[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

Fired Up and Ready to Go

Excerpt:

The lights dim, Romney is seen walking out from back stage holding a tumbler filled with ice and a hazy yellow liquid, he blows some smoke back behind stage.

“Good evening my fellow Americans. Today we have an opportunity to take back our country from the segment of the populace that promised us hope, and only brought us hopelessness.” (hold for applause)

“We have a chance to truly put this country back on the path that our forefathers intended all along.” (hold for applause) “Now before those in the media decide to read in to these words and scream racism let me just say… F****** stop it. I know what you’re doing and its not going to work.” (hold for applause, take sip from glass) “Wow this is some whiskey. (standing ovation)”My campaign has been called WEAKSAUCE by some in the blogosphere, and rightly so. I am here today to tell you that it will not happen again!” (hold for applause, loosen tie, unbutton top button on shirt)

Also, gotta love his choice of running mate.

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