have to sell to get 15 trillion dollars to pay back the American people).
My suggestion right now is to stockpile food.
Jimmy is right.
Rotate your crops. Buy a good hunting rifle. Get a jersey cow.
By the way, I guess I kinda sorta have to get in line with Romney, but to me that feels like getting in line with a freight train heading towards me.
You all remember how Old Yeller ended, right?
I’m foregoing the cow suggestion, Marko. I have clam juice.
On the other hand, female goats would be good but who can I get to milk them? Hell, I still have to make my own sammiches! (Oh, crap, I wasn’t supposed to say that!)
Any man who can say no to the sweet face of a jersey cow is a man with no heart.
I’d have to build a really long fence and fence the sweetie in, Marko. Then, I could say ‘yes’ because my heart would be bigger. Sounds like a lot of fricken work. On the other hand, just think of the butter and cream and raw milk. And the flies. Oooo. And the cow pies! Compost for potatoes!!!!111!!
Attaboy, Jimmy. Attaboy. Not even Obama can destroy the most beautiful things in life: jersey cows.
Yeah, there is nothing quite like a Jersey cow in a bikini at the Jersey shore.
Along with trains and battleships, Marko.
We sure do. A dead dog would spend a LOT less money than the current SCOAMF. He would also incite less class warfare, and he would attract flies away from the Occupoop people, earning their loyalty as well. Also, let’s not forget the lesson about firearms being humane and useful tools. Old Yeller 2012!
According to Obama, the balance of powers works like this: The president wants to force something on everybody, yada yada yada, then he either gets it or racism.
Scott says:
April 4th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Yeah, there is nothing quite like a Jersey cow in a bikini at the Jersey shore.
…But if she IS pregnant…does it end the show ???
I wonder if he’s going to have Bill Ayers write the paper for him?
Jersey cow? Like Snooki? No thanks.
obama 2008
Hope and Change!
obama 2012
Rope and Chains!