Sparklers are ILLEGAL but a person who invades from Brazil and collects welfare and section 8 and free food by stealing someone’s ID is…..undocumented. Happy Dependance Day!
How quaint… I live in New Hampshire where ordinary citizens are trusted with extremely dangerous high explosives and rockets that can fly thousands of feet. On this fine 4th of July the my street is considerably louder than Vietnam during Tet. Black powder–the smell of freedom.
I used to do that as a kid. It was fun… (ahem) I mean, don’t do it, kids.
Les – The kids’ll be fine as long as they remember to light them off with a burning sheet of safety tips
Show of fingers remaining — how many of you out there lucky to be alive…
*holds up stump*
Related (though in questionable taste):
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2849/
SHHHHHHHHHHHH they’ll ban matches!!!
Matches are incendiary devices!!!
Even sparklers are illllligal here in mASSachusetts
Sparklers are ILLEGAL but a person who invades from Brazil and collects welfare and section 8 and free food by stealing someone’s ID is…..undocumented. Happy Dependance Day!
I do that with my Physics students; best lab of the year. BTW it helps if there is not too much foil.
This is on the internet?
Well, now we know where North Korea got its rocket designs from. Thanks a lot douchebag!
Next he’ll be explaining how to make nuclear bombs using the glowing material form old glow-in-the-dark watches.
How quaint… I live in New Hampshire where ordinary citizens are trusted with extremely dangerous high explosives and rockets that can fly thousands of feet. On this fine 4th of July the my street is considerably louder than Vietnam during Tet. Black powder–the smell of freedom.
“black powder–the smell of freedom.”
So… just like the FIRST Independence Day, then…