In Virginia, President Obama said that hiring new teachers will help the economy because those new teachers will go out and eat at restaurants.
Yes, curse McDonald’s and their “no teaching certificate, no service” policy.
In Virginia, President Obama said that hiring new teachers will help the economy because those new teachers will go out and eat at restaurants.
Yes, curse McDonald’s and their “no teaching certificate, no service” policy.
Yes, by all means, let’s take $60,000 out of the economy to we can put $1000 back into it. What could go wrong with that plan?
That’s sure to win the up-for-grabs new teacher vote.
New Teacher: “Obama funded my new teaching job!”
Spouse: “That’s great, honey!”
New Teacher: “Yeah! Now, we get to eat in restaurants like Obama!”
Wait a second…I thought teachers spent all their disposable income on classroom suppiles because the school districts were a bunch of skinflints.
But [cue ominous music] what if they eat at Chick-Fil-A?
BACON! for Scott
Maybe instead they could just eat the fat kids. That’d make Michelle happy.
It’s not that Mr. and Mrs. Moochelle are stupid. Rather, they are just really, really bad at crafting lies.
“…those new teachers will go out and eat at restaurants.” That’s good, because then it will be easier for them to keep in touch with the students whom they taught who’d end up working at those restaurants because Mr. Obama’s failed policies keep them from getting jobs anywhere else.
The average Boston teacher gets paid $83,354 (7.3% dropout rate) and they get paid until they drop dead, therefore, a person hired at 25 will cost the city a minimum of $4,167,700 assuming they live to be 75. You could build a McDonald’s for that.
State average 2004: $53,733
State average 2011: $70,340
a mere 31% increase in 7 years, yes, let’s hire more, those unions really need the money, see the great job they do?