… she just keeps tabs on where Mitt Romney invests his money, then follows suit. Of course, that won’t stop her from demonizing Mitt for “sending jobs overseas” or “investing money overseas”.
She got Satans phone number from Liberal nutjob Mike Malloy. Apparently Malloy called the devil to check on Breitbart. First mistake, he obviously has the darks ones cell phone number. Second mistake Andrew’s wasn’t there and Malloy doesn’t have THAT number.
…which is really amazing since she has the IQ of a chicken.
…screwing Americans one outsourced job at a time.
. . . of people laugh: she opened her mouth.
…just pass legislation that sends jobs to your husband’s company. It’s easy – anyone can do it.
Nancy Pelosi discovered a way to make millions. She’s suing her plastic surgeon.
. . . believe that even a skeletor-appearing harpy can become Speaker of the House and carry gigantic gavel-shaped marital aids down the street.
by subletting lower left section of her face as a botox farm.
by playing the part of Death in the next Avengers movie.*
*Comic-Con is in town. I am surrounded by people who’d get that….
…the DNC is paying her not to speak.
…she’s working part time at a nuclear test facility since she’s dense enough to absorb neutrinos.
… with top billing in Toho’s latest film.
…she got the lead in “The Return of the Mummy III”
…she gave back 10 and now she only has a few.
of men go blind… House bikini contest.
…of babies scream in terror when she smiles.
…by announcing that if everyone who wants to see her go sends her a penny, she won’t run for reelection.
…by appearing as Lowry’s mother in a remake of Brazil and pocketing the money budgeted for make up effects.
…she gets dollar every time Mitt Romney’s millions are mentioned. She pays $10 every time her or Obama’s millions are mentioned.
…She started with Billions… (all that practice in congress paid off)
…, she and Harvey are going to rent her boobs as wind socks at his local airport, at union scale.
…by getting the Went Blind From Looking At Pelosi Tax Act passed.
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… she just keeps tabs on where Mitt Romney invests his money, then follows suit. Of course, that won’t stop her from demonizing Mitt for “sending jobs overseas” or “investing money overseas”.
She got Satans phone number from Liberal nutjob Mike Malloy. Apparently Malloy called the devil to check on Breitbart. First mistake, he obviously has the darks ones cell phone number. Second mistake Andrew’s wasn’t there and Malloy doesn’t have THAT number.
…she just does what all her colleges do…take it.
Nancy Pelosi discovered a way to make millions… and the best part is it only costs $1.7 trillion.
…by charging everyone 10¢ to keep those snakes on her head tucked under a hat!
,,,of doctors change professions. But you will have to read the bill to find out why.
…she hired Tim Geithner as her accountant.
Sally Struthers is the voice over for her “please send money to help this victim” commercial.
you have to buy her money to find out how she made it.
of unborn children pay for her healthcare and retirement.
…of zombies angry when they open her skull.
…but Dr. Evil refused to work with her on the Death Tax Ray.
…by taxing those who don’t vote for Obama.
…by betting against Obama’s reelection.
…the new Obamacare not having sex with Nancy Pelosi tax.
Just add extra zeros on the 100-dollar bills.
…of Americans unemployed. She started implementing it in 2007
…of gallons of sewage. She just starts talking.