I don’t like the idea of hipster conservatives. With my “punch hippies” policy, we could end up in a friendly fire situation.
It’s steal legal to oppose gay marriage?
Finished first two books of Game of Thrones. They seem to eat a lot of lamprey pie; does that become a major plot point?
Private sector businesses are just so evil; do we really want to elect someone who worked at one?
I hate it when a tall person sits in front of me at the movie theater and then masturbates.
Just what the economy needs: a war on successful people.
Obviously, with economy so bad, anyone successful right now must be a witch.
I would like Mitt Romney to release his tax returns or give me $50.
My main goal in life is to be a good person. If that seems too hard, I might settle for rich and successful, though.
In my America, anyone who talks about the wealthy “paying their fair share” would be immediately deported.
That’s not an anti-speech policy; whining isn’t speech.
Half lamb/half man mutants get really offended when you call them “ewe people.”
“Obama, you didn’t kill bin Laden. We did that.” -Navy SEALs
Congratulations to Obama for finally having a speech with a memorable line. #YouDidntBuildThat
When the big movie this weekend is about a rich guy punching poor people, I don’t know why Mitt Romney isn’t more popular.
Obama hates the free market only so much as in one hates what one doesn’t understand.
Anytime I make someone angry, I know that I really hit a nerve with the truth. Or I was a huge jerk.
“On the 7th day, Obama dropped by and said, ‘You didn’t build that!'”
So we misheard “you people,” but did we hear the part where Ann Romney said “I’m going to dance a horse on Obama’s grave!” right?
Lamprey pie isn’t a crucial plot point, but it *is* crucial that we read 1,000 pages about breakfast, lunch, and dinner…in excruciating detail.
The SEALs are just jealous that Obama’s pals are more adept with explosives than they are.
So wait — you’re saying that if Mitt Romney weighs as much as a duck…
I don’t think SEALs are less adept with explosives than Obama’s friends… They just have a code of ethics that limits what they will and will not blow up to make a political point.
Lamprey pie has been associated with English royalty for a thousand years. To this day it is presented to the royal family on special occasions.
Henry I was said to have died from food poisoning after consuming “a surfeit of lampreys”. Stupid limey – if he’d eaten tuna he’d still be alive today.
I wouldn’t let the fact that Bill Ayers hasn’t been to BUD/S fool you. He has the power of social justice on his side…and stuff.
I want the rich to pay their fair share, but I think fair shares should be calculated with a flat tax. Do I still get deported?
“I hate it when a tall person sits in front of me at the movie theater and then masturbates.”
I thought you went to see Batman last night.
“On the 7th day, Obama dropped by and said, ‘You didn’t build that!’”
Man, that’s good. Dare I say inspired? I plan not only to cite you but also punch anyone who doesn’t laugh.
RANDOM THOUGHT:
13 innocent people are dead and 50 are injured from gun shots, and to Brian Ross the news of the day is that he found a guy with the same name as the shooter that is listed on a Tea Party site. Democrats are mentally ill.
“It’s steal legal to oppose gay marriage?”
In the U.S. it is. In Canada and large parts of Europe, not so much. I don’t hear liberal free speech/first amendment activists getting angry about this, though. I guess they only favor free speech for people they agree with. Ah, gotta love that liberal hypocrisy.
DamnCat-
if you eat tuna, you live to be 877 years old? just askin’
“I hate it when a tall person sits in front of me at the movie theater and then masturbates.”
Frank just what type of movies are you going to?
jw
yep, that’s right – and if you send me an 887 year supply of tuna I’ll prove it!
The Jerk
I don’t see how the current movie version of Bruce Wayne could become Batman. Someone plagued with that kind of self-doubt and wealth wouldn’t become Batman, they’d become Kim Kardashian.
@blarg
“Alfred, you’re going to have to let out the seat in these pants.”